It was not difficult at all to come up with different ways to say ‘boobs’, but it was difficult to limit the number of ways to just 20. We did the best we could.

If you enjoy this list, check out the 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms – it’s even better…

If you get stumped (you really shouldn’t) check the bottom of the page for the answer key.

Official Answer Key (In Order Of Appearance):

• Midget Earmuffs
• Jugs
• Gourds
• Torpedoes
• Chesticles
• Mail Bags
• Headlights
• Melons
• 2-Point Jumpers
• Porky Pigs
• Cans
• Bazookas
• Bee Stings
• Balloons
• Twins
• Congo Bongos
• Sweater Stretchers
• Chest Hams
• Shamu Flappers (Fat Chicks)
• Sweater Puppies

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