10 More signs you need to go on a diet

Brotha Jonze April 24, 2009 236

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For those of you who are new to Banned In Hollywood, we’ve been posting articles — top 10 lists rather — like this for quite some time. If you’re able to laugh at least one of these photos you’ll probably like the rest of the site. If you become annoyed, irritated, or down-right pissed off because this list’s humor is founded on, at the very best, basic fat guy humor, we advise you to leave now (though you’re probably only pissed because you look like one of the people in the following photos).

For the first installment of the diet series, please head here.

For the second installment, head here (we advise checking both).

10. You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka

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9. You just busted my wall down… you bastard

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8. It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not

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7. You turned a shirt into a sports-bra

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6. You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…

…(what does that even mean?)

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5. Wat?

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4. Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom

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3. You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one

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2. You make Princess Leia look li… Wait a sec…

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1.5. Oh, there we go…

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1. For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size

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236 Comments »

  1. Personal Trainer August 25, 2009 at 5:16 am - Reply

    Damn, that's just plain mean!

  2. Dave Wilburn December 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm - Reply

    NSFW

  3. Amdna May 31, 2010 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    Im pretty sure the fattest guy in the world is from mexico… There are fatties everywhere you go. There have been fat ppl throughout all times. Its not going to change. Besides, it will put a lot of ppl out of business if the world stops being fat. P.s.- The obese live longer than the anorexics. Strange, but true.

  4. ipad games June 2, 2010 at 2:38 am - Reply

    I think that as long as health is like, but if obesity affects the health and psychological, that a diet is necessary

  5. ipad games June 2, 2010 at 2:44 am - Reply

    When the next masturbation, remember turn off the door. Mom found not to be..lol….

  6. wall lover August 9, 2010 at 9:38 pm - Reply

    special people those fill this little world.

  7. Geld March 8, 2011 at 11:31 am - Reply

    Super awesome post man, can you do me a favor and post some more of these Quality pictures! thanks

  8. hot russian girls March 14, 2011 at 2:21 am - Reply

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  9. Lisha Whirry March 31, 2011 at 10:29 am - Reply

    Can I website up to this, through my own internet page? I’m about to gather as much causes of details as i am able.

  10. JUST Me April 13, 2011 at 9:32 am - Reply

    Yea, just keep on with your anti-American BS. You’ll come crying to us next time some fascist, nazi, communist (insert your own screwed up political ideology here…) nut-case wants to invade your country, rape your women, and take all of your s*%t. You’d probably be better off anyway, since you all don’t have enough testicular fortitude to defend yourselves; you don’t even deserve freedom, since you won’t fight for it. Good riddance to your bad, inbred genetics… And no, I am not fat or stupid.

  11. School Grants May 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm - Reply

    I’m really impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it’s rare to see a great blog like this one nowadays..

  12. School Grants May 9, 2011 at 8:18 pm - Reply

    Definitely believe that which you said. Your favorite reason seemed to be on the web the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get annoyed while people think about worries that they just don’t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side effect , people can take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thanks

  13. Will May 16, 2011 at 5:57 am - Reply

    That was the stupidest, moronic “blog post” ive ever seen in my life. Im pretty sure one of the signs was just “wat”. This website is garbage, is it some kind of spam hotspot or something?

  14. JSR June 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm - Reply

    The antique photo is almost certainly someone with Prader-Willi syndrome.

  15. elementy kute September 2, 2011 at 12:11 am - Reply

    Very interesting article. I waiting to more informations from you.

  16. Jason December 18, 2011 at 6:28 am - Reply

    Maan, I’m superfat, but not like this…still….if this is where I’m headed…

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