Surprise surprise, Britney Spears is videotaped stoned out of her mind (not that that is a unique sign that she’s high). Oh and she also has been banned from an unnamed Hollywood hotspot for repeatedly asking a bartender to swap clothes with her. Surprisingly her ancestral white trash heritage wasn’t enough to get her banned, who knew…

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