Personally, I like my rape as unadulterated as possible. There’s nothing worse than rape that has been marinated so long that you can no longer taste the oaky, fresh off the vine, rape taste that is quickly becoming an American favorite.
I prefer my rape with a dash of paprika.
Try not to get Mr. Brain’s rich ‘West Country’ sauce all over your face. These faggots are some messy faggots.
Limp Biscuit, anyone?
Hide your doughboys.
I think I’ll stick with the marinated rape for $3.99/lb, this place looks expensive.
I get the feeling that Sarah Palin is behind this one.
Start your day with a roar… which will last about twenty-four seconds and then give way to the silent hum of solitude as your friends and family leave you in your (foreclosed) home to embark on a decade long journey seeking a brighter, more promising future in the golden land — Cleveland.
$3.99 is a great deal for 10 oz of Black Bear Balls. Throw in a few Black Bear Logs and for that price, I’ll be sucking down balls and logs for days.
I much prefer a charbroiled double-cheeseburger and crabs, or even a basket of hot wings and herpes, but for that price I’ll take two.
All you need is a flask of this stuff and you’ll be blowing zeros. It’s really amazing stuff.
I just wish this Pussi came in the Barbecue variety. The only flavors I’ve been able to find are Seared Ahi Tuna Delight and Chunky Spunky Shellfish.
***Insert random tea-bagging joke***
“With all the benefits of our HYV formula, AYDS features a patented time-release capsule to keep your clock ticking throughout the day.”
“FDA and CDC approved!”
Why settle for mayonnaise when you can have Chang Hai Ming’s special cum Béarnaise? For starters, try Mr. Ming’s soup de jour — a frothy split peanis bisque served with oyster crackers.
But this, with a trusted name like Goatse, sounds fucking delicious!