How To Ruin A Picture In 8 Easy Steps

1. Strategically place your subject in front of a homeless woman rubbing her cock in broad daylight.

2. Wait for the mid puke moment.

3. At first I thought this picture was ruined because the kid had braces, but then I saw the ghost in the background. Given, ghosts usually only show up once the photo is developed, there’s really no way around this one.

4. Don’t get married in the Castro District of San Francisco, or in West Hollywood.

5. Remember to put your dildo away before taking your e-harmony picture.

6. White guy fakin da funk.

7. Remember to flush that huge steamy $hit when you’re taking those myspace snaps. I thought girl’s didn’t crap, but i guess I was wrong. But either way, who doesn’t flush the toilet? Maybe this is in some third world country where water is a commodity and she has to filter the $hit water for her family to drink later.

8. This one isn’t even funny. I don’t know why I added it, it’s just stupid. I could take it down but I am too goddamn lazy, goddammit!

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