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July 2, 2008
Celeb
- Celeb Sideboob - CityRag
- Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage - HollywoodTuna
- Lindsay Lohan Zoo Mag Pics - Horndog [18+]
- New James Bond Trailer - Brahsome
- Mariah Carey Cover - Beer Goggler
- Ashley Tisdale, Strap-On Shoes? - On205th
Humor
- Cats, Just Like Us - Blog Of Hilarity
- Presidential O-Face - Don Chavez
- Indian Baby Born, Vagina On Forehead - Afro Jacks
Babes
- Marla Maples Bikini - Drunken Stepfather [18+]
- Sexy Russian! - CelebSlam
- Jennifer Korbin & Her Perfect Body - Busted Coverage
- Patriotic Bikinis - Asylum
- Check Out These Jugs - Cuzoogle
- Sherie Daniels Parties Like A Golddigger - HGOM
- All Anna Needs Is Her Bikini - My Chill Pill
Sports
- John Daly Tees Off With A Tall Boy - Tasty Booze
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Lance “No Balls” Armstrong Meets Kate “No Boobs” Hudson’s Mom
July 2, 2008
Yesterday Lance Armstrong met Kate Hudson’s mom, their conversation probably went something like this:
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But with all do respect, Lance, I respect you, but I just think you could have gotten a chick some larger chest hams. Isn’t that what life is all about anyway?
Tila Tequila Hosts TRL, Still Looks Like Alien, No One Watches
July 2, 2008
I didn’t even bother to do any reasearch on this, and all the facts in this post may be way off. Why try? It’s Tila Tequila, right?
Anyway, she was on TRL, which is a show on MTV that no one watches, and if they do, they watch it in the same way people sometimes put on relaxing music to fall asleep to. The problem is, as terrible as the music is, you just can’t fall asleep for that very reason; because the music is so bad.
The host is equally bad, and I don’t know who it is, it might even be a girl - but remember, this is a post about Tila Tequila (and she gobbles either gender’s groins), so why put in the effort to find out who the host is? She looks like an alien. But at least the show is no longer hosted by Carson Daly (who thankfully now has a show late enough and boring enough that I can barely stay awake through the opening credits).
Anyway, my point here is that Tila Tequila hosted a show that no one watches - Which is perfect for her, because she also has a show that no one watches. I hope more people find out that she appeared on TRL through this post than by actually watching her on TRL the other night.
I don’t know why she doesn’t just get some surgery on her face to make her look more humanish. Jesus she’s disgusting. Talk about putting my boner way…
She actually looks more like E.T. than a traditional alien, if I cared more about this disgusting slob of trash I would photoshop her with the “spielberg touch.”
Linkage My Doobage
July 1, 2008
- The Most Frightening Email You Can Get - CelebSlam
- Dr. Drew BS - Derober
- Tranny Surprise! - Afro Jacks
- How To Be A Douchebag - Don Chavez
- Emma Boughton, Holy Smokeshow! - On205th
- The Unsettling Burger King Guy - Blog Of Hilarity
- Brook Ba, Ba, Buh Banx - Busted Coverage
- Enrique The Mole Guy Is Gay - YepYep
The Racist Link Dump
June 30, 2008
- Marinda Kerr Topless? - Hollywood Tuna
- Britney Spears Nasty Uggs - City Rag
- Madonna, Guy Richie No Rings - CelebSlam
- Hot Or Not? - Don Chavez
- Angels-Dodgers Trash Talkin’ - Busted Coverage
- The Real Celeb Autobio’s - Holy Taco
- Britney Spears Hairball - Egotastic!
- Petra Nemcova Is Sexy - The Bastardly
- 100 Celebs Busted For Drugs - CO-ED Magazine
- Tamsin Egerton British Export - The Beer Goggler
- Miley Cyrus Penis Shaped Candy - Blog Of Hilarity
- Jessica Alba Is A Golfer - Brahsome
- More Kelly Brook - BBI
- Sophia Bush - Cuzoogle
- Top 10 Non Cover Models Of SI - YepYep
- Meet Nena Ristic - My Chill Pill
- Lori Loughlin, Not Bad - On205th
- Stephanie McMichael Pick Me Up - Tasty Booze
Jennifer Love Hewitt And Her Fat Kid Shamu Moo Moo
June 30, 2008
Moo Moo:
1. A rectangular cloth with crude stitching worn by morbidly obese persons.
a. Jennifer said, “Dude, I’ve gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!”
b. I walked by and said “Hey, Hewitt, you are wearing Moo Moo. It’s huge. Kind of looks like you’re wearing an apron and you forgot to tie it in the back, or more accurately, it looks like you’re wearing a lamp shade from the 60’s” Read more
Banned In Hollywood Is Making Changes
June 30, 2008
This is true, so bear with us…
Megan Fox Transformers 2 Creeper Pics
June 29, 2008
Got to hand it to the guy that managed to snap these pics - nothing but dedication to creeping on celebs, got to love it. That said, she looks pretty good to me.
Britney Spears, Gullet Like A Seagull
June 29, 2008
Jesus Britney Spears is disgusting. Makes me want to chop my dick off and feed it to her like you’d feed a carrot to a mineature pony at the petting zoo. Won’t waste my words on this train wreck.
Kristen Bell Stretches Strangely
June 24, 2008
Kristen Bell was seen in the park stretching strangely. Her form, reminiscent of the chick-push-up, allows her to appear as though she is stretching (for whatever reason) without actually doing any work. This move is also reminiscent of a move I like to use in class, where I pretend to be listening when I am really not.
