12 signs you need to go on a diet
6 January 2009
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Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in pictorial-gluttony of gluttons across the world.
If in any way you are offended by my compilation–please read what Ricky Gervais has to say on the issue.
Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun
Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking
Your neck is wider than your head
6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture
Your boobs impair your vision on the road
You look like the Michelin Man
No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman
Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach
You need help putting on your pants
You weigh more than your motorcycle
Even your unitard has stretch marks
Your stomach hangs out from under your dress
Wow, they really need to go on a diet.
Ewwww
Ewwww
That is absolutely piss your pants funny!
And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+
So sad.. But seriously disturbing
*Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.
What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.
"Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD
Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.
Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~
Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.
josh, dont be a douche.
Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6
With underroos on her head.
im so glad im naturally skinny
lol ur a prick josh, get a life.
Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson
When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.
Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.
What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.
Some of these were taken in France and England, btw. It’s not just Americans.
I knew a girl in high school who looked just like the kilt guy in the uniforms *shudder*
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