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[6 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
Matthew Stafford x Marisa Miller x AXE = Free Stuff

Marisa Miller gives professional quarterback (if you consider the Detroit Lions professional) Matthew Stafford Hair Action at AXE Lounge at LIV in Miami on Feb. 6.
What is Hair Action?  It’s when a girl can’t resist playing with a guy’s hair after he’s used AXE Hair products, and it often leads to something more. Matthew Stafford gets a lot of it and wants guys out there to get more. Check out how Stafford gets Hair Action in his everyday life – http://apps.facebook.com/axehairaction/.
February through March, Matthew will issue a …

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
I’m With COCO

Seriously? I understand why you wouldn’t know who Carson Daly is, but Conan O’Brien? Really?
Actually, let me take that back, she must know who Carson is — she’s black, and black people love TRL. Maybe she just doesn’t recognize him now that he lost a bunch of weight and looks like a slightly more banged up Denise Richards.

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
Stuck In An Awkward Situation?

If you’re a Fortune 500 company and you’re planning to make a commercial that’s completely racist, there’s really no point in being subtle, and for this, KFC, we thank you.
For more crazy/funny/retarded/wtf videos, you’re going to want to head on over to our Video Vault. I highly suggest the fishing show blooper compilation — it’s Emmy worthy.

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
Telephoto Lens

Photo Via: BoomPix

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
20 WTF Moments In Google Street View

The nice thing about Google’s Street View is that it helps me navigate towards my favorite prostitute pickup. The bad thing about Google Street View is that it followed me there and my wife divorced me.
Damn you skynet.

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
30 Crazy Captchas

Facebook, you son of a bitch. You know that eating disorders are my weakness… don’t you dare tempt me into going back to manorexia.

[1 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]
The Life Of Hugh Hefner

Working as a copywriter for Esquire, he left in January 1952 after being denied a $5 raise. In 1953, he lent his furniture for $600 and raised $8,000 from 45 investors – including $1,000 from his mother, “Not because she believed in the venture,” he told E! in 2006. “But because she believed in her son” – to launch Playboy, which was initially going to be called Stag Party. The undated first issue, published in December 1953, featured Marilyn Monroe from her 1949 nude calendar shoot.
The rest is history.
Images: …

[28 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
No, No, No! I Said The Sand Around The Yacht!

This is what happens when you give Gary Busey the keys to your Cat and he decides to do what he does best — make acronyms out of things that aren’t supposed to be acronymized. Don’t believe me? Click Here.
“You know what Yacht stands for? Is stands for Your Annoying Car House Transformed.”
OK Gary, you win this time… You win.