The title says it all, 20 moments in strange pet walking.

Complete gallery after the jump.

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I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.

Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer you to a few of them — click here for Drunk Part One, Drunk Part Two, Drunk Part Three, Drunk Part Four, Drunk Part Five). I’m surprised I finished this list, because I just took a few shots… And they’re starting to  hit mem.

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10. Just Takin’ A Nap

9. Chillin’ Wit Ma Dawg

8. How You Spoon When You Don’t Get Laid

7. Nursing Nancy

6. Blankets Are For Pussies

5. The Ol’ “Hey Ladies” **Upskirt Crotch Shot**

4. Just Takin’ A Dump Takin’ A Nap

3. The Ol’ Puke Out Your Dick Trick

2. Lemme Just.. Check Out… This… Crack In The Ground….

1. She Actually Looks Kinda Hot. That Weird?

In November, costume gallery articles are annoying because every blog that gets 30 pageviews per month or more throws one up — yes, even you Gizmodo.

But it’s March, and I’m finally getting around to writing about Halloween, and it’s the one time my procrastination kinda works. So here you go internets — 30 pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes 5 months late… or as I like to put it, 7 months early.

Most of the time we like to profile those people we either have no respect for (Tara Reid), or have much respect for (for videotaping their attempt at taking a car airbag explosion to the nuts).

And while both types of profiles are honorable (let’s be real, most people I know would rather watch some jackass get hit in the nuts than have to read all this text — it’s instant satisfaction), we feel that it is time to honor one of the most badass, most talented actors of all time in a series we’ll be calling 5 Things You Didn’t Know.

This week we’re profiling the late, the great — Steve McQueen.

1. Man On The Run

While in Munich, Germany shooting The Great Escape, Steve McQueen got in a daily habit of racing in his Mercedes to his call location, all the while being closely tailed by German Police.

The result? By the time the film wrapped, he had almost been thrown in jail, wrapped his car around a tree, and Police had issued McQueen 37 speeding tickets, all of which helped contribute to his already badass image.

2. Fearless

McQueen was an avid car and motorcycle racer. While he studied acting, McQueen raced on weekends and bought his first motorcycle with his winnings. He is recognized for doing most of his own stunts — most noticeably the stunt driving in Bullitt.

McQueen also did the stunt motorcycle riding in his escape during The Great Escape, during which he also plays a Nazi pursuing himself.

3. Honorable

In 1947, McQueen joined the United States Marine Corps and was quickly promoted to Private First Class and assigned to an armored unit. McQueen was a rebellious soldier and as a result was demoted to private seven times. He went UA (unauthorized absence) by failing to return after a weekend pass had expired. He instead stayed away with a girlfriend for two weeks, until the shore patrol caught him. He resisted arrest and as a result spent 41 days in the brig.

After hitting rock bottom, McQueen resolved to focus his energies on self-improvement and attempted to embrace the discipline of the Marines. He saved the lives of five other Marines during an Arctic exercise, pulling them from a tank before it broke through ice into the sea. He was also assigned to an honor guard responsible for guarding then-U.S. President Harry Truman’s yacht. McQueen served until 1950 when he was honorably discharged.

4. The Options

Steve McQueen was offered but turned down roles in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Ocean’s Eleven, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (his attorneys and agents couldn’t agree with Paul Newman’s attorneys and agents on who got top billing), The Driver, Apocalypse Now, California Split, Dirty Harry and The French Connection.

He was also considered for Richard Dreyfyus’ role in Close Encounters of the Third Kind and met with Steven Spielberg at a bar to discuss the project. After pounding beer after beer, McQueen told Spielberg that he could not accept the role because he was unable to cry on cue.

5. Generosity

McQueen had a reputation for demanding free gifts in bulk from studios upon signing on to do a film. He frequently asked for electric razors, denim jeans and several other products.

It was later discovered that McQueen demanded these items because he was donating them to the Boy’s Republic reformatory school for displaced youth, the same school he had attended years earlier. McQueen frequented the school even after his success to chat with the kids about his experiences and to act as a mentor to those who lacked direction.

