7 Moments in Mixed Messages

7 Moments in Mixed Messages

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I started compiling a folder full of images that offer mixed messages and this is what I came up with. Keep in mind that these are not in any particular order, seven is actually my favorite… Next to that Big Lebowski quote of course.

7. Shirt of Irony

Just a little food for thought – If you truly believe that “small is beautiful” you better quit honeymooning at Burger King. And if someone plays a magic trick on you and you do find yourself at Burger King, try to lay off the 30 cent bonus bacon. I know it’s tough, but please just try.

6. Conflicting Seasons

When I see a brother in snow gear on one bench and a possibly completely naked guy on another bench in the same picture, I think one thing – Cover your god forsaken saggy hairy man boobs.

Then once I’m over the disgusting nakedness and what appears to be winter attire during summer, I consider the black guy’s strategy. Maybe he knows something I don’t. Maybe all that gear is protecting him from the sun while the naked people bake in it.

Or more logically, maybe he’s in the middle of a 26 year long drinking binge that began in the winter of ’82.

5. Not an Exit Exit

You know some guy that has nothing better to do stuck that “Exit” sign up there and is waiting on the other side for his buddies to open up the door.

Once the guy who took this picture puts his camera away and pops open to door to see which sign is being a liar, that god damn guy on the other side of the door pops out and scares shit into the camera guy’s pants, at which time he uses his advantage to punch the camera guy in the face… Very strategic and well thought out.

4. Isn’t There An Easier Way?

I guess unscrewing the hook would have been too much work. So instead the geniuses in charge of safeguarding civilians from purse-thieves decided it was more practical to order another sign that negates the prior and install it a few inches higher.

Because of course laziness is the reason why the hook remains, the aforementioned geniuses decided that five screws would suffice instead of six.

3. Chick Not Taken Seriously

It’s not sexism Chick, they’re just making fun of you just like they would to someone named Harry Bonners. And to be fair, cutting your hair like a man is not going to get you a ride on the Equality Express, unless of course the Equality Express is headed for San Francisco’s Castro District.

2. Lose Something?

If that chick would just look a little higher she’d see the number she needs to call to get those fingers back. That or she needs to get ahold of Walter…

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…”

1. C’mon, Just Jump

Sure it’s forbidden, but c’mon, just do it…

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  • http://www.funbox.ro/ jocuri

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  • Mia

    Now those are new, original and funny! :D I just stumbled upon it, its so much better than the usual recycled posts on different blogs/site that I come across while stumbling.

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  • http://www.voteforchange.com/ Barack Obama

    Nice one brother.

  • http://www.voteforchange.com Barack Obama

    Nice one brother.

  • Pat

    Her Hair is Not cut like a mans, boys

  • Pat

    Her Hair is Not cut like a mans, boys

  • Staz

    Actually, the woman’s name is Chick, if you read the article.

  • Staz

    Actually, the woman’s name is Chick, if you read the article.

  • Jack Vermicelli

    “Or more logically, maybe he’s in the middle of a 26 year long drinking binge that began in the winter of ‘82.”

    Wouldn’t the middle of the binge have been about 12 years ago?

  • Jack Vermicelli

    “Or more logically, maybe he’s in the middle of a 26 year long drinking binge that began in the winter of ‘82.”

    Wouldn’t the middle of the binge have been about 12 years ago?

  • dumbeazz

    No stupid, 13 years ago.

  • dumbeazz

    No stupid, 13 years ago.

  • baracuda68

    I didn’t know that smoking makes you loose fingers!?

  • baracuda68

    I didn’t know that smoking makes you loose fingers!?

  • MrClean796

    “Or more logically, maybe he’s in the middle of a 26 year long drinking binge that began in the winter of ‘82.”

    I think he’s in the middle of the drinking binge, which started 26 years ago. That means he’s still got 26 years to go!

  • MrClean796

    “Or more logically, maybe he’s in the middle of a 26 year long drinking binge that began in the winter of ‘82.”

    I think he’s in the middle of the drinking binge, which started 26 years ago. That means he’s still got 26 years to go!

  • motherfuckinmotherfuckerffucki

    Yea, it does. Try walking into my store someday, nigger and stealin’ cigarettes and shit offa my shelves. You’ll lose a couple fingers too.

  • motherfuckinmotherfuckerffuckinfuck

    Yea, it does. Try walking into my store someday, nigger and stealin’ cigarettes and shit offa my shelves. You’ll lose a couple fingers too.

  • Xuchilbara

    This was amusing until you decided to go the sexist fuckhead route. Then it failed. As do you. gb2/b/ and stay there.

  • Xuchilbara

    This was amusing until you decided to go the sexist fuckhead route. Then it failed. As do you. gb2/b/ and stay there.

  • Woot

    ^ How DARE he make fun of a woman in a way that implied he was making fun of her only because she’s a woman. He obviously is a complete fucking moron. >.<

    You’re worse than the people who call a Barrack Obama monkey doll or a ‘men at work’ sign racist and sexist.

  • Woot

    ^ How DARE he make fun of a woman in a way that implied he was making fun of her only because she’s a woman. He obviously is a complete fucking moron. >.<

    You’re worse than the people who call a Barrack Obama monkey doll or a ‘men at work’ sign racist and sexist.

  • Anna

    Woot: Yes, that’s exactly the definition of sexism. I’ll appreciate the day when the internet community realizes that sexist humor is not edgy or funny, it just makes you sound like archie bunker.

  • Anna

    Woot: Yes, that’s exactly the definition of sexism. I’ll appreciate the day when the internet community realizes that sexist humor is not edgy or funny, it just makes you sound like archie bunker.

