Tila Tequila Looks Like An Alien

Call me crazy, but doesn’t Tila Tequila looks like E.T? honestly, she sounds like a human, her body looks humanish (minus the protruding brain case and exaggerated eye separation), she might taste like a human, though I’d never be the one to know, but most importantly, she looks like a little asian alien. An Asianalien, if you will. Below, notice the eye separation - strikingly similar right? and the huge forehead - a telltale sign of alienification.

Really the only difference is that the real alien’s eyes are about two and a half inches apart, and Tila’s eyes are about three feet apart. However, I think the biggest reason she looks like an alien is due to her her raging huge mega dome, and her tiny chin (which I was told is also her real last name). It looks like she’s a walking apple photo-booth photo. She looks like ET and it sucks.

Plus, who the cock is she? and why does she have her own show, again? Reality garbage. Shows these days are as garbage as their stars (and ironically as garbage as their viewers - middle America crap)

But this tequila bitch is disgusting. The best part of the show (yes I’ve seen it, but only for research…) is that the “contestants” are trying to win the “shot at love,” not the ‘love’ itself (though who is really looking for love from ET anyway). It’s a competition to win, not to fall in love. It’s really just a gameshow where people get drunk and the chicks look like dudes. It’s like that Aerosmith song, ‘dude looks like a lady,’ only all the ladies look like dudes… Well, and one looks like an alien.

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