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This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

Via Holy Taco.

Scariest Cereal Mascots. 
Songs You Always Hear At The Bar. 
Optical Illusion.
This Chick Knows How To Pick Em. 
BMW Driver Fails At Parking. 
The Dolphins Have A Red Carpet? 
Bulls Won’t Re-sign Tyrus Thomas. 
Pedobear’s Halloween Adventure. 
10 Foreign Horror Classics. 
Green Cocktails For Your Halloween Party. 
If Work Were Limited To 140 Characters. 
Bob Griese Is Racist. 
Paris Hilton’s Halloween Costumes Through The Years. 

CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.

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This photo reminds me of this partyboy frat-dbag I knew from UCLA who wore a t-shirt to the first day of class that read “I fucked my teacher!” It was an archeology class, so naturally, the teach was a gray haired dude in his early sixties who failed to see the humor in the irony that became of the shirt.

This pic is just like that, only with way more drunken daughters waking up naked in shopping carts on instructor M. Diver’s front porch.

Via Unstructed

These must be the same experts that claimed playing beerpong can give you the herp.

Image via Unstructed

Quote of the century: “I like tall women, or short, because height is in the eye of the beholder.”

Is that a TI-83+ graphing calculator I’m seeing?

Imagine all of your favorite YouTube videos rolled into one video – explosions, nutshots, tasings, falls, fails and brawls. This video is that video, and it’s brought to you by Activision to promote their kickass racing game Blur.

If you’re into racing games, you’re going to want to check out Blur.