Approach With Caution

This reminds me of something that happened to my buddy Jesse a few years ago.

While enrolled at the prestigious Moorpark Community College, he and a few friends went camping in the Santa Monica mountains. When they arrived they noticed several WARNING: Do NOT Leave Food Out! signs intended to inform campers to discourage bears from entering the camp grounds.

Jesse, health nut that he is, had a package of raw almonds in his backpack that he, advisory sign heeding intellectual that he is, decided to leave out overnight.

When he woke up his backpack, along with his text books, notes and the homework he had due the following Monday were torn to shreds and his tasty package of nuts was nowhere to be found.

That is what you call a disrespected warning. Disrespect this warning ladies, and I promise that Frank will shit in your kitchen.