Danny Way Major Fail At X-Games 2008
July 31, 2008
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[digg-reddit-me]Just about an hour ago, Professional Skateboarder Danny Way clipped the coping on his landing during the Big Air competition at the 2008 X-Games and fell roughly 75 feet to the floor.
After lying motionless for 8 minutes, he got up, hobbled to the medic, and then hobbled back up the to the top of the jump for round two, landing his combo cleanly and taking first place.
His third jump however mimicked his first, only this time he hit his head. He was motionless for another 8 minutes, but managed to hobble back up to the top for his fourth and final jump. He nailed it and secured the Gold Medal.
But then Bob Burnquist hit his final jump and took the Gold from him. Needless to say, Danny Way was bummed that there were not two more rounds. A 5th round for him to almost paralyze himself, and a 6th jump to take the gold.
Anyway, here’s the video.
Say It Ain’t So, NedCo
July 31, 2008
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In a surprise move today, Ned Colletti, GM of the Dodgers, actually made a trade that might benefit the team.
The three-way trade lands Manny Ramirez in Los Angeles, Jason Bay to Boston, and the Pirates get prospects Andy Laroche, Bryan Morris, Craig Hansen, and Brandon Moss. The BoSox also agreed to pick up $7 million of Manny’s Salary.
The only way this could get better is if Mark Sweeney retired, Andruw Jones lost 90 pounds, and Jamie McCourt blew me while I ate an endless supply of Dodger Dogs. I’ll take 2 out of 3, though.
Pussy Believes In Natural Energy - Because It’s Better For You
July 31, 2008
[digg-me]Startup Energy Drink maker Pussy, launched their Pussy Juice aimed at consumers in the 13-18 demographic years ago - but their reputation is just beginning to spread like a bad venereal disease. Their slogan, “Pussy believes in natural energy - because it’s better for you,” has kids in the greater London area hooked on Pussy.
I’m not exactly sure I understand the logic, I was always under the impression that pussy has no face. But regardless, your face will look much better with pussy in my mouth, so long as I mix it with something stiff.
And you thought Vodka-Red Bull was a chick drink, just wait until you try Vodka-Pussy.
Midnight Links For Pam Manderson
July 31, 2008
- Bruce Willis has had enough
- Best Internet FARTS Montage
- Britney Spears Riding Horses of the Day
- Ryan Seacrest Attacked By SHARK!
- Blake Lively Gets Seriously Leggy
- Mr Belding Can Still Party
- TOP 10 SPORTS USES FOR A TIME MACHINE
- Swaziland Holding Cheerleading Tryouts
- The demise of the Cowboys has officially begun
- Bear gets head stuck in jug, officials help by shooting it
- Jason Giambi’s Middle Finger Looks a Little Geigh
- Horny Dog On The Loose In Park
Rey Maualuga, Thong Side Linebacker
July 31, 2008
Just when you thought Rey Maualuga was simply an autonomous killing machine constructed and programmed by Pete Carroll to destroy college quarterbacks, Rey shows us his feminine side. But seriously, this is probably just a Jedi Mind Trick designed to lull opponents into complacency only to unmercifully sacrifice their bodies to the football gods come Saturday. Virginia QB Peter Lalich is already doing his best to get suspended before August 30th.
HT: USCFootball.com
Huffington Post Writer Fired Over Statements About McCain
July 30, 2008
[digg-reddit-me]A reporter from the Huffington Post was fired earlier today after a controversial article surfaced Monday about Republican Nominee John McCain. The article, which has since been removed, spoke of the senator’s service in Vietnam.
The writer, who wishes to remain anonymous, went on the record, “I certainly didn’t think this was going to cause such controversy. I never knew that portraying him in such a way would get me fired. I guess it’s too late now. ”
The passage in question has been reproduced for our readers.
“‘The veteran went on,”Certainly John McCain’s defense record is suspect at best. No one questions that he is a war hero, but he shouldn’t get a free pass because of it.’”
“At first, I was confused. I wasn’t the one calling him a war hero, I was quoting a Vietnam veteran for my piece. Calling him a war hero was taking it took far. I was in breach of my contract and for that I apologize.”
When asked if he’s tried to make amends, “I called up Arianna and spoke with her for a bit. Hell, I even voted for her in the recall election in ‘03, which is essentially like abstaining. And I’m sure Gary Coleman had a better shot of becoming California’s governor than I did getting my job back.”
The writer expressed concern over the direction of the Huffington Post. “I’m worried that HuffPo is becoming a liberal version of Fox News, complete with sensationalism and hardline ideologues. Except most of the journalists there believe in evolution and global warming, so they’ve got that going for them.”
The Huffington Post could not be reached for comment.
Meet Me For A Drink At The Bar, Rafaeli?
July 30, 2008
Name: Bar Rafaeli
Birthday: 6/4/1985 (23 Years Old)
Hometown: Hod HaSharon, Israel
Nickname: Hot Barz
Height: 5′9″
Bust: 34D
Hobbies: Dating movie stars, Surfing with movie stars.
Why You’ll Never Date Her: See above.
