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12 signs you need to go on a diet

6 January 2009 21 Comments

Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in pictorial-gluttony of gluttons across the world.

If in any way you are offended by my compilation–please read what Ricky Gervais has to say on the issue.

Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun

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Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking

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Your neck is wider than your head

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6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture

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Your boobs impair your vision on the road

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You look like the Michelin Man

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No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman

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Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach

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You need help putting on your pants

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You weigh more than your motorcycle

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Even your unitard has stretch marks

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Your stomach hangs out from under your dress

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21 Comments

  • Henry Johnson said:

    Wow, they really need to go on a diet.

    # 13 February 2009 at 3:12 am
  • dude said:

    Ewwww

    # 13 February 2009 at 10:46 pm
  • dude said:

    Ewwww

    # 13 February 2009 at 10:46 pm
  • Personal Trainer said:

    That is absolutely piss your pants funny!

    # 15 February 2009 at 11:41 pm
  • Censorship Sucks said:

    And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+

    # 19 February 2009 at 10:34 am
  • @casielee said:

    So sad.. But seriously disturbing

    # 24 March 2009 at 1:27 pm
  • Mallory said:

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

    # 28 March 2009 at 2:05 pm
  • Erra said:

    What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.

    # 28 March 2009 at 2:08 pm
  • rachel said:

    "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD

    # 29 March 2009 at 1:12 pm
  • Josh said:

    Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.

    # 31 March 2009 at 11:42 pm
  • Dan said:

    Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~

    # 4 April 2009 at 10:56 am
  • ZoahPorre said:

    Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.

    # 10 April 2009 at 9:33 am
  • Andrew said:

    josh, dont be a douche.

    # 11 April 2009 at 8:47 pm
  • SqueakyDill said:

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

    # 2 May 2009 at 4:53 pm
  • Thugar said:

    With underroos on her head.

    # 5 May 2009 at 8:15 pm
  • mee said:

    im so glad im naturally skinny

    # 14 May 2009 at 7:43 am
  • Josh is a prick said:

    lol ur a prick josh, get a life.

    # 21 June 2009 at 6:59 am
  • I <3 u NOT said:

    Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

    # 10 August 2009 at 4:50 pm
  • lol@fatties said:

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

    # 10 August 2009 at 8:22 pm
  • Laptop Guy said:

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

    # 20 August 2009 at 10:07 am
  • not funny said:

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

    # 12 October 2009 at 9:35 pm

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