  • dumbeazz

    Anna, if you didn’t get the joke – the fact that the woman’s name is “Chick” makes the title sound sexist. The joke in itself is not sexist, but it is rather an unintentional and ironic commentary on the fact that sexism does in fact exist, but is frequently seen as insignificant.

    The fact however, that you are a woman and you failed to realize the humor in the ironic title is one of the reasons why sexism still exists – it highlights the differences between the people that are able to laugh at themselves and the self-righteous.

    If you still don’t understand, lighten up or leave the internet before you get your panties in a bunch.

  • dumbeazz

    Anna, if you didn’t get the joke – the fact that the woman’s name is “Chick” makes the title sound sexist. The joke in itself is not sexist, but it is rather an unintentional and ironic commentary on the fact that sexism does in fact exist, but is frequently seen as insignificant.

    The fact however, that you are a woman and you failed to realize the humor in the ironic title is one of the reasons why sexism still exists – it highlights the differences between the people that are able to laugh at themselves and the self-righteous.

    If you still don’t understand, lighten up or leave the internet before you get your panties in a bunch.

  • http://boksiora.googlepages.com/home2?278264649 web

    Dugg for: “It’s not sexism Chick, they’re just making fun of you just like they would to someone named Harry Bonners. And to be fair, cutting your hair like a man is not going to get you a ride on the Equality Express, unless of course the Equality Express is headed for San Francisco’s Castro District.”

  • http://boksiora.googlepages.com/home2?278264649 web

    Dugg for: “It’s not sexism Chick, they’re just making fun of you just like they would to someone named Harry Bonners. And to be fair, cutting your hair like a man is not going to get you a ride on the Equality Express, unless of course the Equality Express is headed for San Francisco’s Castro District.”

  • http://moviezarchive.com/m-4/ Maramao

    Thank you. Very funny :))

  • http://moviezarchive.com/m-4/ Maramao

    Thank you. Very funny :))

  • Carrie

    And which picture are people talking about most? The one with the sexist joke ini t.

  • Carrie

    And which picture are people talking about most? The one with the sexist joke ini t.

  • http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/7-moments-in-mixed-messages/ rosey

    wow these are so funny :) i love them
    exept the one with the missing finger :( that one was sad

  • http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/7-moments-in-mixed-messages/ rosey

    wow these are so funny :) i love them
    exept the one with the missing finger :( that one was sad

  • Charlie

    7. Fatty knows his shirtis ironic, that’s why he’s wearing it.
    6. He’s probably homeless.
    5. In case of a fire if people ran through that door they might die. If the EXIT sign was to the left it might not be visible. Hence the need for an extra sign.
    4. Those are rivets not screws. Makes getting them out kinda tricky.

  • Charlie

    7. Fatty knows his shirtis ironic, that’s why he’s wearing it.
    6. He’s probably homeless.
    5. In case of a fire if people ran through that door they might die. If the EXIT sign was to the left it might not be visible. Hence the need for an extra sign.
    4. Those are rivets not screws. Makes getting them out kinda tricky.

  • dumbeazz

    Charlie you are a retard

  • dumbeazz

    Charlie you are a retard

  • damo

    is it just my dirty mind or does anyoe else see on the left hand side of the pic what looks like shavin female bits

  • damo

    is it just my dirty mind or does anyoe else see on the left hand side of the pic what looks like shavin female bits

  • Chris Fryer

    I was on the bus the other day and looked out and saw ECONOMY HOTEL, this place down the road from my house, and the only vehicle parked in the parking lot was a big black Hummer. I wanted to take a picture of it, but had no camera. I feel like that would have been a good one for you.

  • Chris Fryer

    I was on the bus the other day and looked out and saw ECONOMY HOTEL, this place down the road from my house, and the only vehicle parked in the parking lot was a big black Hummer. I wanted to take a picture of it, but had no camera. I feel like that would have been a good one for you.

  • retnuh66

    LOL damo, nice catch!

  • retnuh66

    LOL damo, nice catch!

  • ma ma ma mariah bitches, lol

    are you guys fuckin serious, talkin about sexist this sexist that, stop bein naggy old bitches and shut the fuck up ass holes, hes just having fun, fuckin cry about it

  • ma ma ma mariah bitches, lol

    are you guys fuckin serious, talkin about sexist this sexist that, stop bein naggy old bitches and shut the fuck up ass holes, hes just having fun, fuckin cry about it

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  • Phil E. Drifter

    “damo on November 12th, 2008 11:12 am” you’re right! in the first pic, the airspace above the, uh, fry frier, but it’s gotta just be an optical illusion. Very nice looking virtual pussy, tho! ps: i prefer my pussies greatly trimmed, but not barren. I don’t want to feel like I’m fucking a 6 year old.

  • Phil E. Drifter

    “damo on November 12th, 2008 11:12 am” you’re right! in the first pic, the airspace above the, uh, fry frier, but it’s gotta just be an optical illusion. Very nice looking virtual pussy, tho! ps: i prefer my pussies greatly trimmed, but not barren. I don’t want to feel like I’m fucking a 6 year old.

  • obstreperous

    I think that might me a sister in winter gear actually. The hair-wrap over bun and breasts suggest that.

  • obstreperous

    I think that might me a sister in winter gear actually. The hair-wrap over bun and breasts suggest that.

  • Beautiful

    #7, he isn’t talking about his wife.. You figure it out

  • Beautiful

    #7, he isn’t talking about his wife.. You figure it out

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