Any chance the Los Angeles Dodgers can get a few cheerleaders to distract me from facing the reality that they’ll never make another World Series?
They could get some fat local Latina women and call ‘um the Dodger Dogs.
Brilliant.

Every year Reef Footwear puts on their Miss Reef contest to determine who will make it onto the pages of the following year’s Miss Reef Calendar.
The contest is always a success because what guy doesn’t want to watch dozens of beautiful women with perfect bodies prance around on stage in less clothing than Aubrey O’Day wears to Starbucks?

The problem with any bikini contest, especially one in California, is that none of the best looking women enter. This is because beautiful women know they’re beautiful and do not need their attractiveness validated by three 40-year-old judges and a crown and consequently do not enter (plus, entering would just confirm the shallowness that everyone already suspects of them because they are so attractive).
Consequently, you get cuspers (girls riding the cusp of attractiveness) who enter, and no one really wants to see that.
But today you get to anyway.
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Don’t miss Heidi Klum and the other Angels on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which airs Dec. 1 @ 10/9c on CBS.

Hayden Panettiere made it to the Staples Center on Sunday night to watch Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers take on and defeat the New Orleans Hornets 104-88.

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine for Halloween 2009, that is all… enjoy.

At the Playboy Mansion, Halloween 2009 came a week early, but we aren’t complaining. If anything, it gives us a glimpse of what to look forward to this Saturday. That is of course if we’re lucky enough to find a venue comparable to the Mansion and have it be filled with hundreds of the world’s most beautiful scantily-clad women.
Hope for the best.
Photo credit COED Magazine.

Ukranian Go-Go dancers teach us a thing or two about the Ukraine, and despite what you may be thinking, we’re not talking about the metric system. First, they like like to party, and second, they have extremely gorgeous women who dance around wearing next to nothing at their parties.
I’m sold.

The fact that Dawn Olivieri was teased while she was growing up because kids thought she was ugly really makes me regret all the cruel things I used to say to the class trolls.
Inner Dialogue: Someday Lara, if you’re listening, and if you lose those 150 extra pounds, and get a nosejob, and cut off the warts, and trim the nosehair, and you end up looking like Dawn Olivieri, the mean things I said to you in high school were all just… products of… love…
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