30 Greatest Moments In Found Porn History
July 24, 2008
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In honor of Maxim Magazine’s migration towards the opposite sex, I give you the 30 greatest moments in found porn history. For those of you who do not know, Maxim has a section they run called Found Porn, and if you don’t know what found porn is, be inventive and do a search.
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30. Lumpy Love
29. Prevention at its finest.
28. Why use Crystal Shine when you can use Giz?
27. Seriously though, what wife?
26. You can’t really call it bestiality if it’s Grover, right?
25. In this case, on the other hand…
24. This guy could never be the catcher.
23. For that special someone.
22. Best handjob in town aye?
21. A children’s book for starting young.
20. But for when they’re teenagers…
19. Happy Hallowiener up my pumpkin.
18. Not just a little threat, a big threat…
17. Next time go for the Brazilian wax.
16. At least it’s not scratchy.
15. If you’ve already played all the basic games…
14. More fun than an egg hunt.
13. No, no, no. Huge Yank.
12. Nothing says comfort like a dick in your ear.
11. Not just for girls anymore!
10. On Saturday you can expect my massive cock over your house…
9. …and on Thursday I’ll expect your massive cock in my mouth.
8. That’s some found porn from before there even was porn.
7. Cum early for your free pearl necklace…
6. Pulling Cock, for kids.
5. We always knew it was true, might as well see them in action.
4. Santa has never been so happy.
3. You know what they say, everyone can do it…
2. “He nailed him hard and deep in the pocket.” - John Madden
1. Because technically they’re not married.
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#25 is located in the St. Louis Zoo near the primate house. The last time I was there, I was thinking that someone wasn’t thinking when that made that statue!! Just ain’t right.
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Grover =/= Elmo
What about that one golfer chick kissing the phalic trophy?
Great post! Had me laughing at my screen like a crazy woman! LOL
This list is missing the classic “Spotted Dick” product that can be found at most American Grocery Stores.
Most of this was utter crap.
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This video is very similar;
http://www.mbacasestudysolutions.com/Blog/Good_Will_Hunting_Short_F_Version_Video.html
whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
poor guys.
Hey, that dude in the “vintage” photo (No. 8)… Isn’t that Andre Agassi, the famous tennis player?