30 Greatest Moments In Found Porn History

30 Greatest Moments In Found Porn History

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In honor of Maxim Magazine’s migration towards the opposite sex, I give you the 30 greatest moments in found porn history. For those of you who do not know, Maxim has a section they run called Found Porn, and if you don’t know what found porn is, be inventive and do a search.

If you are easily offended, I recommend you steer your browser away from Banned In Hollywood immediately. Actually, just don’t use the internet at all.

30. Lumpy Love

29. Prevention at its finest.

28. Why use Crystal Shine when you can use Giz?

27. Seriously though, what wife?

26. You can’t really call it bestiality if it’s Grover, right?

25. In this case, on the other hand…

24. This guy could never be the catcher.

23. For that special someone.

22. Best handjob in town aye?

21. A children’s book for starting young.

20. But for when they’re teenagers…

19. Happy Hallowiener up my pumpkin.

18. Not just a little threat, a big threat…

17. Next time go for the Brazilian wax.

16. At least it’s not scratchy.

15. If you’ve already played all the basic games…

14. More fun than an egg hunt.

13. No, no, no. Huge Yank.

12. Nothing says comfort like a dick in your ear.

11. Not just for girls anymore!

10. On Saturday you can expect my massive cock over your house…

9. …and on Thursday I’ll expect your massive cock in my mouth.

8. That’s some found porn from before there even was porn.

7. Cum early for your free pearl necklace…

6. Pulling Cock, for kids.

5. We always knew it was true, might as well see them in action.

4. Santa has never been so happy.

3. You know what they say, everyone can do it…

2. “He nailed him hard and deep in the pocket.” – John Madden

1. Because technically they’re not married.

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  • anti54

    Grover =/= Elmo

  • anti54

    Grover =/= Elmo

  • bob

    What about that one golfer chick kissing the phalic trophy?

  • http://reddit bob

    What about that one golfer chick kissing the phalic trophy?

  • http://thewhyfile.blogspot.com/ Joyfalula

    Great post! Had me laughing at my screen like a crazy woman! LOL

  • http://thewhyfile.blogspot.com Joyfalula

    Great post! Had me laughing at my screen like a crazy woman! LOL

  • http://freekamasutravideos.net/ Mr. Vain

    This list is missing the classic “Spotted Dick” product that can be found at most American Grocery Stores.

  • http://freekamasutravideos.net/ Mr. Vain

    This list is missing the classic “Spotted Dick” product that can be found at most American Grocery Stores.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

  • Ash

    Most of this was utter crap.

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  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • casey

    whenever i see those football pictures i think of what must be going through those guys heads…
    probably something like ‘oh shit, this is going to be all over the internet, isn’t it?’
    poor guys.

  • Eric

    Hey, that dude in the “vintage” photo (No. 8)… Isn’t that Andre Agassi, the famous tennis player? :-)

  • Eric

    Hey, that dude in the “vintage” photo (No. 8)… Isn’t that Andre Agassi, the famous tennis player? :-)

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Ben

    LOL, I have a copy of #15!

  • Davd

    Heheheh – some fun ones there! I’m not sure there ever was a time ‘before there was porn’ though, they’ve dug porn out of ancient Rome and stone-age sites. Kind of makes you proud, doesn’t it! :-)

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    Good post! Thank you for helping me waste time when I was looking in google for something totally unrelated. Now can you point me to “historic eff cases,” lol

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  • Analinvader

    lolololol omg u guys r so creative i bet uz spent so much tiem on dis :)) wowow mmm yeaahz

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