The title is a little deceptive in that this gallery also includes images showing why you shouldn’t be a jackass and drive your vehicle directly into a fire hydrant. Though, in the event that you are said jackass, please be courteous enough to snap a photo of your jackassedness and post said photo on internets…

Photo Via: BoomPix

The 6 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing [Cracked]

Best Frozen Buffalo Wings [Slashfood]

Catcher In The Rye Covers Through The Years [Newsweek]

German Miracle Parking Video [College Humor]

Why A Man Plays Mario [Kotaku]

30 Captivating Fire Dancing Photos [Hongkait]

Self Produced Animation Video [Daily Espresso]

The Hottest Women on Wheels Leads The P.M. Portfolio [Uncoached]

First Date Bingo [Holy Taco]

Pillow Fort Dog is Happy with His Defense [Fork Party]

Sexy Girls In Pigtails 2 [COED Magazine]

7 Stages of a Breakup [Guyism]

The Hardest Lean You’ll See All Day [I Can Has Internets]

No surprise a company with a name like Virgin is taking below the belt cheap shots. Cold Virgin Mobile, very cold.

Personally, I like my rape as unadulterated as possible. There’s nothing worse than rape that has been marinated so long that you can no longer taste the oaky, fresh off the vine, rape taste that is quickly becoming an American favorite.

I prefer my rape with a dash of paprika.

14. In A Rich West Country Sauce

Try not to get Mr. Brain’s rich ‘West Country’ sauce all over your face. These faggots are some messy faggots.

13. Nuts On Your Bread

Limp Biscuit, anyone?

12. Pedobread

Hide your doughboys.

11. Available In Various Sizes And Races

I think I’ll stick with the marinated rape for $3.99/lb, this place looks expensive.

10. So Pure It Tastes Like Whatever You Mix It With

I get the feeling that Sarah Palin is behind this one.

9. Kickoff Crunch

Start your day with a roar… which will last about twenty-four seconds and then give way to the silent hum of solitude as your friends and family leave you in your (foreclosed) home to embark on a decade long journey seeking a brighter, more promising future in the golden land — Cleveland.

8. Why Pay More?

$3.99 is a great deal for 10 oz of Black Bear Balls. Throw in a few Black Bear Logs and for that price, I’ll be sucking down balls and logs for days.

7. Bargain Hunting

I much prefer a charbroiled double-cheeseburger and crabs, or even a basket of hot wings and herpes, but for that price I’ll take two.

6. I Wasn’t Thinking So Literally

All you need is a flask of this stuff and you’ll be blowing zeros. It’s really amazing stuff.

6. Can You Ever Have Too Much Pussi?

I just wish this Pussi came in the Barbecue variety. The only flavors I’ve been able to find are Seared Ahi Tuna Delight and Chunky Spunky Shellfish.

4. I’m A Coffee Drinker For This Reason

***Insert random tea-bagging joke***

3. Nothing Says Trimmer Waistlines Like AYDS

“With all the benefits of our HYV formula, AYDS features a patented time-release capsule to keep your clock ticking throughout the day.”

“FDA and CDC approved!”

2. A New Spin On An Old Classic

Why settle for mayonnaise when you can have Chang Hai Ming’s special cum Béarnaise? For starters, try Mr. Ming’s soup de jour — a frothy split peanis bisque served with oyster crackers.

1. I Usually Don’t Like Chocolate

But this, with a trusted name like Goatse, sounds fucking delicious!

Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in the new year, I decided to lengthen the list by featuring an additional 10 images of morbidly obese people that you’ll wish you never saw (you can thank me for not including: this picture).

Do not think of this gallery as a low-brow form of entertainment that picks on an easy (and quite large) target, but rather as inspiration for lifestyle improvement (eh, who am I kidding…).

Remember kids, no matter what Kirstie Alley says, mayonnaise is not a salad dressing.

Click Here: For part one of the series.

Click Here: For part two of the series.

Click Here: For part three of the series.

20. You Are The Whole Rockband

19. ‘G’ Is For Ghetto Booty, Not Gucci

18. The ‘Robot’ < The ‘Globot’

17. So Many Levels Of Wrong

16. Morbidly Obeast

15. You Must Be Carted

14. Your Car Has A Joystick

13. You’re Slow, Even At Looking At The Camera

12. Seagull Target

11. Halloween Costumes Always Involve Moo-Moos

10. You’re Hurting That Rock

9. There’s No ‘Fatass’ In ‘Badass’

8. Nothing Says “I’m Lonely” Like Cowboy Boots

7. You Are A Goomba

6. More Lumpy Than Square…

5. Wat?

4. Smuggling Mexican Kids In There, Are We Now?

3. You Have Been Beached

2. “Schwartzman, Cindy Couldn’t Make It Today, Do You Think You Can Make Lara Fly?” “No, No I Do Not Coach, But I Will Try My God Damn Best.”

1. The Ginger Gene Just Wasn’t Bad Enough

Its been a while since we last posted a gallery of hot women, and being a guys entertainment site, figured today was as good a day as any. If you live in LA, get your mind off of the rain by perusing through this gallery of 50 beautiful bartenders.