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[3 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Hey Dad, How Come You Won’t Try Skateboarding?

If I try it, will you buy me a six-pack of cheeseburgers? yea? Ok, I’ll give it a shot…

[3 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Pantshirt

If you’re on a budget, don’t bother going to mint.com, instead let me give you a few money saving, debt busting tips. First off, if you absolutely must eat food, remember, there’s food in beer but no beer in food. Buy a 30-pack instead of a 12-pack and put that shrink-wrapped tuna melt back on the shelf. The last thing you need is the 13-beer-deep tuna-burps.

[3 Sep 2010 | 7 Comments | ]
I’ve Been Told As You Get Older Your Standards Change

This is just a testament to that… Though the real mystery is how the bald guy is able prop that thing up on top of him. He must have brought a spray bottle to spritz her down every 25-minutes — sea mammals can’t be out of water any longer.

[2 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Is Your Blog Worth a $20,000 Scholarship?

Is Your Blog Worth a $20,000 Scholarship?
How would you like the chance to win a $20,000 scholarship just by starting your own blog? Well, now Lenovo is letting you do just that.

[2 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Always Use Proper Punctuation When Updating Your Facebook Status

I understand how tempting it can be to update your facebook status devoid of punctuation — it shows your cavalier attitude and nonchalance toward life, and I can respect that.
Just make sure you read it once over before sharing it with your friends who are probably smarter than you.

[2 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn

Sean Penn sits down with Zach’s gay twin brother, Seth Galifianakis to discuss topics like Jack Nicholson, ball-point penn, Six-Flags, and Long John Silvers.

[2 Sep 2010 | One Comment | ]
Impressive Resume Mike, You’re A Real Go Getter

Wow, Mike, you went to Yale, Harvard, Oxford and DeVry!? Impressive.

[1 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
The Women Of Surfing: A Gallery

It’s Wednesday, and being the middle of the week, we like to offer some nsfwishness to those who find themselves mindlessly sifting through blogs from their office cubicle, forgetting they are at work, forgetting they are supposed to be working.

[1 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
I’ll Take Two Orders Of That Please

And can I get some Thai peanut sauce to lube it up?

[1 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
Win A free Weekend Stay At Any Hampton Hotel!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hampton Hotels. All opinions are 100% mine.
Hampton Hotels is running a contest called the Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes that I know you’re going to love, that is of course, if you have enough friends…

[31 Aug 2010 | 11 Comments | ]
25 Pictures Of Rockets Being Launched

The title is a little deceptive in that there are certainly other weapons being fired in some of these images. Nonetheless, I found these images stunning, and the title, fitting enough.

[31 Aug 2010 | No Comment | ]
WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking

It’s nice to see WebMD being honest. They could have just done what most doctors would do and prescribe a six-pack of med prescriptions, make a few g’s and hope you don’t go suicidal…

[31 Aug 2010 | No Comment | ]
Bollywood Inspires Hollywood, Not The Other Way Around

Bollywood. It’s essentially Die Hard 4 meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets Kill Bill. It’s progressive, and they’re doing it right — why release five-hundred different movies in one year when you can release five-hundred different types of movies in one movie?

[30 Aug 2010 | No Comment | ]
Will Ferrell Regarding Justin Bieber

I’m glad someone else struggles with the same things I do.

[30 Aug 2010 | No Comment | ]
How Not To Play Baseball

Playing professional baseball is not easy. Hitting 600 home runs over your career… not easy. Striking out 20 batters in a single game… not easy. Fielding a ball in the outfield and not tossing it into the stands is, however, relatively easy to do… for a human.