Beetlejuice Lives By His Own Set of Facts
May 31, 2008
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Beetlejuice from The Howard Stern show, besides being the absolute ugliest motherfu©ker on earth, is absolutely balls crazy and looks strikingly similar to a potato with a funny haircut. If you can’t imagine that, we’ve provided you with a little visualization. Also, be sure to watch the video below.
Playboy Hopeful Michelle Panzarella Looks Fine
May 31, 2008
As far as the whole 55th anniversary thing goes, Michelle Panzarella has my vote. She’s got the body and the face, which likely means she’s got the lack of intelligence needed to be the perfect playmate.
She’s got that body…
Airplane Crashes, The Funny Kind
May 30, 2008
There’s something funny about watching people break their own expensive possessions. There’s also something funny about people getting hit in the head with things. This sort of gives you the best of both worlds, and who wouldn’t want to watch that.
The Art Of The Panda
May 30, 2008
Chiefing, or Shaming for everyone outside of a few lucky coastal Southern California communities is getting old. Everyone has woken up to a cock on their face (thankfully it’s just sharpie, unless you’re Nick Bartel*) and it’s just getting old. Mustaches, old (unless it’s a Hitler stache on a Jew), words? Old. My buddies girlfriend actually drew a heart and flowers on someone recently and I thought that was inventive. But if you really want to break into a new market, you need to do things that haven’t been done before. You need to think thought bubbles and dialogue captions, but most importantly, you need to think wild animals…
John The Stutterer Relay Prank Call
May 29, 2008
The Howard Stern guys are notorious for prank calls, and with a guy like John The Stutterer, there’s no question why. It’s a bit, I guess you’d say, taboo to laugh at a guy who has a stuttering problem, but I think he appreciates it so I see no big problem. Anyway, to set this up, there’s this program called IP-Relay that allows deaf people to make phone calls. They type whatever they want to the operator in an IM style window, and the operator relays whatever they type. And I mean, whatever they type.
And if you want to start doing this to your friends, which I don’t condone (eh…), check out www.ip-relay.com
I Love Cuntree Music
May 29, 2008
I need to get one of these Hillary Clinton shirts, it’s really spot on. She’s the type of woman I would love nothing more that to just slap across her disgusting, insane, wrinkly face. She just needs to go away, Obama you better win, or I’m heading to Sweden (I hear the chicks are sexy).
Hang Out With My Link Out
May 28, 2008
Drunken Stepfather [NSFW] - His $0.02 On The Sex And The City Mingers
Busted Coverage - Lauren Dally Used To Be A Horse?
Coed Magazine - Energy Drinks Sign Of ‘Risky Behavior’
Beer Goggler - Nicole Graves Is A Twistys Girl
on 205th - The Raiderettes are shooting their swimsuit calendar
BBI - Cheryl Cole Pics
Phil Knows Best - The Celtics claiming victory early… Dumb
Uncoached - When Pro Wrestling was Real: Memorable Tag Teams
Horny Oyster - Saudi woman is not very athletic
Busted Coverage - How Shawne Merriman Spent His Saturday
Tasty Booze - Ford Flex: The Official Car For DUIs
Bitten and Bound - Janice Dickinson’s Outrageous Slam Fest
Sqwable - Nicole Graves: Black Lingerie
My Chill Pill - Japanese Crystal Ball Master
Double Viking - Hilarious Gatorade Commercial Parody
Dave And Thomas - Do Not Buy This Truck
Agent Bedhead - Dirty fingernails firmly on the pulse
Mick Landers - Do we Like or Dislike Women’s College Softball?
Blog Pig - Gwen Stefani Loves The Asian Race!
HGOM - Reby Sky: AKA NY Giants Girl
Drunken Stepfather - More Mel B Bikini Pics
Loser with Socks - Florida’s new football facility
The Angry T - NBA All-I Play Better High Tea
Pissed Pimp Gets Pimp Slapped, Hits Pavement
May 28, 2008
If it wasn’t for Spike TV, the only programming that would be on midday would be The Golden Girls and reruns of I Love Lucy, which sadly no man, not even Ricky, loves or even finds attractive. But thanks to Spike, we get to watch shows like, World’s Most Explosive Explosions: Explosive Edition, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and When Good Pimps Go Bad. Now maybe I’m a special case, but who wouldn’t want to watch When Good Pimps Go Bad? Watch Below… Read more
Holiday Prank Calls: “Am I On Air?” “Yes” “F*©K!”
May 25, 2008
Theres really nothing better than a bunch of irreverent a-holes like myself calling in to live news, just to talk crap. It’s childish, it pisses people off, and it’s as funny as a boner in gym shorts. Watch Below.
Kid + Chair + Workout Ball
May 25, 2008
There are so many reasons not to have kids, but this is definitely on the top of my “reasons to have kids” list. And I guess the fact that this is on the “to have” list kind of makes you wonder whether its a good idea I have kids at all…
