For those of you who are new to Banned In Hollywood, we’ve been posting articles — top 10 lists rather — like this for quite some time. If you’re able to laugh at least one of these photos you’ll probably like the rest of the site. If you become annoyed, irritated, or down-right pissed off because this list’s humor is founded on, at the very best, basic fat guy humor, we advise you to leave now (though you’re probably only pissed because you look like one of the people in the following photos).
For the first installment of the diet series, please head here.
For the second installment, head here (we advise checking both).
10. You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka
9. You just busted my wall down… you bastard
8. It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not
7. You turned a shirt into a sports-bra
6. You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…
…(what does that even mean?)
5. Wat?
4. Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom
3. You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one
2. You make Princess Leia look li… Wait a sec…
1.5. Oh, there we go…
1. For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size
first
at least the last one has friends
People who post "first" are brainless idiots.
Don't get any ideas… it's the make a wish foundation.
Don't get any ideas… it's the make a wish foundation.
Don't get any ideas… it's the make a wish foundation.
Before she ate them.
could just be a gravity well
its the gravitational pull…
first
at least the last one has friends
People who post "first" are brainless idiots.
Don't get any ideas… it's the make a wish foundation.
Before she ate them.
could just be a gravity well
its the gravitational pull…
OMG!…I would love to visit America and see these people.What do they eat?…Garbage?
douchebag foreigners
douchebag americans
douchebag americans
douchebag americans
Ditto.
I hate to tell you, but I've been all around the world, and fat people are in every country.
I hate to tell you, but I've been all around the world, and fat people are in every country.
Sorry, but not like this. They are fucking obese and such kind of obese people you can meet only in America!
Sorry, but not like this. They are fucking obese and such kind of obese people you can meet only in America!
we eat tourists
Muhahaha!! That was funny ;)
No, they eat too much garbage. :)
No, they eat too much garbage. :)
No, they eat too much garbage. :)
its not long before you people in other countries start looking like this.
quality consumption quickly loses the quarrel to cheap crappy food. excuses to consume are found everywhere; they just need to be marketed to you.
its not long before you people in other countries start looking like this.
quality consumption quickly loses the quarrel to cheap crappy food. excuses to consume are found everywhere; they just need to be marketed to you.
Oh, please don't attribute this to all of us. This is sick. The condom-foot lady could eat me and my five closest friends for lunch. This is not the representative group for Americans.
Oh, please don't attribute this to all of us. This is sick. The condom-foot lady could eat me and my five closest friends for lunch. This is not the representative group for Americans.
be careful…it is happening to the world…people are eating fast food…high calorie coffee drinks…McD and Starbucks r everywhere….even the French are getting fat…They eat their traditional foods and stop at McD for a snack…
wtf man? how do you even know they are americans? You would love to visit america, but to escape the shitty ass country of yours. not to see americans. but truth be told, i don't think you can afford it.
In American we prefer to use the term "McDonald's" not garbage.
you're a prick. not every american is fat, but just goes to show what the world is coming to. yeah there are fat people and we look down on them too, but it is not america is the lazy people in america
so dont bash on freaking america for that stuff in thos pictures bash on the people for how lazy they are, i see more skinny people around where i live then fat people anyways
OMG!…I would love to visit America and see these people.What do they eat?…Garbage?
douchebag foreigners
douchebag americans
Ditto.
I hate to tell you, but I've been all around the world, and fat people are in every country.
Sorry, but not like this. They are fucking obese and such kind of obese people you can meet only in America!
we eat tourists
Muhahaha!! That was funny ;)
No, they eat too much garbage. :)
its not long before you people in other countries start looking like this.
quality consumption quickly loses the quarrel to cheap crappy food. excuses to consume are found everywhere; they just need to be marketed to you.
Oh, please don't attribute this to all of us. This is sick. The condom-foot lady could eat me and my five closest friends for lunch. This is not the representative group for Americans.
be careful…it is happening to the world…people are eating fast food…high calorie coffee drinks…McD and Starbucks r everywhere….even the French are getting fat…They eat their traditional foods and stop at McD for a snack…
wtf man? how do you even know they are americans? You would love to visit america, but to escape the shitty ass country of yours. not to see americans. but truth be told, i don't think you can afford it.
