For the longest time I had no idea what a Bieber was in the same way I that I didn’t know what a Snooki was, but after figuring it out I realized he’s essentially the Sarah Palin of music — clichÃ© catch phrase word stew with a side of what the fuck is up with your haircut.
This is 5 great moments in Justin Bieber.
Pretty much ensures Bieber will have a career with trendsetting NBC in an attempt to rival ABC’s Donnie & Marie daytime reruns.
While juxtaposition may more commonly be used to refer to two things side by side as a means for contrast, there are few differences between Justin Bieber and that pole besides his mushroom-tip cut and the pole’s ability to sing.
That explains it.
Props to dad for sacking down and being a good father, but if you’re going to make this a regular thing, take a tip from homeboy on the left and invest in a quality pair of noise-canceling headphones.