When I was back home on summer break from college, one of my buddies drank way too much at his mom’s house. She had these decorative pinecones in a dish on the dining room table and a roll of duct tape in the kitchen, so naturally I duct-taped pinecones in his hands and his cell phone to the side of his leg.
Then every time we called his phone, he’d try (unsuccessfully of course) to answer the phone, at which point he’d become baffled at how to detach it from his leg, at which point he’d become baffled by what had happened to his cone-clad hands, all the while banging his opposable thumbless duct tape rods against one another like a baby trying to clap.
Then when the ringing would cease and the call would go to voicemail, he’d instantly slump lifeless into the recliner where he sat, and this continued on at 15-minute intervals for a good two-and-a-half hours.
This list goes out to you good sir.
For previous editions of 10 Signs You Drank too Much see below.
10. You Couldn’t Keep It Off The Cart Path
9. Mummified
8. You Drank Yourself Under The Table
7. This Was The Logical Next Step
6. You’re Well Balanced
5. Yep…
4. Your Dick Is A Shelf For Your Stomach, Is A Shelf For Your Beer, Is A Shelf For Your Neck, Is A Shelf For Your Head
3. At Least No One Seems To Mind…
2. You Parallel Parked Yourself
1. You Slept In Your Bed
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at 11:28 pm
hahaha
at 5:02 am
Lol!
at 9:50 am
This reminds me, My brother in law would drink till he fell asleep and then he would drool
all over his shirt……So I put a funnel in his pocket
at 2:32 am
Best party I’ve been to was when one of our friends drank too much, fell asleep then started sleep talking! He started to tell the story of his life and he kept on going for about half an hour. He even was laughing and crying when telling it! We recorded more than half of it and he was petrified when he listened to it. It almost was better to watch him listening to it than it was when we recorded it!
at 10:11 pm
That are so true signs..but the worst one is #3..so disgusting!!
at 1:35 am
Some of the funniest and weird pics I have ever seen. I wonder how they do balancing in sleep.?
at 3:47 am
Why do people drink so much..those are really weird pictures!!
at 7:51 am
these pics are very nice very well balanced how many days one take to learn these i want to the same also it is really fantastic
at 12:17 am
well, these pics were really horrible. one must not drink too much in their life. it creates an embarrassing moment for the one who drinks and also they are reducing their life by just drinking. it should be avoided to the fullest.
at 10:33 am
what a balancing pics really awesome it might have taken lots of time to learn this
at 2:48 pm
hahahaha the slept in your bed one is hilarious!