In American we prefer to use the term "McDonald's" not garbage.
you're a prick. not every american is fat, but just goes to show what the world is coming to. yeah there are fat people and we look down on them too, but it is not america is the lazy people in america
so dont bash on freaking america for that stuff in thos pictures bash on the people for how lazy they are, i see more skinny people around where i live then fat people anyways
I like a lot of crude shit but this shit is stupid and pretty fuckin mean.
Are we touching a nerve there, fatty?
Are we touching a nerve there, fatty?
You can try to redefine beauty if you like, be sympathetic, as though nothing is wrong (<– operative word), but being overweight will kill you! period.
I like a lot of crude shit but this shit is stupid and pretty fuckin mean.
Are we touching a nerve there, fatty?
You can try to redefine beauty if you like, be sympathetic, as though nothing is wrong (<– operative word), but being overweight will kill you! period.
No PhD rice-burners in this crowd! Easy rollers! Americans with more money than brains, pigging out every chance they get, wasting good food resources, while the competition, the Asians excel. China, alone, has more post graduates with IQ's of 130+ than the U.S.A. has high school students, drop-outs included! In recent months, vicious vulture capitalism has reduced the U.S. fortune to a pittance, and indebted them to China and the OPEC boys, you know, the oil baron blackmailers, along with the Saudi royalty. GM and Chrysler, choking, and going under, are a sign of the times, and soon, the obese American will be a thing of the past. The end of the cheap oil age will necessitate the use of corn for methanol to keep remaining industry alive, and starve out corn-fed beef and pork, corn fructose addicts and the like, and the grossly obese American will fade from existence! The great republican depression is upon us, and despite U.S. government P.R. to the contrary, more is to come, more bail-outs needed, just to maintian the unsustainable Status Quo, until the next election, when a reactionary fissioning of U.S. interests will occur,ending in corporate and political cannibalism and eventually the post materialistic merotocracy, another story to be sure, but the end of convenience obesity by the masses!
yeah, but we own everything! and i will have to agree that Asians have no fat people (you dumb ass, even in #8 it was even printed SUMO WRESTLER! which is not an American game if you dont know). well, uncle B go away, this was funny til you had to spout out of your pie hole. so, please take your conspiracy theories and go home and watch some Bay Watch and fantasize that it could have been you up there!
yeah, but we own everything! and i will have to agree that Asians have no fat people (you dumb ass, even in #8 it was even printed SUMO WRESTLER! which is not an American game if you dont know). well, uncle B go away, this was funny til you had to spout out of your pie hole. so, please take your conspiracy theories and go home and watch some Bay Watch and fantasize that it could have been you up there!
You got that all from fat people, huh? You, sir, need a hobby.
You got that all from fat people, huh? You, sir, need a hobby.
Have fun being taken over by muslims Uncle B!
Have fun being taken over by muslims Uncle B!
ignorant comments, first of all do you actually think china has more post graduates per capita than America. They have 3-4 times the amount of people than we do. To do a fair comparison divide there for told greatness by 3-4 times then they don't even closely compare with America!
You sound like an average American, who is overly educated through biased sectors. Go to college and get real major because I have a feeling that if you did go to college you majored in something stupid such as sociology or english lit.
Go take some Econ classes that are not politically corrupted!
dude, you need to spend more time figuring out the difference between they're / their / there etc….and perhaps a little punctuation wouldn't go astray either.
"wouldn't go astray either?"
glass houses, dude
"wouldn't go astray either?"
glass houses, dude
dude, you need to spend more time figuring out the difference between they're / their / there etc….and perhaps a little punctuation wouldn't go astray either.
Sumo Wrestlers?
Sumo Wrestlers?
Sumo Wrestlers?
First of all, corn is used for ETHANOL, and NOBODY is arguing that it will be a suitable liquid fuel in the future (at least not anymore). Battery powered/electric vehicles are the way of the future. We Americans can still pig out on high fructose corn syrup for years to come, bitch.
First of all, corn is used for ETHANOL, and NOBODY is arguing that it will be a suitable liquid fuel in the future (at least not anymore). Battery powered/electric vehicles are the way of the future. We Americans can still pig out on high fructose corn syrup for years to come, bitch.
Cool Story, Bro!
you're right: Americans are stupid.
"Speaker: Who is Tony Blair?
American: An actor? Or maybe a pop singer?"
