20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

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Article titles are in no particular order because I have become as lazy as psychics have gotten (see #1). Rearranging the titles is a lot of work, especially with so many god damn Colons.

Here are Banned’s 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines.

20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long

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19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they need…

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18. Safe sex can be dangerous

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17. Do Want

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16. For removal, please see physician ASAP

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15. They used to spell it M’sip

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14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo

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13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!

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12. Please explain… Oh, you mean David Seaman… Ok, because I thought…

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11. Too close for cuntfort

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10. Not ideal

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9. Payback

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8. A sticky situation

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7. Editor, clearly male

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6. Following directions fail

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5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket

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4. I would have guessed it was a bit lower…

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3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant

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2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand

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1. Psychics are getting lazy

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