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[The Real Reason] Why I Cheated. Part 1.
A few weeks ago, I spotted this gem of a woman. If you didn’t get to send her an email, fret not! For I have found 8 more women who may fit your mold
Read More »5 Fantasy Football Draft Personalities
His goal - Draft every player from his favorite NFL team, regardless of skill. Look, we get that you’re a diehard Houston Texans fan. How could you not be? They’ve been in the league
Read More »The 2008 Fantasy Female Draft
Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in
Read More »2 Fat, 2 Furious
An Ohio inmate on death row, Richard Cooey, has filed a lawsuit to further delay his execution for being too fat. Cooey’s medication for migraines might interfere with the drug used to put inmates
Read More »“Honey, I swear they didn’t have any.”
Click to enlarge. Bad news for those who hate clamydia and unwanted children
Read More »Say It Ain’t So, NedCo
In a surprise move today, Ned Colletti, GM of the Dodgers, actually made a trade that might benefit the team. The three-way trade lands Manny Ramirez in Los Angeles, Jason Bay to Boston, and
Read More »Rey Maualuga, Thong Side Linebacker
Just when you thought Rey Maualuga was simply an autonomous killing machine constructed and programmed by Pete Carroll to destroy college quarterbacks, Rey shows us his feminine side. But seriously, this is probably just
Read More »Huffington Post Writer Fired Over Statements About McCain
A reporter from the Huffington Post was fired earlier today after a controversial article surfaced Monday about Republican Nominee John McCain. The article, which has since been removed, spoke of the senator’s service in
Read More »My Night in Review: A Visual Study
Like most people, I lack basic motor skills when I’ve had too much to drink. This might include anything from walking, opening a door, or in this case, putting on a condom. After it
Read More »6 Signs The US Dollar Sucks
Few things positive come from a declining economy, except saving money on dates. I was cheap before but now I have a legitimate excuse for taking girls to Taco Tuesday. If you don’t like
Read More »Reading Between The Craigslist Lines, Volume 1.
We here at Banned in Hollywood believe in true love. Personal ads can be confusing, so we want to facilitate the process for those looking for that somebody special on Craigslist. Fellas, step on
Read More »5 Worst Workplace Blunders
Think your job sucks? At least if you get fired for browsing porn, you can conveniently leave it off your references page when you send out a new resume. These idiots were so irresponsible
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