12 signs you need to go on a diet

Brotha Jonze January 6, 2009 54

Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in pictorial-gluttony of gluttons across the world.

If in any way you are offended by my compilation–please read what Ricky Gervais has to say on the issue.

Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun

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Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking

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Your neck is wider than your head

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6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture

fat girls 12 signs you need to go on a diet

Your boobs impair your vision on the road

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You look like the Michelin Man

thatwaterlookscold 12 signs you need to go on a diet

No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman

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Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach

almostthere 12 signs you need to go on a diet

You need help putting on your pants

fat lady 12 signs you need to go on a diet belly27bf 12 signs you need to go on a diet

You weigh more than your motorcycle

fat bike 12 signs you need to go on a diet

Even your unitard has stretch marks

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Your stomach hangs out from under your dress

skinapron 12 signs you need to go on a diet

54 Comments »

  1. Henry Johnson February 13, 2009 at 3:12 am - Reply

    Wow, they really need to go on a diet.

  2. Henry Johnson February 13, 2009 at 3:12 am - Reply

    Wow, they really need to go on a diet.

  3. dude February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    Ewwww

  4. dude February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    Ewwww

  5. dude February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    Ewwww

  6. dude February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    Ewwww

  7. dude February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    Ewwww

  8. Personal Trainer February 15, 2009 at 11:41 pm - Reply

    That is absolutely piss your pants funny!

  9. Personal Trainer February 15, 2009 at 11:41 pm - Reply

    That is absolutely piss your pants funny!

  10. Censorship Sucks February 19, 2009 at 10:34 am - Reply

    And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+

    • Josh March 31, 2009 at 11:42 pm - Reply

      Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.

      • Andrew April 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm - Reply

        josh, dont be a douche.

      • Josh is a prick June 21, 2009 at 6:59 am - Reply

        lol ur a prick josh, get a life.

    • Dan April 4, 2009 at 10:56 am - Reply

      Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~

    • I <3 u NOT August 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm - Reply

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

    • I <3 u NOT August 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm - Reply

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

  11. Censorship Sucks February 19, 2009 at 10:34 am - Reply

    And I thought I was fat.. I feel sorry for those who are so large because so many pick on them. However, most can do something to loose weight (like I'm doing). I'm only 320 pounds (also 6ft), some people in those pics look 500+

    • Josh March 31, 2009 at 11:42 pm - Reply

      Wow… thanks for all that information no one cares about, fattie.

      • Andrew April 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm - Reply

        josh, dont be a douche.

      • Josh is a prick June 21, 2009 at 6:59 am - Reply

        lol ur a prick josh, get a life.

    • Dan April 4, 2009 at 10:56 am - Reply

      Lol, well at least you're doing something to lose weight! ^_^; Good on ya~

    • I <3 u NOT August 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm - Reply

      Um being 320 and 6 ft tall DOES mean your fat. These people are just FATTER then you fatty mcfatterson

  12. @casielee March 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm - Reply

    So sad.. But seriously disturbing

  13. @casielee March 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm - Reply

    So sad.. But seriously disturbing

  14. Mallory March 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm - Reply

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  15. Mallory March 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm - Reply

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  16. Mallory March 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm - Reply

    *Shudder*. I used to weigh 300lb… I could see future me looking like one of those photos. Scared the crap out of me. I'm now down to 130lb. Such a relief.

  17. Erra March 28, 2009 at 2:08 pm - Reply

    What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.

  18. Erra March 28, 2009 at 2:08 pm - Reply

    What do you bet all those people are American? The last one is grotesque. Ewww.

  19. rachel March 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm - Reply

    "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD

  20. rachel March 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm - Reply

    "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress" omfg I think I just threw up in my mouth ewwwwwwww and these people are huge omggg forget people saying they weigh 300lb fuck that they bigger xD

  21. ZoahPorre April 10, 2009 at 9:33 am - Reply

    Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.

  22. ZoahPorre April 10, 2009 at 9:33 am - Reply

    Well the first one isn't a tanning thing, its a circulation thing. In any case, their weight doesn't help it.

  23. SqueakyDill May 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

  24. SqueakyDill May 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

    • Thugar May 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm - Reply

      With underroos on her head.

    • Thugar May 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm - Reply

      With underroos on her head.

  25. SqueakyDill May 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Everyone seems to have missed the female taking flight in the background of #6

    • Thugar May 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm - Reply

      With underroos on her head.

  26. mee May 14, 2009 at 7:43 am - Reply

    im so glad im naturally skinny

  27. mee May 14, 2009 at 7:43 am - Reply

    im so glad im naturally skinny

  28. lol@fatties August 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  29. lol@fatties August 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  30. lol@fatties August 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  31. lol@fatties August 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    When I see people this fat I burst out laughing and all they can do is give me a rude look because their only mode of transportation is waddling or a scooter.

  32. Laptop Guy August 20, 2009 at 10:07 am - Reply

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  33. Laptop Guy August 20, 2009 at 10:07 am - Reply

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  34. Laptop Guy August 20, 2009 at 10:07 am - Reply

    Wow what is this world coming to? Especially American diet is just wrong. I should call myself lucky for being skinny, though I need to cut back on junk food myself. Not sure how someone can let themselves go that bad, though I guess it just happens.

  35. not funny October 12, 2009 at 9:35 pm - Reply

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  36. not funny October 12, 2009 at 9:35 pm - Reply

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  37. not funny October 12, 2009 at 9:35 pm - Reply

    What makes me sick, is that a little african village would survive on these peoples' DAILY food intake. It is scary and sad and disturbing and just wrong. Obesity is not in the geens and even if it would be, the cure is still so simple. Food is addictive I admit and it's a real struggle to diet, but the quality of life is gonna get so much better that I can't imagine a better motive. And I'm sorry but people around here in europe ain't AS fat.

  38. nocturnesthesia August 11, 2010 at 10:54 pm - Reply

    Some of these were taken in France and England, btw. It’s not just Americans.

    I knew a girl in high school who looked just like the kilt guy in the uniforms *shudder*

  39. MATHEW June 5, 2011 at 9:22 pm - Reply

    I am rally shocked to see these pics, I HAVE never seen so much o obesity in my lie and I am over weight too,

  40. La Ventana Treatment June 16, 2011 at 11:58 pm - Reply

    Very funny. But I kinda feel bad for these people. I mean granted they could of prevented it and they did it to themselves. I mean after they hit 250 or 300 you think they would say hey I’m getting a little big maybe I should go on a diet and take a walk.

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