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Yes it’s true, Hank Haney will not be the only highly paid and well recognized face seen with Tiger Woods in the weeks before he makes his anticipated return to golf at the Arnold Palmer Invitational held at Bay Hill later this month.
Woods has a new buddy — Ari Fleischer — Ex-George Bush Press Secretary and Plame Affair attaché. The New York Post reports,
Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was …

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Most of the time we like to profile those people we either have no respect for (Tara Reid), or have much respect for (for videotaping their attempt at taking a car airbag explosion to the nuts).
And while both types of profiles are honorable (let’s be real, most people I know would rather watch some jackass get hit in the nuts than have to read all this text — it’s instant satisfaction), we feel that it is time to honor one of the most badass, most talented actors of all time …

I would have created another slice for ‘Crying After Loss’ because there’s really nothing better that watching someone tearfully realize they wasted the last 4 years of their life while dressed as David Bowie from his “Space Oddity” video.

But what if your grandfather is Indiana Jones? I guess it doesn’t really matter because given all the tail Indy was pulling,  there’s no way in hell you’re legitimate, and no one believes a bastard child… which raises a whole bunch of questions about the legitimacy of every kid in every one of R.L. Stein’s Goosebumps books.
How many kids need to get molested by mummies before parents will believe their children?! C’mon now.

The other night Paris Hilton was spotted by a banged girl (**insert Paris Hilton getting banged reference**) on Chatroulette while vacationing in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil . Why does this matter, you ask? It doesn’t, except to prove that there are in (questionable) fact, not just one, but two female Chatroulette users.
Chatroulette, if you are not familiar with the service, is generating buzz on the internetosphere for its extremely lopsided penis-to-face ratio. Throw Paris Hilton in the mix of guys shaking their dicks, and you’ve got yourself nothing we haven’t …