The Amazing German Hammer Guy
June 16, 2008
Yes this guy is amazing at what he does, and I will confidently admit that there is no man in the world that is better than this guy at what he does. That being said, this guy is in quite a dilemma because his talent is a catch-22. The upside is that he is able to juggle hammers really well, but the downside is that he is able to juggle hammers really well. It’s sort of like when you go to a carnival and win a huge stuffed animal: the reward is that you have a huge stuffed animal, the problem… that you have a huge stuffed animal.
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Why Planes Don’t Have Theft Alarms
June 13, 2008
You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies and grab all you can eat wings at the tittie bar some grub at the hospital. It’s a blueballing 100 degrees in the shade and you’re eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade within 10 miles has become very popular. You start calculating the distance to the plane door. And wonder. “Do I feel lucky today?”
Insane Winged Suit Flyby
June 11, 2008
You think you’re cool because you went skydiving once? Sure that’s a step in the right direction, but you were strapped down with some fat sweaty dude on your back (who probably had a boner) and he pulled the chute, you landed softly and that was it…
Paradise Lost
June 5, 2008
In the midst of writing a paper about John Milton’s Paradise Lost, I stumbled across this sweet stop motion animation and it concisely sums up everything I’m feeling right now. All I want to do is replace my paper writing with beer drinking. If only life were so easy.
God’s Way Of Saying, You Have Too Much Money
May 25, 2008
Though some may argue that Blow is God’s way of telling you, you’ve got too much money, Prince Al-Waleed would say no, A diamond studded Mercedes SL 600 is. A Mercedes isn’t a cheap repair, but could you imagine what it would cost to repair this $4.8 Million ride?
How To Throw Fireballs Like Mario!
May 15, 2008
Super Mario just isn’t the same on Nintendo Wii as it was on the original Nintendo. Remember Mario in his white painters suit, throwing fireballs? Check this out - you can do it at home.
Top 10 Worst Drivers
May 8, 2008
1. Come on old man, we don’t care that you’re going to miss your exit, we care that you don’t cut me off and cause me to go flying over your car and into the middle of the street. It’s really that simple. But no, you, with your hairy ears and wrinkly balls just had to go and cut me off.
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Jackie Chan’s Top 10 Fight Scenes
May 8, 2008
Now that a CGI Artist can make people fly with the click of a button, the lost art of fight choreography has taken a dip in modern films. We all know it’s fake, and there’s something unsettling about this - so let’s look back in time to the Golden Age of Kung Fu Films, with my boy, Jackie Chan. The only thing I would have liked to see (even though it’s more of a car chase) is the scene from Who Am I? - I’ll try to link to it later.
Drunk Falls Off Bridge, Slams Firetruck, And Faceplants
May 6, 2008
You really hate to see a guy get nailed by a firetruck, but in so many ways, you have to say, “well, I guess he kind of deserved that.” First of all, why are you on a bridge? And next, why don’t you come down the way you got up there? It just makes a lot more sense then dropping into an oncoming firetruck. The irony. But I guess making sense is something you can’t expect from a drunk guy who climbed on top of a bridge - I almost feel like the firetruck slam was appropriate, given the circumstances of course.
Top 7 Reasons To leave Wild Animals Alone
May 6, 2008
Next time you’re riding your elephant through African jungles, be prepared for tigers to attack. You think you’re going to have a calm and relaxing tour, and all of a sudden a tiger flies through the air and bites you in the face. Then it flies to the rest of your party and bites everyone in the neck, even biting elephant trunks all the while. Its a catastrophe. Read more
