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Only this one is being produced by Brazzers.
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Hide your kiddies, people.
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The thing that confuses me most is how the camera guy managed to get his finger in the shot. I used to do that when I was 6 years-old because I didn’t know how cameras worked.

Why didn’t I think of this when I was 17 and trying to get a fake ID… Excuse me sir, the bag in your picture is silk, while the bag atop your head is clearly brown paper and it reads “Bristol Farms,” take a walk buddy…

If you lack the ability to hit a golf ball off of a tee, don’t expect that kicking the ball will be any easier. The last thing you need to prove to your friends, besides that you have testicles despite not being able to hit the ball further than the lady tees, is that you are just as terrible at soccer as you are at golf.

Gif via AFV

I don’t love the beach because Marisa Miller loves the beach, I love the beach because you never know when some homebody will try a little too hard to beach his Sea-Doo a little too quickly…
Yeehaw!

So, does this mean I’ll be doing fap research, or just managing a bunch of fappers? I’d prefer to know beforehand, because last time I applied for a job they told me fluffers were just there to make sure the pillows on the bed looked nice and neat.