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Doesn’t count if you pay the 5 women…
Euh, yeah it still kind of does actually.
Actually, it counts double if you don’t have to beg for it!
This is a fake Charlie sheen account, check your facts.
Don’t really care if it’s fake. It’s still funny.
Ebert would need to have sex with Charlie Sheen if he wanted a million followers.
Yeah, real fake. The twitter account was brokered through another company with charlie sheen, it’s a verified account and they don’t give world records to fake accounts. thanks, check YOUR facts
you guys can think whatever you want, but like someone else said, any idiot can pay 5 chicks to do anything he wants. it’s just a matter of how much, and with what sheen makes, why the hell not.
ethan: shut up.
Ethan, it is in fact fake. It’s run by Ad.ly ; an advertising company, with charlies cooperation. Maybe next time when you’re told to check your facts, you actually check your fact before responding =)
derp…this is a perfect example of something that is only funny (and not really) if it WAS real. Since iti s not, it is just lame “comedy writing”
You know you comedy skills suck when you have to rely to fooling people to get laughs. If that guy thought he was funny, he wouldn’ have felt the need to go through all the trouble to fake the account.
Regardless…there is nothing winning about osing your kids becuase you like to pay women (a lot more than their going rate) to have sex with them after they just had a 5 man gang bang on film.
Hey Charlie…how did Evan Stone and all those other male porn stars TASTE inside of Bree’s vagina?
Im sure Charlie’s had alot more different pussy than Bree’s had dick. You can’t just go sleep randomly when your a pornstar, cause if you get an STD its over career. Plus Charlie don’t need to go down on no one, not when he’s paying for the show.
Alright, Lakawak, I’m going to tell you straight up, I only read the first line, saw you were preaching, and stopped right there.
I don’t particularly care. I found it amusing. I don’t care about your dissertation on humor and comedic writing. Save it for someone who does.
“Regardless…there is nothing winning about osing your kids becuase you like to pay women (a lot more than their going rate) to have sex with them after they just had a 5 man gang bang on film.”
Charlie was going to lose his kids anyway because the divorce laws put a price tag on his head. His wife is offered millions of dollars in “child support” if she takes the kids and run; the truth is: 99% of women would take the money and run. It’s time to smell the bacon: men in the US have no parental rights to their children, and the government has put every incentive in place to make sure that women “cash-out” from their relationships. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you are a “father” these days, you’re not, you’re a “sperm donor and a cash register”! It’s a brave new world, and knowing this could save young men a lot of pain and anguish (and money)..
if winning is setting out to create ones own memes and succeeding then sheen is winning
Even you can have more than 5 chicks at the same time but no one can replace a single wife, the life partner.
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