Back in January I compiled an insanely successful image list of the top 12 signs people should begin dieting. Over the next few months I realized that those 12 instances were not the 12 best examples. While they were 12 great examples, I’ve found a few more stunning moments in morbid obesity.
Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.
Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.
10. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever
9. You are judged even though you’re the judge
8. Your arm and back together looks like an ass
7. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough
6. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja
5. Om nom nom nom nom
4. You have a gunt
3. You just don’t fit in…
2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal
1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…
LOL@ last one.
FIRST!
…sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….
Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
FAIL
#2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*
Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together
The last picture is GOLD!
"Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)
Those women are hawt.
The last one made me lol. That looks creepy
#1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these
OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!
The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.
I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.
this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD
LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD
dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(
oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!
It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.
hahah the last one was soo funny!!
oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,
10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.
time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.
I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"
but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.
lots of love.
Shut up fatty.
And learn how to spell aren't.
Sarah sure you are lovely.
no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.
not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.
Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.
and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.
it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.
oh it is.
Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!
Are you Sarah Welsh?