30 Greatest Moments In Found Porn History

In honor of Maxim Magazine’s migration towards the opposite sex, I give you the 30 greatest moments in found porn history. For those of you who do not know, Maxim has a section they run called Found Porn, and if you don’t know what found porn is, be inventive and do a search.

If you are easily offended, I recommend you steer your browser away from Banned In Hollywood immediately. Actually, just don’t use the internet at all.

30. Lumpy Love

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29. Prevention at its finest.

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28. Why use Crystal Shine when you can use Giz?

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27. Seriously though, what wife?

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26. You can’t really call it bestiality if it’s Grover, right?

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25. In this case, on the other hand…

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24. This guy could never be the catcher.

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23. For that special someone.

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22. Best handjob in town aye?

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21. A children’s book for starting young.

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20. But for when they’re teenagers…

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19. Happy Hallowiener up my pumpkin.

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18. Not just a little threat, a big threat…

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17. Next time go for the Brazilian wax.

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16. At least it’s not scratchy.

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15. If you’ve already played all the basic games…

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14. More fun than an egg hunt.

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13. No, no, no. Huge Yank.

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12. Nothing says comfort like a dick in your ear.

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11. Not just for girls anymore!

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10. On Saturday you can expect my massive cock over your house…

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9. …and on Thursday I’ll expect your massive cock in my mouth.

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8. That’s some found porn from before there even was porn.

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7. Cum early for your free pearl necklace…

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6. Pulling Cock, for kids.

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5. We always knew it was true, might as well see them in action.

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4. Santa has never been so happy.

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3. You know what they say, everyone can do it…

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2. “He nailed him hard and deep in the pocket.” – John Madden

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1. Because technically they’re not married.

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  • anti54

    Grover =/= Elmo

  • anti54

    Grover =/= Elmo

  • bob

    What about that one golfer chick kissing the phalic trophy?

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    What about that one golfer chick kissing the phalic trophy?

  • http://thewhyfile.blogspot.com/ Joyfalula

    Great post! Had me laughing at my screen like a crazy woman! LOL

  • http://thewhyfile.blogspot.com Joyfalula

    Great post! Had me laughing at my screen like a crazy woman! LOL

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    This list is missing the classic “Spotted Dick” product that can be found at most American Grocery Stores.

  • http://freekamasutravideos.net/ Mr. Vain

    This list is missing the classic “Spotted Dick” product that can be found at most American Grocery Stores.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

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  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • Eric

    Hey, that dude in the “vintage” photo (No. 8)… Isn’t that Andre Agassi, the famous tennis player? :-)

  • Eric

    Hey, that dude in the “vintage” photo (No. 8)… Isn’t that Andre Agassi, the famous tennis player? :-)

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Davd

    Heheheh – some fun ones there! I’m not sure there ever was a time ‘before there was porn’ though, they’ve dug porn out of ancient Rome and stone-age sites. Kind of makes you proud, doesn’t it! :-)

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  • Analinvader

    lolololol omg u guys r so creative i bet uz spent so much tiem on dis :)) wowow mmm yeaahz

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