LAME PEOPLE!
and they just think that they own everything. they love junk food and wars, they're just silly. I'm glad, that G.W.Bush is not a president anymore – he was as low-IQ'ed as his fellows Americans.
you're right: Americans are stupid.
"Speaker: Who is Tony Blair?
American: An actor? Or maybe a pop singer?"
LAME PEOPLE!
and they just think that they own everything. they love junk food and wars, they're just silly. I'm glad, that G.W.Bush is not a president anymore – he was as low-IQ'ed as his fellows Americans.
No PhD rice-burners in this crowd! Easy rollers! Americans with more money than brains, pigging out every chance they get, wasting good food resources, while the competition, the Asians excel. China, alone, has more post graduates with IQ's of 130+ than the U.S.A. has high school students, drop-outs included! In recent months, vicious vulture capitalism has reduced the U.S. fortune to a pittance, and indebted them to China and the OPEC boys, you know, the oil baron blackmailers, along with the Saudi royalty. GM and Chrysler, choking, and going under, are a sign of the times, and soon, the obese American will be a thing of the past. The end of the cheap oil age will necessitate the use of corn for methanol to keep remaining industry alive, and starve out corn-fed beef and pork, corn fructose addicts and the like, and the grossly obese American will fade from existence! The great republican depression is upon us, and despite U.S. government P.R. to the contrary, more is to come, more bail-outs needed, just to maintian the unsustainable Status Quo, until the next election, when a reactionary fissioning of U.S. interests will occur,ending in corporate and political cannibalism and eventually the post materialistic merotocracy, another story to be sure, but the end of convenience obesity by the masses!
yeah, but we own everything! and i will have to agree that Asians have no fat people (you dumb ass, even in #8 it was even printed SUMO WRESTLER! which is not an American game if you dont know). well, uncle B go away, this was funny til you had to spout out of your pie hole. so, please take your conspiracy theories and go home and watch some Bay Watch and fantasize that it could have been you up there!
You got that all from fat people, huh? You, sir, need a hobby.
Have fun being taken over by muslims Uncle B!
ignorant comments, first of all do you actually think china has more post graduates per capita than America. They have 3-4 times the amount of people than we do. To do a fair comparison divide there for told greatness by 3-4 times then they don't even closely compare with America!
You sound like an average American, who is overly educated through biased sectors. Go to college and get real major because I have a feeling that if you did go to college you majored in something stupid such as sociology or english lit.
Go take some Econ classes that are not politically corrupted!
dude, you need to spend more time figuring out the difference between they're / their / there etc….and perhaps a little punctuation wouldn't go astray either.
"wouldn't go astray either?"
glass houses, dude
Sumo Wrestlers?
First of all, corn is used for ETHANOL, and NOBODY is arguing that it will be a suitable liquid fuel in the future (at least not anymore). Battery powered/electric vehicles are the way of the future. We Americans can still pig out on high fructose corn syrup for years to come, bitch.
Cool Story, Bro!
you're right: Americans are stupid.
"Speaker: Who is Tony Blair?
American: An actor? Or maybe a pop singer?"
LAME PEOPLE!
and they just think that they own everything. they love junk food and wars, they're just silly. I'm glad, that G.W.Bush is not a president anymore – he was as low-IQ'ed as his fellows Americans.
It was worth it for #2
It was worth it for #2
You only think that because you're fat and don't want to admit it.
You only think that because you're fat and don't want to admit it.
You only think that because you're fat and don't want to admit it.
Why overweight people wear tight clothes is beyond me. Don't they look in the mirrors before leaving home???
scientist are currently working around the clock to invent clothes large enough for these people.
scientist are currently working around the clock to invent clothes large enough for these people.
Uhhh….they don't "leave" home, usually. Can't walk, won't fit into the car, can't squeeze out the door…..stay home and have someone bring you more food.
Uhhh….they don't "leave" home, usually. Can't walk, won't fit into the car, can't squeeze out the door…..stay home and have someone bring you more food.
i'm thinking that's because there aren't and sizes beyond xxxl dude…..
What's the alternative? A Moo Moo?
What's the alternative? A Moo Moo?
What's the alternative? A Moo Moo?
What's the alternative? A Moo Moo?
