Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in pictorial-gluttony of gluttons across the world.
If in any way you are offended by my compilation–please read what Ricky Gervais has to say on the issue.
Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun
Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking
Your neck is wider than your head
6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture
Your boobs impair your vision on the road
You look like the Michelin Man
No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman
Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach
You need help putting on your pants
You weigh more than your motorcycle
Even your unitard has stretch marks
Your stomach hangs out from under your dress