1. Come on old man, we don’t care that you’re going to miss your exit, we care that you don’t cut me off and cause me to go flying over your car and into the middle of the street. It’s really that simple. But no, you, with your hairy ears and wrinkly balls just had to go and cut me off.

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Yes, those are Japanese war tubas. And you thought they lost WWII because of a couple measly nukes - Dumbass… But on to the important stuff.

There’s really nothing glorious about being in a marching band, especially when you’re holding a massive brass tuba over your shoulder. Chick’s just don’t dig it. The movie Drumline tried to glorify marching bands, but no one went to see it. And knowing this, the tuba player, honking away in the back right corner of this marching band knew this could be his only time to shine - his only chance at stardom, and he took it. …click here to read more

Now that a CGI Artist can make people fly with the click of a button, the lost art of fight choreography has taken a dip in modern films. We all know it’s fake, and there’s something unsettling about this - so let’s look back in time to the Golden Age of Kung Fu Films, with my boy, Jackie Chan. The only thing I would have liked to see (even though it’s more of a car chase) is the scene from Who Am I? - I’ll try to link to it later.

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I really love hearing about douchebags being douchbags in public, especially when it’s in front of their daughters (douchebag dad, don’t be surprised when she brings home a douchebag boyfriend, she is oddly attracted to people with your same personality type). But anyway, let me just quote what he writes on his flickr page. And make sure you check out the rest of his album as support. We need to encourage this kind of courage. …click here to read more

Let me start by saying I am completely against everything the Church of Scientology does. However, as the ‘Anonymous’ group unearths new evidence about the inner workings of Scientology, we must ask ourselves, is Scientology really a religion to consider a threat to the morality of our nation as a whole? Or is it rather, a haven for those who lack the mental capacity to function under the precincts of towns and of our nation? This is something we must consider in order to determine if these “believers” are people we want running freely through our streets, or if in fact, we are better off grouping them: “Scientologists.”

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A few weeks ago I coughed up the cash for one of these and I must say I could never go back to anything smaller or of less quality. The 52″ Sony HDTV is amazing in all aspects. It’s dead sexy, the screen shows barely any glare from windows, the blacks are dark, and I’m talking Forest Whitaker dark, not Will Smith dark (which is like tanning salon dark), and the picture is actually able to trick me into thinking Halle Berry is dripping wet, walking out of the ocean to me, not Pierce Brosnan.

The picture is native 1080p, which in Lehman’s terms means you pop in your Girls Gone Wild flick, and it actually feels like you’re in college again. And I am in college, so it feels like Saturday, any time I want.

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Allison Stokke definitely knows how to handle a pole. The Cal vaulter is as sexy as she is talented, and her photos have been appearing all over the net in the past few months. There’s really not much to say here except, keep your pants on.

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You really hate to see a guy get nailed by a firetruck, but in so many ways, you have to say, “well, I guess he kind of deserved that.” First of all, why are you on a bridge? And next, why don’t you come down the way you got up there? It just makes a lot more sense then dropping into an oncoming firetruck. The irony. But I guess making sense is something you can’t expect from a drunk guy who climbed on top of a bridge - I almost feel like the firetruck slam was appropriate, given the circumstances of course.

Douchebag Nick Pitera has been posting videos of himself singing douchebag songs for quite some time now, and if you haven’t seen him you must. There’s just no other label I can give him besides douchebag. Now, there will be a handful of you who say “he’s got the most beautiful voice, I want him to serenade me under my sill,” and hopefully those who respond this way are not Banned In Hollywood subscribers. …click here to read more

Next time you’re riding your elephant through African jungles, be prepared for tigers to attack. You think you’re going to have a calm and relaxing tour, and all of a sudden a tiger flies through the air and bites you in the face. Then it flies to the rest of your party and bites everyone in the neck, even biting elephant trunks all the while. Its a catastrophe. …click here to read more