Top 7 Sports Mugshots
July 3, 2008
7. Ricky Williams
The Clean: NFL running back Ricky Willaims was arrested Feb. 21, 2000, for failing to sign a minor traffic ticket. Williams, driving his 1999 Hummer swerved the $80,000 truck from the far right lane to the far left lane without signaling, disrupting traffic on a three-lane street in Austin, Texas.
The Dirty: His mugshot revealed that he was stoned as $hit, which addresses three things: why he wouldn’t sign the ticket, why there was a bucket of all dark meat KFC chicken wings in his lap (why he was swerving), and why he decided to “quit” the NFL temporarily… Brotha gotta get high.
6. Tony “Wild Turkey” LaRussa
The Clean: St. Louis Cardinal skipper, Tony LaRussa was arrested by Jupiter, Florida police in March 2007 and was charged with drunk driving. He was found slumped over the wheel at an intersection.
The Dirty: His notoriously red face isn’t a cameleon adaptation onset by wearing Cardinal red. Lay off the sauce LaRussa. Read more
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Top 30 Worst Drivers
July 2, 2008
Most of the time these compilation videos are titled something like, “Worst Woman Drivers.” But come on, a couple of the pictures show overturned big rigs, even a crane - you think anyone would let a woman behind the wheel of something that big? I think not… Though maybe they should if it is true that men were responsible… hmm…
Ask Me Why You Deserve A Link
July 2, 2008
Celeb
- Celeb Sideboob - CityRag
- Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage - HollywoodTuna
- Lindsay Lohan Zoo Mag Pics - Horndog [18+]
- New James Bond Trailer - Brahsome
- Mariah Carey Cover - Beer Goggler
- Ashley Tisdale, Strap-On Shoes? - On205th
Humor
- Cats, Just Like Us - Blog Of Hilarity
- Presidential O-Face - Don Chavez
- Indian Baby Born, Vagina On Forehead - Afro Jacks
Babes
- Marla Maples Bikini - Drunken Stepfather [18+]
- Sexy Russian! - CelebSlam
- Jennifer Korbin & Her Perfect Body - Busted Coverage
- Patriotic Bikinis - Asylum
- Check Out These Jugs - Cuzoogle
- Sherie Daniels Parties Like A Golddigger - HGOM
- All Anna Needs Is Her Bikini - My Chill Pill
Sports
- John Daly Tees Off With A Tall Boy - Tasty Booze
Lance “No Balls” Armstrong Meets Kate “No Boobs” Hudson’s Mom
July 2, 2008
Yesterday Lance Armstrong met Kate Hudson’s mom, their conversation probably went something like this:
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But with all do respect, Lance, I respect you, but I just think you could have gotten a chick some larger chest hams. Isn’t that what life is all about anyway?
Tila Tequila Hosts TRL, Still Looks Like Alien, No One Watches
July 2, 2008
I didn’t even bother to do any reasearch on this, and all the facts in this post may be way off. Why try? It’s Tila Tequila, right?
Anyway, she was on TRL, which is a show on MTV that no one watches, and if they do, they watch it in the same way people sometimes put on relaxing music to fall asleep to. The problem is, as terrible as the music is, you just can’t fall asleep for that very reason; because the music is so bad.
The host is equally bad, and I don’t know who it is, it might even be a girl - but remember, this is a post about Tila Tequila (and she gobbles either gender’s groins), so why put in the effort to find out who the host is? She looks like an alien. But at least the show is no longer hosted by Carson Daly (who thankfully now has a show late enough and boring enough that I can barely stay awake through the opening credits).
Anyway, my point here is that Tila Tequila hosted a show that no one watches - Which is perfect for her, because she also has a show that no one watches. I hope more people find out that she appeared on TRL through this post than by actually watching her on TRL the other night.
I don’t know why she doesn’t just get some surgery on her face to make her look more humanish. Jesus she’s disgusting. Talk about putting my boner way…
She actually looks more like E.T. than a traditional alien, if I cared more about this disgusting slob of trash I would photoshop her with the “spielberg touch.”
Why You Don’t Get High And Write An Essay
July 1, 2008
This is in some way, sort of like the cop who called 911 because he thought he was dying from eating bud brownies. The cop lost his job, and as you’d expect, the kid who wrote this brilliant paper lost enrollment in school, as well as his mind and any Jewish friends he had.
I wonder what their “see me” meeting went like. Wouldn’t it be awesome if she was Jewish…
Michelle Panzarella, Is A, Uh, MILF
July 1, 2008
Michelle Panzarella has two kids and she’s smokin’ hot. Which means she’s a Milf, and stuff… is anyone reading this? If you are, just click on the pictures unless you’re a switch hitter…
Linkage My Doobage
July 1, 2008
- The Most Frightening Email You Can Get - CelebSlam
- Dr. Drew BS - Derober
- Tranny Surprise! - Afro Jacks
- How To Be A Douchebag - Don Chavez
- Emma Boughton, Holy Smokeshow! - On205th
- The Unsettling Burger King Guy - Blog Of Hilarity
- Brook Ba, Ba, Buh Banx - Busted Coverage
- Enrique The Mole Guy Is Gay - YepYep
Why You Don’t Block A David Beckham Kick With Your Balls
July 1, 2008
One would think that watching a guy getting hit it the balls would get old. It, like every movie I’ve seen this year has been done before ad nauseum. But unlike the Spiderman trilogy, watching an unsuspecting guy get hit in the juevos does not get old.
Now, for those who know what it feels like to get hit in the junk (no girls, except maybe Sarah jessica Parker), you respect the guy that gets hit (or in this case, the guy that onsets the hit); there’s a sense of camaraderie as if to say, “glad it wasn’t me, but certainly glad it happened.”
And dammit David Beckham, I doubted you at your price (and the fact that no one in Los Angeles likes soccer), but you know how to hit a guy in the camel tail…
The Racist Link Dump
June 30, 2008
- Marinda Kerr Topless? - Hollywood Tuna
- Britney Spears Nasty Uggs - City Rag
- Madonna, Guy Richie No Rings - CelebSlam
- Hot Or Not? - Don Chavez
- Angels-Dodgers Trash Talkin’ - Busted Coverage
- The Real Celeb Autobio’s - Holy Taco
- Britney Spears Hairball - Egotastic!
- Petra Nemcova Is Sexy - The Bastardly
- 100 Celebs Busted For Drugs - CO-ED Magazine
- Tamsin Egerton British Export - The Beer Goggler
- Miley Cyrus Penis Shaped Candy - Blog Of Hilarity
- Jessica Alba Is A Golfer - Brahsome
- More Kelly Brook - BBI
- Sophia Bush - Cuzoogle
- Top 10 Non Cover Models Of SI - YepYep
- Meet Nena Ristic - My Chill Pill
- Lori Loughlin, Not Bad - On205th
- Stephanie McMichael Pick Me Up - Tasty Booze
