Barbie turns 50, gets tramp stamp

MSNBC reports that in an effort to make plastic dolls more interesting to children growing up in an era of video games and computers, Mattel released a line of Barbie Dolls that aim to make three-year-old girls more sexually promiscuous.

The dolls come with half-sleeves and tramp-stamps, but don’t worry mom and dad, the tattoos are removable — so if you’re unhappy with the slutty lower-back tat, move it above Barbie’s crotch for a more genuine street-whore look.

Pick up Spearmint Rhino Barbie for your three-year-old before supplies run out.

Keep your eye out for Ron Jeremy Ken, in stores this December just in time for Christmas. Comes in a big package, has a big package.