Britney Spears To Star In Snatch 2?

Based on photographic evidence, it seems as though Britney Spears is preparing for a possible role in Snatch 2. These photos were snapped just the other day, and if you look closely, you can see bruises on her right leg and on the left side of her face. The massive calves and the bruises all over her puffy body are evidence that she’s beefing up for a fighting role, the cigarette smoking, an essential component to her realistically taking Brad Pitt’s place in the cult classic sequel.

Really the only difference between the two is that Brad Pitt is in better shape. And Britney Spears has fake boobs, which is nice, except that they are saggy missile chest hams… that I would still suck on. But only if I snuck in a camera and snapped some shots to sell for thousands.

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