I understand why you would want to throw your kid on a leash, I really do. But to be fair, no one wants their kid to run away when you take them outside to shit, and people are still able to keep them in the yard without employing the leash.
How about you, as a parent, pay attention to your kid? Not a bad idea. Either that or use a condom.
As for Mexicans… they actually might need leashes, although it’d look like the god damn puppy mill was out for a walk.