5 Unfortunate Moments In Boners

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By Brotha Jonze
Posted on 12 Aug 2008 at 2:59pm

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  1. SeanThomas

    For whatever reason, I have the voice of Van Gundy in my head from that ESPN commercial for pic #2. “Huuuh?!”

  2. Todd

    This is pretty funny but you definitely could have put in the Road Trip scene where the Grandfather knocked over a statue with his boner.

  3. Bobby Smith

    what a mother fu©king stupid @ss ©um eating fu©khole

  4. Adam

    OMG!!!!!!!!! BUBBLES THAT GUYS TEACHES AT MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Isaak

    That guy in #2 is a sub at my school!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! I’m not kidding!!

  6. Isaak

    WTF!! THAT GUYS SUBS AT MY SCHOOL!! NO JOKE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  7. Thomas

    AHH NUMBER TWO IS BUBBLES HE TEACHES AT MY SCHOOOOL

  8. jo

    omg tah tnumber to is my uncle!

  9. BVWAHAHWAHAH! Bubbles! #2. A sub at my school (As many have already mentioned here!)

    Bubbles is famous. I wonder if he’ll ever see this? Haha… I can’t believe this picture is still around.

  10. boner boy

    lol how embaressing i feal for them 0.o not

  11. hiland

    you forgot the van damme boner. youtube it.

  12. moshimoshi

    1. Subject knows the camera is there and covers his stomach? It’s staged between the subject and the photographer, no-one else in the frame is in on it. 3. Clinton – omfg, how many heads of state have been seen with a boner? That’s one for quiz night. Btw I think the expression is ‘pronounced nature of….’ not ‘pronunciation’, it’s not a word, it’s a boner. 4. Not a real boner, either photoshopped or he’s just somewhat ‘thrust forward’, probably the former. 5. Comedy show using prosthesis. So only 2. is (probably) real. 1 out of 5. Meh…

  13. moshimoshi

    … oh yeah, and 3. But only 2. is an unproblematic, uncomplicated, glorious though small and illegal in a classroom setting… boner.

  14. guest

    Oh give me a break!

    #4 a swimmer in training? BS with that gut. Besides that is how a relaxed dick looks in speedos – why its only 1" high.

    #3 Clinton boner? possibly just starched pants standing up at the middle of the zipper.

    This is the saddest gay boner obsession page ever.

  15. guest

    #1 looks like his shorts are snagged on something. I would hate to think any dick came to that sharp and thin a point. Also looks like he is photoshop-ped into the picture and not too skillfully either because there is something wrong with perspectives. Plus his posture is leaning 15 degrees off the vertical of the ground and based on his height proportions his feet would be six inches under the dirt. The Photoshop-per probably made a mistake because the actual picture is not square to the ground.

  16. guest

    I was going to give you #2 – but then I asked myself "where in the hell is the zipper flap on those mens pants?"

    Another Photoshopper mistake.

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