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There’s really nothing less attractive than Fergie. First she pisses her pants on stage and I give her the benefit of the doubt that the piss came from a vagina. Now this? An explicitly testicular cockgrab?

What’s next, Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite?

Via Unstructed

Who would have guessed that Roman Polanski would be so careless to meet up with QTPatootie4u after all the flack he got for that little mistake he did a while back?

In any case, Chris Hansen was there to get some answers…

Pull up your goddamn pants Hector.

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While buttering the kitchen floor may make for a few solid minutes of entertainment, configuring your living room to blow your friend off the couch with a remote controlled airbag takes a little more tenacity.

Just because you went to college (and paid attention) doesn’t mean you can’t act as irresponsibly as your buddy who dropped out of Moorpark Community College, it simply means you’ll have the education to more effectively blow a car airbag up his ass, projecting him off the couch.

If you’re not familiar with Jimmy Kimmel’s weekly hat tip to the FCC (which everyone should be because it’s the greatest segment in all of late night TV), Unnecessary Censorship is a short segment that the brains behind the late night talk show compile from relevant news and entertainment clips from the week and improperly censor them in order to make the resulting product sound offensive when in actuality it isn’t. It’s genius, really.

This week Jimmy turns to the Emmy’s for some co*k s**king goodness.

While it’s not exactly in the same vain as the dating video I pleasured your eyepussies with last week, it gives it a run for its money. If last week’s video was a what not to do, this is the essential what to do of video dating examples.

A journey always begins with the first step, and for that first step, make sure you’re wearing your Old Norse garb. No man turns a woman on like a Nordic man, especially if you can speak any of the North Germanic languages.

Just something to think about…

Not much production value here, but content is key. For more content, specifically of one of the sexiest women in the world, check out the great Gemma Atkinson gallery.

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