I still haven’t been able to figure out if this kid is wearing long shorts, or if he’s wearing short pants, but either way, the ambitious kid is getting an early start at a lucrative profession; car theft. And when you’re just seven years old, sometimes you need to look to your family for help and guidance. So on his first job, he looked to grandma and figured he’d keep his trial run in the family.
When driving, we generally prefer not to have a “backseat driver,” but when you can can’t see over the steering wheel, it’s a good idea to bring along a friend – specifically a friend who “smokes with cigarettes.” Meaning, he doesn’t “smoke cigarettes,” but rather that he badly needs an education.
