I’m not a big Wheel of Fortune fan myself, but if they could rig the words somehow so that phrases like the following six would appear on a more regular basis, I might watch.
Racial slurs. Wheel of Fortune needs more of them. I’m sure it would do great things for ad buys in the family demographic.
Oh, naggers, of course.
Epic Burglar Fail (Banned)
Jenny P is definitely nsfw (GorillaMask)
Hot ESPN reporter slurps down a hot dog (TotalProSports)
20 mascots behaving badly, meet the groper! (Manofest)
Rachel from UCLA hasn’t been in the library much (CollegeHumor)
AskMen’s 2010 Great Male Survey (AskMen)
Top 25 NFL Quarterback WaGs (BleacherReport)
Babes of the 2010 French Open (COED Magazine)
Sexy broads doing housework (Uncoached)
Buncha bros drinking Smirnoff Ice = Fail (BroBible)
Formula 1 girls are easy on the eyes (Banned)