Amazing ESPN Sports Montage
March 27, 2008
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This is one of the best sports montages I’ve ever seen. Just about every classic sports moment I have ever seen and can ever remember (of any great importance) is included. I really think you sports lovers will enjoy this one. It’s really not extreme, but it’s amazing nonetheless.
Keith Richards: “I Snorted My Father”
March 26, 2008
I came across this story a while back, forgot about it and am just now deciding to post it. The back story is this: Keith Richards sat down with NME Magazine for an interview, and being the notorious drug abuser that he is, NME correspondents felt compelled to ask about his wild years (which still appear as wild as before). When they questioned his snort-selectivity, he explained that ‘he likes to keep it in the family…’
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.” Richards continued to explain the scenario in the interview, stating that his father’s ashes “went down pretty well, and I’m still alive. My dad wouldn’t have cared.”
I guess thats a good way to show your father that you care right? For the full article, go here.
Extreme Base Jumping - Another Winded Suit Flyby!
March 24, 2008
If you still haven’t seen the last winged suit video I posted, check this one out. Make sure you watch the whole thing, the last thirty seconds are absolutely insane. This is the kind of stuff that makes old men not need Viagra.
Street Fighter Kick To The Face
March 23, 2008
Some of you will fail to see the humor in this, so I urge you to look past the fact that a very small child got kicked in the dome, and then you will see how funny this really is…
Power Down, Power Down: A Star Wars Battle
March 22, 2008
When I first saw this video I thought it was going to be stupid, and I guess it is. But it’s also really well done and pretty sweet. Star Wars has a unique way of attracting an interesting audience. However, It’s a lot better than that chubber who spun around flailing uncontrollably against a green screen, if you remember… Check it out.
Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
March 22, 2008
. Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
:English Phrase”………………… Chinese Translation
1. “That’s not right”…………… Sum Ting Wong
2. “Are you harboring a fugitive?”.. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. “See me ASAP”……………….. Kum Hia Nao
4. “There goes Stupid Man”………. Dum Dum Wa King
5. “Small Horse”……………….. Tai Ni Po Ni
6. “Did you go to the beach?”……. Wai Yu So Tan
7. “I bumped into a coffee table”… Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. “I think you need a face lift”… Chin Tu Fat
9. “It’s very dark in here”……… Wao So Dim
10. “I thought you were on a diet”.. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. “This is a tow away zone”……. No Pah King
12. “Our meeting is next week”…… Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. “Staying out of sight!”……… Lei Ying Lo
14. “He’s cleaning his automobile”.. Wa Shing Ka
15. “Your body odor is offensive”… Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. “Great”……………………. Su Pah
Ho, Ho, Ho-ly Crap!
March 22, 2008
I always hear about people who actually saw Santa when they were kids, but then found out later that it was just their uncle Jim. I also always hear about how everyone has a drunk uncle or a drug abusing uncle. That said, this is why you don’t hire your drunk uncle Jim to play Santa.
-thanks silver marquis on flickr for the image
MOJO P2P For iTunes!
March 20, 2008
I just downloaded this today and I must say it’s a really awesome piece of software. The interface is like AIM or iChat (for us mac users), only when you click on your buddies name, their entire iTunes library pops up. From there you can play any song you want, download any song you want, even subscribe to your friend’s playlist which then gets updated on your computer ever time they change anything.
The only downside is that your friends also must be running the program as well (which if you have some friends, shouldn’t be the end of the world)…
Anyhow, check it out. Tell your friends. And email me your screename so we can share some music!
Take It Easy On The Spray Tan, Champ.
March 20, 2008
I am a frequenter of hotchickswithdouchebags.com, but i think this takes the cake (no offense HCwDB). I always give girls crap for wearing too much makeup, you know the type that use it in an attempt to cover acne? But instead it just gets flaky and the zits look like barnacles? I thought that was bad, but this looks like you could take your finger across these douche’s foreheads and wind up with a chocolate frosted finger (like you can do to a cake). Disgusting.
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Boxer Knock’s Out 4 Dudes!
March 20, 2008
You know you’re a badass when four dudes rush you, you’re on your heels, and you still manage to make all of them look like fools. I would be so proud of myself. Check out the one guy who crumples to the floor like a rag doll, awesome. Gonna need some Fioricet for those hands and some Tramadol for those faces. Read more
