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This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

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CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.

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There’s really nothing less attractive than Fergie. First she pisses her pants on stage and I give her the benefit of the doubt that the piss came from a vagina. Now this? An explicitly testicular cockgrab?

What’s next, Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite?

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Who would have guessed that Roman Polanski would be so careless to meet up with QTPatootie4u after all the flack he got for that little mistake he did a while back?

In any case, Chris Hansen was there to get some answers…