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10 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

26 March 2009 24 Comments

Back in January I compiled an insanely successful image list of the top 12 signs people should begin dieting. Over the next few months I realized that those 12 instances were not the 12 best examples. While they were 12 great examples, I’ve found a few more stunning moments in morbid obesity.

Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.

Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.

10. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever

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9. You are judged even though you’re the judge

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8. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

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7. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

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6. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja

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5. Om nom nom nom nom

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4. You have a gunt

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3. You just don’t fit in…

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2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal

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1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

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24 Comments

  • Sean said:

    LOL@ last one.

    # 27 March 2009 at 6:43 pm
  • Jade said:

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

    # 27 March 2009 at 7:45 pm
  • Firespell said:

    #2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*

    # 27 March 2009 at 9:34 pm
  • Martin said:

    The last picture is GOLD!

    # 28 March 2009 at 3:08 am
  • Put It On A Tshirt said:

    "Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)

    # 28 March 2009 at 12:41 pm
  • Jeff Marshall said:

    Those women are hawt.

    # 28 March 2009 at 7:56 pm
  • Mike said:

    Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
    FAIL

    # 29 March 2009 at 5:48 am
  • Tim_Wadephul said:

    The last one made me lol. That looks creepy

    # 29 March 2009 at 2:39 pm
  • 808state said:

    #1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these

    # 29 March 2009 at 5:44 pm
  • Jeff said:

    OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!

    # 29 March 2009 at 6:53 pm
  • T_N said:

    The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.

    # 30 March 2009 at 3:22 am
  • snatch said:

    I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.

    # 31 March 2009 at 2:27 am
  • Marebear said:

    this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD

    # 2 April 2009 at 7:48 pm
  • Pedro Sousa said:

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

    # 2 April 2009 at 9:26 pm
  • shipwreckDONNA said:

    dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(

    # 2 April 2009 at 9:27 pm
  • mange said:

    oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!

    # 3 April 2009 at 3:21 am
  • Anonmyoudious said:

    It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.

    # 4 April 2009 at 10:51 am
  • ANOMINEE said:

    hahah the last one was soo funny!!

    # 10 April 2009 at 10:07 pm
  • Nonny said:

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

    # 14 April 2009 at 1:50 pm
  • Sarah said:

    10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
    only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.

    time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.

    I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"

    but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.

    lots of love.

    # 12 May 2009 at 1:59 am
  • Jeff said:

    Shut up fatty.

    And learn how to spell aren't.

    # 12 May 2009 at 4:13 am
  • ali mac said:

    Sarah sure you are lovely.

    no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

    not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

    Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

    and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

    it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

    oh it is.

    # 10 August 2009 at 12:42 pm
  • matty said:

    Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together

    # 12 August 2009 at 8:57 am
  • imadick said:

    Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
    WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

    Are you Sarah Welsh?

    # 16 September 2009 at 3:18 am

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