Why overweight people wear tight clothes is beyond me. Don't they look in the mirrors before leaving home???
scientist are currently working around the clock to invent clothes large enough for these people.
Uhhh….they don't "leave" home, usually. Can't walk, won't fit into the car, can't squeeze out the door…..stay home and have someone bring you more food.
i'm thinking that's because there aren't and sizes beyond xxxl dude…..
What's the alternative? A Moo Moo?
LOL !!!! shame on you, america !!!
here in brazil we work out !!!
Move on !!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, you know not everyone in the US looks like that, right? Don't even tell me their are no fat people in Brazil.
Yea he's the proud blind Brazilian… (I'm Brazilian) I just saw a report saying on how obesity is becoming an issue between Brazilians.
im sorry but not everyone in brazil works out, so dont pull that crap
people here in america work out too
Brazil has the highest percentage of obese people in the world, followed by the US! What in the world are you talking about Frank??
LOL !!!! shame on you, america !!!
here in brazil we work out !!!
Move on !!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, you know not everyone in the US looks like that, right? Don't even tell me their are no fat people in Brazil.
Yea he's the proud blind Brazilian… (I'm Brazilian) I just saw a report saying on how obesity is becoming an issue between Brazilians.
Uh, you know not everyone in the US looks like that, right? Don't even tell me their are no fat people in Brazil.
im sorry but not everyone in brazil works out, so dont pull that crap
people here in america work out too
im sorry but not everyone in brazil works out, so dont pull that crap
people here in america work out too
Brazil has the highest percentage of obese people in the world, followed by the US! What in the world are you talking about Frank??
Brazil has the highest percentage of obese people in the world, followed by the US! What in the world are you talking about Frank??
@ Martin
Maybe for the same reason skinny people wear baggy clothes…. comfort?
Or maybe they know that it makes you sick and it's their secret revenge…
revenge for what? do they feel it's other peoples fault they eat way too much?
no, for mocking them.
no, for mocking them.
@ Martin
Maybe for the same reason skinny people wear baggy clothes…. comfort?
Or maybe they know that it makes you sick and it's their secret revenge…
revenge for what? do they feel it's other peoples fault they eat way too much?
no, for mocking them.
There but by the grace of Dr. Oz go I….
There but by the grace of Dr. Oz go I….
Here we go again. Every post on the internet is another excuse for anti-american nationalism.
That really shows how smart you are.
Come on people. Nationalism has done nothing but bring down countries and start wars.
Gow up morons.
Here we go again. Every post on the internet is another excuse for anti-american nationalism.
That really shows how smart you are.
Come on people. Nationalism has done nothing but bring down countries and start wars.
Gow up morons.
lulz fat people
lulz fat people
China's population is like 3:1 and being communist they probably just pulled those numbers out of their asses. Though, I am no way saying there aren't dumbshits in America but every country has their morons. And yes the government is ridiculous and needs a complete overhaul.
China's population is like 3:1 and being communist they probably just pulled those numbers out of their asses. Though, I am no way saying there aren't dumbshits in America but every country has their morons. And yes the government is ridiculous and needs a complete overhaul.
China's population is like 3:1 and being communist they probably just pulled those numbers out of their asses. Though, I am no way saying there aren't dumbshits in America but every country has their morons. And yes the government is ridiculous and needs a complete overhaul.
Uncle B, we agree on an awful lot. China and India have the US FAR overpowered intellectually, but how many of their brain trust is dependent on US education? The 'fortress america' scenario could spell a very fast end to China, which is as dependent on the US as vice versa. Wal-Mart alone is responsible for 24% of China's GNP, and when we can no longer get cheap Chinese crap, China can no longer get endless overinflated US dollars.
Speaking of overinflated….curves are nice on a woman, Tits and ass are a wonderful thing. Rolls and flaps….not so much. It appalls me that monstrously obese women think that they're somehow sexy, and the black guys who keep fucking them aren't helping them to dress any more decently.The sheer mechanics of copulating with a woman that size baffle me.I guess they keep flipping folds until they smell shit, then go back one.
Uncle B, we agree on an awful lot. China and India have the US FAR overpowered intellectually, but how many of their brain trust is dependent on US education? The 'fortress america' scenario could spell a very fast end to China, which is as dependent on the US as vice versa. Wal-Mart alone is responsible for 24% of China's GNP, and when we can no longer get cheap Chinese crap, China can no longer get endless overinflated US dollars.
