The title says it all, 20 moments in strange pet walking.
Complete gallery after the jump.

I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.
Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer …

In November, costume gallery articles are annoying because every blog that gets 30 pageviews per month or more throws one up — yes, even you Gizmodo.
But it’s March, and I’m finally getting around to writing about Halloween, and it’s the one time my procrastination kinda works. So here you go internets — 30 pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes 5 months late… or as I like to put it, 7 months early.

Most of the time we like to profile those people we either have no respect for (Tara Reid), or have much respect for (for videotaping their attempt at taking a car airbag explosion to the nuts).
And while both types of profiles are honorable (let’s be real, most people I know would rather watch some jackass get hit in the nuts than have to read all this text — it’s instant satisfaction), we feel that it is time to honor one of the most badass, most talented actors of all time …

The title is a little deceptive in that this gallery also includes images showing why you shouldn’t be a jackass and drive your vehicle directly into a fire hydrant. Though, in the event that you are said jackass, please be courteous enough to snap a photo of your jackassedness and post said photo on internets…

Photo Via: BoomPix

No surprise a company with a name like Virgin is taking below the belt cheap shots. Cold Virgin Mobile, very cold.

15. Priced To Move

Personally, I like my rape as unadulterated as possible. There’s nothing worse than rape that has been marinated so long that you can no longer taste the oaky, fresh off the vine, rape taste that is quickly becoming an American favorite.
I prefer my rape with a dash of paprika.

Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in the new year, I decided to lengthen the list by featuring an additional 10 images of morbidly obese people that you’ll wish you never saw (you can thank me for not including: this picture).
Do not think of this gallery as a low-brow form of entertainment that picks on an easy (and quite large) target, but rather …