Bas Rutten - “Everybody Underestimates The Kick In The Groin”

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[digg-me]If you have ever wanted to know how to throw a guy who comments about your milf of a wife onto another couple’s table in the middle of a crowded restaurant, or if you just need proper instruction and/or a new technique for kicking an unsuspecting barfly in the nuts, you need to watch Bas Rutten’s instructional video. He has the MMA record to defend his technique, and if you don’t listen to him, he will kick you in the nuts.

“Excuse me sir, you are telling me? This thing about my wife?”
“Bong, Bong, Bong. Don’t. You. Ever. Do Dis!”

Funny story about Bas. He lives in Westlake Village, CA - Where he trains Kimbo Slice. Anyway I live in Westlake as well, sometimes I like to drink, and imagine this, so does Bas Rutten. We were at BJ’s drinking a pitcher and my buddy saw Bas, and asked for a picture. He said in his Dutch accent, “Is Thees Yours Beer? To which, upon my friend’s nod, he picked it up and pounded it. Sure he was out a beer, but he came away with this picture and his nuts still intact.

Ga Danga Ga Dang!