Speaking of overinflated….curves are nice on a woman, Tits and ass are a wonderful thing. Rolls and flaps….not so much. It appalls me that monstrously obese women think that they're somehow sexy, and the black guys who keep fucking them aren't helping them to dress any more decently.The sheer mechanics of copulating with a woman that size baffle me.I guess they keep flipping folds until they smell shit, then go back one.
Uncle B, we agree on an awful lot. China and India have the US FAR overpowered intellectually, but how many of their brain trust is dependent on US education? The 'fortress america' scenario could spell a very fast end to China, which is as dependent on the US as vice versa. Wal-Mart alone is responsible for 24% of China's GNP, and when we can no longer get cheap Chinese crap, China can no longer get endless overinflated US dollars.
Speaking of overinflated….curves are nice on a woman, Tits and ass are a wonderful thing. Rolls and flaps….not so much. It appalls me that monstrously obese women think that they're somehow sexy, and the black guys who keep fucking them aren't helping them to dress any more decently.The sheer mechanics of copulating with a woman that size baffle me.I guess they keep flipping folds until they smell shit, then go back one.
Uncle B, we agree on an awful lot. China and India have the US FAR overpowered intellectually, but how many of their brain trust is dependent on US education? The 'fortress america' scenario could spell a very fast end to China, which is as dependent on the US as vice versa. Wal-Mart alone is responsible for 24% of China's GNP, and when we can no longer get cheap Chinese crap, China can no longer get endless overinflated US dollars.
Speaking of overinflated….curves are nice on a woman, Tits and ass are a wonderful thing. Rolls and flaps….not so much. It appalls me that monstrously obese women think that they're somehow sexy, and the black guys who keep fucking them aren't helping them to dress any more decently.The sheer mechanics of copulating with a woman that size baffle me.I guess they keep flipping folds until they smell shit, then go back one.
No 7 would be pretty nice if she swapped her xbox for a wii fit for a while lol
No 7 would be pretty nice if she swapped her xbox for a wii fit for a while lol
I think the Inuyasha and Sauron cosplay stole the show. I'm still in disbelief.
I think the Inuyasha and Sauron cosplay stole the show. I'm still in disbelief.
hey I'm american and I think "the foreigner" is a 100% correct!!
That's because you're an idiot! Take the first plane out of here to some third world hell-hole, dumbass.
hey I'm american and I think "the foreigner" is a 100% correct!!
That's because you're an idiot! Take the first plane out of here to some third world hell-hole, dumbass.
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I work at a Hospital and I see morbidly obese people weighing over 300 or 400 or 500 pounds all the time walking in with their walker with their 100 ounce bottles of pop. I'm sorry to sound like a dick but there is a certain point when it goes from being a gland problem to a "Hey you need to put the fucking ding dongs down and do some sit-ups problem"
It is never a gland problem
It is never a gland problem
I work at a Hospital and I see morbidly obese people weighing over 300 or 400 or 500 pounds all the time walking in with their walker with their 100 ounce bottles of pop. I'm sorry to sound like a dick but there is a certain point when it goes from being a gland problem to a "Hey you need to put the fucking ding dongs down and do some sit-ups problem"
It is never a gland problem
what if this just makes me sad for those people but I still laugh at the mean comments? "put down the SuperBigGulp and no one gets hurt…"
what if this just makes me sad for those people but I still laugh at the mean comments? "put down the SuperBigGulp and no one gets hurt…"
Yup. Agreed. This is not what I want to see happen…but it's inevitable. The end looks near for the USA. A great depression is around the corner.
Yup. Agreed. This is not what I want to see happen…but it's inevitable. The end looks near for the USA. A great depression is around the corner.
It's a good thing there are a lot more than 10 people here in America so we cant be judged soley based on what is seen here. Oh wait, we are.
It's a good thing there are a lot more than 10 people here in America so we cant be judged soley based on what is seen here. Oh wait, we are.
China also has four times more people than the United States. You can't compare two countries with grossly different populations unless you're comparing percentages. Chinese universities also churn out students with zero creativity, and are going to do things one way, even if there is an easier way. Chinese students are extremely methodical, whereas students coming out of American and European universities can think outside of the box. They're two different breeds of students.