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Cop Vs. Cat

Posted on 18 Nov 2009 at 11:07am

During a routine traffic stop, a police officer gets a surprise visit from an overy affectionate kitty cat.

ZOO Today Heads To Nottingham For Their Big Boob Hunt

Posted on 18 Nov 2009 at 10:03am

In typical ZOO Today fashion, they’ve set out on a quest to find the most beautiful, best chested women in all of Britain.

This week they head to Nottingham and like Robin Hood, present us commoners with the greatest gold and jewels the forest nymphs have to offer… or something like that:

Nottingham Girls Get Their Knockers Out!
Simple premise: can we find the city whose girls have the biggest boobs? We’re trying. Not just to see if a recent “official” survey of UK breast sizes is correct, but because, in all honesty, we love a bit of public nudity. So far, Liverpool remains in pole position, Bristol’s baps have exceeded all bra expectations, as have those ZOO’s Big Boob Hunt breast-checking babe Hannah (above) fondled in Southampton. This week, it’s Nottingham’s turn under the mammary microscope.

We highly suggest you take a trip to Nottingham to check out the complete gallery.

Drunkest Guy Ever Blaster Battle

Posted on 18 Nov 2009 at 9:38am

Finally the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The drunkest guy ever got his own Blaster Battle video game. And the crowd rejoices.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & Conan O’Brien

Posted on 17 Nov 2009 at 12:31pm


Zach Galifianakis brings Conan O’Brien between two ferns for an intimate interview. Topics include the Michelin Man and the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed.

Where Are All The Hoes?

The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL

The Hottest Time Waster You’ll See All Day

The Best Movie Title Hack Ever

The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever

68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras NSFW

This is What $150 Beer Looks Like

Umm… What Do You Gotta Do to Win This?

Now, THIS is How you Throw a Wedding

Hot Girls and Guns!

Hotties in the Wild

Please, Please, Please Let This Work

18 Hot Chicks In Camo

13 Of The Hottest Celebrity Mother-Daughter Combos

Posted on 17 Nov 2009 at 11:33am

I’m still trying to figure out why Rumer Willis made this list, being that she looks more like Jiminy Glick than she does Demi Moore.

There’s clearly not much to choose from (if you can think of more, leave their names in the comments section below).

Goldie Hawn – Kate Hudson

Peggy Lipton – Rashida Jones

Lisa Bonet – Zoe Kravitz

Bebe Buell – Liv Tyler

Marcheline Bertrand – Angelina Jolie

Susan Sarandon – Eva Amurri

Janet Leigh – Jamie Lee Curtis

Demi Moore – Rumer Willis

Janet Jones – Paulina Gretzky

Bianca Jagger – Jade Jagger

Jerry Hall – Elizabeth Jagger

Colleen Farrington – Diane Lane

Pearl Lowe – Daisy Lowe

Photo Credit: Pop Crunch

15 Ridiculously Gaudy Gold Rapper Chains

Posted on 17 Nov 2009 at 10:50am

I finally understand why the entire Mobile, Alabama populace wanted to uproot that tree. They were not after that leprechaun’s lucky charm’s, but the diamond emblazoned Lucky Charm’s box he had swangin’ ’round his neck.

Where would the intertubes be without the benighted?

Probably the same place Tron Guy would be if it weren’t for the recession…

YUNG JOC

YUNG BERG

GUCCI MANE

GHOSTFACE KILLAH

VERBAL FROM THE TERIYAKI BOYZ

RICK ROSS

BUSTA RHYMES

T-PAIN

SEAN KINGSTON

SKOOL BOY

N.O.R.E.

LIL’ FLIP

PHARRELL

PLIES

PETEY PABLO

Photo credit: Broken Cool

…But Baseball Is Super Dangerous

Posted on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:04pm

In case you’re wondering, this is a response to something I just saw hit the front page of Digg.com.

For the record, hockey may be intense, but baseball is super dangerous.

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