Anna Kournikova makes return to talent, modeling swimsuits

While she may consider herself a tennis player, everyone knows the only thing she’s good at is standing as still as she possibly can in front of cameras, preferably wearing as little clothing as possible.

I have a few lady friends who are to intellect, what Anna Kournikova is to tennis. Most of them gave up on thinking for a few years, but have just recently started reading (mostly Matt Christopher books, The Kid Who Only Hit Homers etc…). Problem is, they’re not quote as attractive as Anna, so the pictures they take of themselves at parties don’t end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated, they end up on Facebook.