10 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

Brotha Jonze March 26, 2009 61

Back in January I compiled an insanely successful image list of the top 12 signs people should begin dieting. Over the next few months I realized that those 12 instances were not the 12 best examples. While they were 12 great examples, I’ve found a few more stunning moments in morbid obesity.

Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.

Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.

10. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever

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9. You are judged even though you’re the judge

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8. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

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7. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

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6. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja

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5. Om nom nom nom nom

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4. You have a gunt

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3. You just don’t fit in…

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2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal

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1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

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61 Comments »

  1. Sean March 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    LOL@ last one.

  2. Sean March 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    LOL@ last one.

  3. Jade March 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm - Reply

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

    • Mike March 29, 2009 at 5:48 am - Reply

      Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
      FAIL

  4. Jade March 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm - Reply

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

  5. Jade March 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm - Reply

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

    • Mike March 29, 2009 at 5:48 am - Reply

      Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
      FAIL

  6. Firespell March 27, 2009 at 9:34 pm - Reply

    #2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*

    • matty August 12, 2009 at 8:57 am - Reply

      Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together

  7. Firespell March 27, 2009 at 9:34 pm - Reply

    #2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*

    • matty August 12, 2009 at 8:57 am - Reply

      Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together

  8. Martin March 28, 2009 at 3:08 am - Reply

    The last picture is GOLD!

  9. Martin March 28, 2009 at 3:08 am - Reply

    The last picture is GOLD!

  10. Martin March 28, 2009 at 3:08 am - Reply

    The last picture is GOLD!

  11. Put It On A Tshirt March 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm - Reply

    "Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)

  12. Put It On A Tshirt March 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm - Reply

    "Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)

  13. Jeff Marshall March 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm - Reply

    Those women are hawt.

  14. Jeff Marshall March 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm - Reply

    Those women are hawt.

  15. Tim_Wadephul March 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm - Reply

    The last one made me lol. That looks creepy

  16. Tim_Wadephul March 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm - Reply

    The last one made me lol. That looks creepy

  17. 808state March 29, 2009 at 5:44 pm - Reply

    #1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these

  18. 808state March 29, 2009 at 5:44 pm - Reply

    #1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these

  19. Jeff March 29, 2009 at 6:53 pm - Reply

    OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!

  20. Jeff March 29, 2009 at 6:53 pm - Reply

    OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!

  21. T_N March 30, 2009 at 3:22 am - Reply

    The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.

  22. T_N March 30, 2009 at 3:22 am - Reply

    The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.

  23. snatch March 31, 2009 at 2:27 am - Reply

    I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.

  24. snatch March 31, 2009 at 2:27 am - Reply

    I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.

  25. Marebear April 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm - Reply

    this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD

  26. Marebear April 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm - Reply

    this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD

  27. Pedro Sousa April 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm - Reply

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  28. Pedro Sousa April 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm - Reply

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  29. Pedro Sousa April 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm - Reply

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  30. shipwreckDONNA April 2, 2009 at 9:27 pm - Reply

    dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(

  31. shipwreckDONNA April 2, 2009 at 9:27 pm - Reply

    dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(

  32. mange April 3, 2009 at 3:21 am - Reply

    oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!

  33. mange April 3, 2009 at 3:21 am - Reply

    oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!

  34. Anonmyoudious April 4, 2009 at 10:51 am - Reply

    It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.

  35. Anonmyoudious April 4, 2009 at 10:51 am - Reply

    It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.

  36. ANOMINEE April 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm - Reply

    hahah the last one was soo funny!!

  37. ANOMINEE April 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm - Reply

    hahah the last one was soo funny!!

  38. Nonny April 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm - Reply

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  39. Nonny April 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm - Reply

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  40. Nonny April 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm - Reply

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  41. Sarah May 12, 2009 at 1:59 am - Reply

    10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
    only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.

    time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.

    I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"

    but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.

    lots of love.

    • Jeff May 12, 2009 at 4:13 am - Reply

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • Jeff May 12, 2009 at 4:13 am - Reply

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • ali mac August 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm - Reply

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • ali mac August 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm - Reply

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • imadick September 16, 2009 at 3:18 am - Reply

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

    • imadick September 16, 2009 at 3:18 am - Reply

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

  42. Sarah May 12, 2009 at 1:59 am - Reply

    10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
    only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.

    time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.

    I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"

    but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.

    lots of love.

    • Jeff May 12, 2009 at 4:13 am - Reply

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • ali mac August 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm - Reply

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • imadick September 16, 2009 at 3:18 am - Reply

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

  43. Anonymous January 22, 2010 at 9:46 pm - Reply

    Last one is indeed hilarious but the funniest of all is the 6th one because I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SEXY IN THAT PICTURE! These people defiantly need to do that famous and miraculous Seattle HCG diet… because this is what they need: a miracle.

  44. Anonymous January 22, 2010 at 9:46 pm - Reply

    Last one is indeed hilarious but the funniest of all is the 6th one because I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SEXY IN THAT PICTURE! These people defiantly need to do that famous and miraculous Seattle HCG diet… because this is what they need: a miracle.

  45. Elio July 25, 2010 at 12:33 pm - Reply

    Wow they do not have good healt :(

  46. nocturnesthesia August 11, 2010 at 11:00 pm - Reply

    7 has grease/drool stains happening on her shirt. Nasty.

  47. hell March 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm - Reply

    this is horrible you all need to find a new hobby

  48. Walker Riippi September 2, 2011 at 12:29 am - Reply

    I am impressed by the quality of information on this website. There are a lot of good resources here. I am sure I will visit this place again soon.

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