Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting?
October 30, 2008
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This is close to the most awkward/unfortunate/drug induced interview I have ever seen. Makes me think that he wasn’t really acting when he drove that tractor into the lake during the last 30 minutes of Walk The Line.
Craigslist Treasure: Manly Bike For Sale
October 30, 2008
I don’t want to give away too much, but here’s a little taste of what you missed out on when you bought your bicycle from the town bike shop instead of Craigslist:
“The bike says Giant on the side because it’s referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Philippines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy $hit so I said no way.”
Additionally, the aforementioned manly bike that is for sale has seven speeds, each of which represent your manliness as follows:
Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear
So if you’re in the market for a 7 speed manly bike, then head on over to Craigslist now.
Classic Halloween Moment
October 30, 2008
I tend to stray from posting old videos and pictures of crap that happened years ago, but in the spirit of Halloween, or in this case rather the self-defense of Halloween, I had to resurrect one from the dead.
Sometimes you get what you deserve.
It’s not racism, just personal preference
October 30, 2008
I love how all the vaginaless girls are emblazoned with ads as if they’re competing in the Daytona 500… Built for speed.
Speaking of gender, you figure distinguishing traits of men and women are vaginas and penises. Boobs can be faked, so isn’t there a possibility that these dolls might very well be men? Plus that red head in the upper-left sort of looks like a much less retarded version of Tom Green so anything is possible… Not that that changes the fact that if you’ve got one of these, you have or are planning on having sex with the same things that make up an air mattress, and Paris Hilton for that matter, plastic and air.
Drinker/Golfer John Daly arrested at Hooters
October 30, 2008
NORTH CAROLINA - PGA drinker and sometimes golfer Jon Daly was arrested after KO’ing in front of a Winston-Salem, NC Hooters after a 30 year drinking binge on Sunday.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that officers left for the restaurant on a medical call. When they arrived, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness.
While at the restaurant, police said Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative,” refused repeatedly to be taken to the hospital and was asked to leave by restaurant employees because the drunk and overweight Hooters regular was defaming the establishment’s reputation which caters mostly to families with small children.
The athlete, who has been suspected of steroid use due in large part to his perfectly toned and athletic body, was taken into police custody for a 24 hour detox lockup at Forsyth County Enforcement Detention Center.
For Daly, who has gone to rehab for alcohol addiction and abuse three times, this was just a typical Sunday (he usually doesn’t make the cut).
In March 2008, swing coach Butch Harmon quit working with the pro drinker/golfer after Daly spent a 2-1/2 hour rain delay getting bombed in the Hooters corporate tent at the PODS Championship. Disgusted, Harmon told a reporter:
“My whole goal for him was he’s got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life. The most important thing in Daly’s life is getting drunk.”
It’s sad, but at the same time, if he wasn’t a raging drunk we wouldn’t get to see him tee off on a beer can during a Pro-Am tournament like we can below.
Wasting time with Natalia Mesa Bush
October 29, 2008
Natalia’s Vitals:
Self proclaimed: “I was born 1984 in the North of the beatituful island of Tenerife in the Canary Island where the family reside. It could be said that this fact has left its mark on my character because I am an islander in body and soul, and of course I am hot Latin blooded!” (spelling errors attributed to Natalia, not me)
DOB: 11/14/1984 (23)
Country of Origin: Tenerife island of the Canary Islands, Spain
Height: 6″2′
Bust: 34DD
Job: Top Model, Showgirl
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Who will win World Series 2008?
October 29, 2008
The Phils have looked solid all around despite their, but with a late inning comeback win in tonight’s continuation of Monday night’s rain-out, the Rays could potentially return home with more momentum than they’ve had thus far in the 2008 World Series.
Will momentum outweigh Longoria’s solid .053 batting average? Will the Rays be able to push the series back to Tampa Bay? Or will the Phils end it tonight even if Pat Burrell fails to get a hit in the entire 2008 WS?
The game starts in about an hour so lets see some votes -
