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Comic Writer Searched By TSA For Carrying Script About Writer Under Suspicion By TSA

Comics writer Mark Sable was intensively searched by the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) after they found a script in his possession about a writer who gets detained and intensively searched for writing a comic about terrorism that seems to predict real terrorist events. Is it weird that I’m currently watching a movie about an actor... [Read more of this article]

Real Life Farva Buys McDonald’s Famous Spit-McMuffin

Let this be a lesson to all the fatasses who eat at McDonald’s everyday. AP Michigan reports, “Authorities said a man faces a felony charge after allegedly spitting on a police officer’s McDonald’s breakfast sandwich. Police said a 32-year-old man was working the drive-thru window at the southwest Michigan restaurant when an... [Read more of this article]

Found Porn Photo Contest – Win An Inflatable Beer Pong Table!

Maxim does a feature that we always like where they show off found porn submissions, so we figured, why not do the same thing but allow our readers to vote on their favorite submissions and give the contributor with the most votes an inflatable beer pong table for their pool, courtesy of PoolSidePong.com. Submit as many entries as you want and check... [Read more of this article]

Win 25 Free Concert Tickets Anywhere From Guitar Hero 5!

Guitar Hero 5 will be here this September, so to mark the occasion, Activision is giving you a chance to win a total of 25 tickets (5 tickets for 5 concerts) to any concerts of your choice. It’s perfect for people with at least four friends, but if you’re a loner, scalp the four spares and use the cash to load up on chili dogs at the... [Read more of this article]

Reggie Miller Has A Tramp Stamp, Only It’s On His Stomach, Right Above His Pussy

Ever since Reggie Miller was active in the NBA, I and just about everyone else thought he was gay. He used to get down (or at least pretend to) with Marita Stavrou, but so the story goes, she left him right after he got a flower tattoo on his stomach, just above his pussy. This was also around the time he began listening to Coldplay. Head to Deadspin... [Read more of this article]

Murder Suspect Foiled by Cell Phone and Own Stupidity

Triple-murder suspect Anthony Ramirez, 23, was arrested after he left his cell phone behind. If you have to kill three people during a robbery, make sure you do not leave your cell phone at the scene of the crime. And if you do leave your cell phone at the scene of the triple homicide, do not call your phone and then arrange for a place to meet in... [Read more of this article]

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Babes Kelly Brook In A Bikini Because That’s Really All She Wears…

Low Quality Kelly Brook Bikini Pics match the quality of her acting - Arizona - June 23, 2009 .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 16%; } .gallery img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; }  Read More →

Banned’s Big Gisele Bundchen Bikini Gallery

You landed on this page, and given the title, I’ll assume you don’t want to hear about how Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen is married to Tom Brady or how in 2002 she was the target of a PETA anti-fur campaign (thank you wikipedia). That said, below you’ll find 200+ random photos of Gisele Bundchen wearing bikinis, lingerie, or... [Read more of this article]

Leonardo DiCaprio/Bar Refaeli Break Up So We Threw Together A Bunch Of Her Bikini Pics Cuz She’s Single

According to People, Leonardo DiCaprio and SI Swimsuit model girlfriend Bar Refaeli split up at the end of May, “They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says a source. “It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing.” The previous weekend, the Titanic star, 34,... [Read more of this article]

Gisele Bundchen On Set Of Victoria’s Secret ‘Very Sexy’ Photoshoot

Gisele Bundchen poses on the set of Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy photoshoot. The set shots look stunning, so keep your eye out for the finished product later this year. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 16%; } .gallery img { border: 2px... [Read more of this article]

Kelly Brook and Riley Steele Bikinis On Set of ‘Piranha 3D’ in Lake Havasu

I have no idea what Pirhana 3D is and I do not intend on finding out because these photos of Kelly Brook and Riley Steele prancing around and showing off their massive intelligences tops anything a film starring the two women could offer — why ruin the image with moving around and a few stupid lines? Actually scratch that, I wasn’t thinking... [Read more of this article]

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pics and Daily Hot Links

Gisele Bundchen poses in a bikini for an upcoming ad campaign Bruno Teabags Eminem (SickPigs) Nature Is Too Pretty (Cracked) The Urinal Shower (IHeartChaos) Townsend Coleman Speaks (ScreenJunkies) Bikini Girls Boosting Cars (BlogOfHilarity) Talking Makes Dudes Stupider (Asylum) The Rapping Flight Attendant (TotallyCrap) Chinese Girl Gets Knocked Out... [Read more of this article]

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