Pissed Pimp Gets Pimp Slapped, Hits Pavement
May 28, 2008
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If it wasn’t for Spike TV, the only programming that would be on midday would be The Golden Girls and reruns of I Love Lucy, which sadly no man, not even Ricky, loves or even finds attractive. But thanks to Spike, we get to watch shows like, World’s Most Explosive Explosions: Explosive Edition, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and When Good Pimps Go Bad. Now maybe I’m a special case, but who wouldn’t want to watch When Good Pimps Go Bad? Watch Below… Read more
Holiday Prank Calls: “Am I On Air?” “Yes” “F*©K!”
May 25, 2008
Theres really nothing better than a bunch of irreverent a-holes like myself calling in to live news, just to talk crap. It’s childish, it pisses people off, and it’s as funny as a boner in gym shorts. Watch Below.
Kid + Chair + Workout Ball
May 25, 2008
There are so many reasons not to have kids, but this is definitely on the top of my “reasons to have kids” list. And I guess the fact that this is on the “to have” list kind of makes you wonder whether its a good idea I have kids at all…
God’s Way Of Saying, You Have Too Much Money
May 25, 2008
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Though some may argue that Blow is God’s way of telling you, you’ve got too much money, Prince Al-Waleed would say no, A diamond studded Mercedes SL 600 is. A Mercedes isn’t a cheap repair, but could you imagine what it would cost to repair this $4.8 Million ride?
Kim Kardashian Almost Poops On Small Child
May 24, 2008
Here at Banned In Hollywood, we make sure we only report on the hottest, most important stories, and this just happens to be one of them. The other night Kim Kardashian took out her camera and snapped a photo of a massive, stinking crap she unloaded on a runway in Los Angeles. She looked at her camera to check out the damage, but failed to look at the small child her gigantic @ss almost dropped deuce on. Talk about a life changing moment that would have been.
Hayden Panettiere Learning To Row A Boat?
May 23, 2008
On May 14 2008 at the set of “I love You Beth Cooper,” it seems Panettiere is learning how to row a boat. Everyone fusses about how hot she is, but to me, she just looks like a really small girl, which just doesn’t do it for me. After the boating sighting, it looks as though she’s been hanging out with Tom Cruise, but upon closer investigation, he actually appears to be a different douchebag. Tom Is such a douche. Read more
Suck My Link
May 22, 2008
Angelina Jolie Likes it Rough - Asylum
Blah Blah Blah, Chelsea… Blah… Juggs - Don Chavez
Ellen… - Drunken Stepfather
Katie Price Turns 30, So Now She Needs More Lovin - Busted Coverage
Douche Haricut - Tasty Booze
Club Tarney, Grown Man’s Barney - Girls Of MySpace
SEC Helmet Schedule - Losers With Socks
Riding The Oh Face Train - Mac G’s World
Minka Kelly… - On 205th
Marisa Miller Got A Body - My Chill Pill
Kyle’s Six Pix - Cuzoogle
Mickelson, Golf’s Too Tough, Let’s Try Acting - Brahsome
Note To Self, Less Gay Clubs - Blog Of Hillarty
Celeb Breast Exam - Co-Ed Magazine
Holy Taco Now Has Forums - Holy Taco
Some Softball Chick - The Angry T
