Around The Web:

• Fat Guy calls 911 over Subway special sauce.
• Petra Nemcova’s new hair, the chick mullet.
• Lindsay Lohan at Lollapalooza
• Amanda Heard, sexy at the premier of Pineapple Express.
• Normal Chick looks good to us.
• DiCaprio is single, which means so is Bar Rafaeli!
• Sienna Miller made the cover of Russian Elle Magazine.

From The Network:

• Lunchtime Lust: Kyla Cole Nearing Big 3-0
• Redneck Stabbed Over Cheap Beer
• It was Time for an Adult Film Star: Audrey Bitoni
• Ashley Tisdale is still sportin’ a Yankees hat
• Epic Translation Fail

• Monday Matchup: Former Models In Bikinis
• Navel Day girl No. 12 – Mia Kershner
• Erin Andrews Leaves Her Latest Stamp on the Chicago Cubs
• Look at David Beckham’s Son Dance
• Sand Castle Hotels?

• Morgan Freeman is a sleepy guy
• Fear the Cougar
• The Night Desk with LarryKingJolson
• Christina Applegate diagnosed with breast cancer
• How Can Eva Mendes Be Too Sexy For TV?
• Filipino Penis Kryptonite
• The YES Dance makes the YMCA look hardcore

• The Worst MLB Trades of the Last Decade
• 4 sale…
• Blake Lively (New)
• Top 10 Mugshot T-Shirts
• MORGAN FREEMAN IN SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT

• Krystal Forscutt
• Rachel Bilson At The 2008 Teen Choice Awards
• Phone symphony