November 2nd, 2009

If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

Today’s great 8 features Brooklyn Decker, Sophie Monk, a pair of massive Gunns, a few bikinis, a few bikinis not being worn, and a few more bikinis.

Our buddies at The Taco put together a pretty funny/accurate list, breaking down the cliche 2009 Halloween costumes.

Here’s an excerpt:

Lady Gaga

What You Thought It Said:

Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.

What It Really Said:

I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the most popular costume of 2009?  That’s how I fit in!

What People Said About You:

“That’s the chubbiest Lady Gaga I’ve seen all night.”

For the complete list, head on over to Holy Taco.

What it is? We’re not exactly sure…

Hilarious Golf Commercial: Golf Over Sex (TotalProSports)

How To Build A Celebrity Man-Cave (MadeMan)

Jimmy Fallon Goes 80’s (ScreenJunkies)

The Best Celebrity Mugshots Ever (TheChive)

Jessica Burciaga Is Sexy (AskMen)

The Kardashian Sisters Like To Promote Stuff (CelebSlam)

Hot Girls To Look At For The Weekend (Uncoached)

The Mac Motorbike Is A Must Have (Walyou)

College Girls And Football (Coed)

The Pick-Your-Own-Costume Machine (TopCultured)

7 Uses For The Jack-o-Lantern (Maxim)

Beware Of The One Night Stand (IAmBored)

Prepare To Be Amazed (EJB)

Apparently You Can’t Rap At McDonalds (Asylum)

The New Mad Max (FilmDrunk)

In the name of Halloween, I bring you 50+ pictures of sexy women (well a few… not so much) dressed in Princess Leia cosplay costumes. For some nerds, Halloween is like Christmas…

Enjoy.

Click the thumbnails below for the rest of the Princess Leia gallery.