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12 signs you need to go on a diet

Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in pictorial-gluttony of gluttons across the world.

If in any way you are offended by my compilation–please read what Ricky Gervais has to say on the issue.

Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun

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Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking

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Your neck is wider than your head

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6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture

fat girls 12 signs you need to go on a diet

Your boobs impair your vision on the road

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You look like the Michelin Man

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No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman

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Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach

almostthere 12 signs you need to go on a diet

You need help putting on your pants

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You weigh more than your motorcycle

fat bike 12 signs you need to go on a diet

Even your unitard has stretch marks

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Your stomach hangs out from under your dress

skinapron 12 signs you need to go on a diet

  • http://www.discountpharmacy.bz/ Henry Johnson

    Wow, they really need to go on a diet.

  • http://www.discountpharmacy.bz Henry Johnson

    Wow, they really need to go on a diet.

  • dude

    Ewwww

  • dude

    Ewwww

  • dude

    Ewwww

  • dude

    Ewwww

  • dude

    Ewwww

  • http://askthetrainer.com/ Personal Trainer

    That is absolutely piss your pants funny!

  • http://askthetrainer.com Personal Trainer

    That is absolutely piss your pants funny!

  • http://www.censorshipsucksballs.com/ Censorship Sucks

    And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+

    • Josh

      Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.

      • Andrew

        josh, dont be a douche.

      • Josh is a prick

        lol ur a prick josh, get a life.

    • Dan

      Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~

    • I <3 u NOT

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

    • I <3 u NOT

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

  • http://www.censorshipsucksballs.com Censorship Sucks

    And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+

    • Josh

      Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.

      • Andrew

        josh, dont be a douche.

      • Josh is a prick

        lol ur a prick josh, get a life.

    • Dan

      Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~

    • I <3 u NOT

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

  • http://www.nutritionnugget.wordpress.com/ @casielee

    So sad.. But seriously disturbing

  • http://www.nutritionnugget.wordpress.com @casielee

    So sad.. But seriously disturbing

  • Mallory

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  • Mallory

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  • Mallory

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  • Erra

    What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.

  • Erra

    What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.

  • rachel

    "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD

  • rachel

    "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD

  • ZoahPorre

    Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.

  • ZoahPorre

    Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.

  • SqueakyDill

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

  • SqueakyDill

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

    • Thugar

      With underroos on her head.

    • Thugar

      With underroos on her head.

  • SqueakyDill

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

    • Thugar

      With underroos on her head.

  • mee

    im so glad im naturally skinny

  • mee

    im so glad im naturally skinny

  • lol@fatties

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  • lol@fatties

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  • lol@fatties

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  • lol@fatties

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  • http://laptop-computer-comparison.com/ Laptop Guy

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  • http://laptop-computer-comparison.com/ Laptop Guy

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  • http://laptop-computer-comparison.com Laptop Guy

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  • not funny

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  • not funny

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  • not funny

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  • nocturnesthesia

    Some of these were taken in France and England, btw. It’s not just Americans.

    I knew a girl in high school who looked just like the kilt guy in the uniforms *shudder*

  • http:www.herbalproductlive.com MATHEW

    I am rally shocked to see these pics, I HAVE never seen so much o obesity in my lie and I am over weight too,

  • http://www.laventanatreatment.com/ La Ventana Treatment

    Very funny. But I kinda feel bad for these people. I mean granted they could of prevented it and they did it to themselves. I mean after they hit 250 or 300 you think they would say hey I’m getting a little big maybe I should go on a diet and take a walk.

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