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5) Relationship Status At the time of this writing, only two states in the country have legalized gay marriage, yet 90% of college aged women claim to be married to their best female friends.
Read More »Unfortunate Celebrity Zoo Animal Names
1) Jasmine and Jafar. These exceptionally rare white bengal twins were named for the Disney characters in Aladdin. It’s an odd choice, as Jasmine was the nubile (and knowing Disney likely fourteen) love interest
Read More »Reasons 11-20 To Hate The Yankees (Because the first 10 can write themselves)
11) Jason Giambi’s mustache. Originally, it was conceived as a way to grow hair that didn’t serve as a forensic record of a decade of steroid abuse. However, since growing in, Jason Giambi’s mustache
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