Fail

In case you’re wondering, this is a response to something I just saw hit the front page of Digg.com.

For the record, hockey may be intense, but baseball is super dangerous.

And I thought $10 was pricey for unlimited text messages…

Epic Beer Carrier Fail (Asylum)

Women’s Soccer Brawl (WithLeather)

Breast Implants On eBay? (BustedCoverage)

25 Hot Girls With Lightsabers (Manofest)

Ochocinco Bribes Ref With Dollar (TotalProSports)

Best Football Celebration Dances (HolyTaco)

For the complete gallery of completely stupid warning labels, head over to Unreality Magazine. It will change your life.

Not like you didn’t already know…

This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

Via Holy Taco.

Scariest Cereal Mascots. 
Songs You Always Hear At The Bar. 
Optical Illusion.
This Chick Knows How To Pick Em. 
BMW Driver Fails At Parking. 
The Dolphins Have A Red Carpet? 
Bulls Won’t Re-sign Tyrus Thomas. 
Pedobear’s Halloween Adventure. 
10 Foreign Horror Classics. 
Green Cocktails For Your Halloween Party. 
If Work Were Limited To 140 Characters. 
Bob Griese Is Racist. 
Paris Hilton’s Halloween Costumes Through The Years. 

CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.

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This photo reminds me of this partyboy frat-dbag I knew from UCLA who wore a t-shirt to the first day of class that read “I fucked my teacher!” It was an archeology class, so naturally, the teach was a gray haired dude in his early sixties who failed to see the humor in the irony that became of the shirt.

This pic is just like that, only with way more drunken daughters waking up naked in shopping carts on instructor M. Diver’s front porch.

Via Unstructed