Feds Clear Ledger’s Docs
February 29, 2008
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Feds cleared two Los Angeles and Houston Doctors who were accused as being primary sources of the OxyContin and Vicodin that was detected in the blood of Heath Ledger at the time of his overdose and consequent death on January 23rd. The New York Post explains: “The Drug Enforcement Agency questioned the medics and found that both of them had met with the “Brokeback Mountain” star and prescribed him other medications, but they are not the source of the two powerful drugs taken by Ledger, 28, who was found dead on Jan. 22.”
It’s easy to say in retrospect, “I didn’t do it,” especially when the victim has passed away. Why would someone confess to prescribing the the fatal drug? I bet Barry Bonds wishes his docs would plead the same case…
Why You Don’t Propose At Sporting Events
February 20, 2008
This is why you propose somewhere romantic and not over a hot dog and a beer at the big game. But hey, at least the mascot was there to give the broken hearted guy a hug, after all, “he’ll probably get over it in ten or twelve years.” Next time knock your girlfriend up if you really want to marry her.
Yet Another Montage of Morons!
February 19, 2008
This time there’s nothing too painful. kind of.
Oh The Joy Of Pinatas
February 19, 2008
Nothing more satisfying that a montage of pinata accidents… Best part is when the old man sitting in the chair gets pummeled repeatedly.
Breakdance Kick To The Face
February 19, 2008
Ok, for many reasons this is not funny, but sad. However, if we all acknowledge this fact and accept it, then we’ll see the humor in it, maybe….
Turn Cheap Alcohol Into Top Shelf Alcohol!
February 19, 2008
So you are anxious to start drinking, you go to the store, and the only thing your sorry ass can afford is bottom shelf vodka. You tell your friends that they put the more expensive alcohol in plastic bottles so that if you drop it, it won’t break. And you would be right, they do. It’s a fact. But let’s just say you want to filter your cheap vodka to make it taste (and feel as painless) as the top shelf stuff, you need a little magical contraption that was created by elves in the shire, called the Gray Kangaroo.
Much like Brita filters water, the Gray Kangaroo filters alcohol, and it works. It tastes much better and I’ve noticed a huge improvement on post drinking morning nausea vomitation syndrome, so check it out and get yours at Grey Kangaroo!
They have a 30 day money back guarantee, so what do you have to lose? After all, you’ll get drunk either way.
