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This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

Via Holy Taco.

If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing.

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

Mickey Rourke

Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley

Kelly LeBrock

Keith Richards

Kathleen Turner

Janice Dickinson

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

Farrah Fawcett

David Lee Roth

Cybil Shepard

Bridget Bardot

Bridgette Nelson

Al Pacino

Kylie Minogue

Bon Jovi

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Will Smith

Spice Girls

Jennifer Lopez

And his argument is invalid…

Marriage is something to celebrate and along with that celebration, cake is usually served. But because it seems that somehow there are more divorces taking place in the US than marriages, cake makers (bakers?) have found a new way to turn a dime on the booming divorce business.

Here are 14 great examples.

Kirstie Alley, keep your hands off.

If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

Today’s great 8 features Brooklyn Decker, Sophie Monk, a pair of massive Gunns, a few bikinis, a few bikinis not being worn, and a few more bikinis.

Our buddies at The Taco put together a pretty funny/accurate list, breaking down the cliche 2009 Halloween costumes.

Here’s an excerpt:

Lady Gaga

What You Thought It Said:

Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.

What It Really Said:

I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the most popular costume of 2009?  That’s how I fit in!

What People Said About You:

“That’s the chubbiest Lady Gaga I’ve seen all night.”

For the complete list, head on over to Holy Taco.

What it is? We’re not exactly sure…

Hilarious Golf Commercial: Golf Over Sex (TotalProSports)

How To Build A Celebrity Man-Cave (MadeMan)

Jimmy Fallon Goes 80’s (ScreenJunkies)

The Best Celebrity Mugshots Ever (TheChive)

Jessica Burciaga Is Sexy (AskMen)

The Kardashian Sisters Like To Promote Stuff (CelebSlam)

Hot Girls To Look At For The Weekend (Uncoached)

The Mac Motorbike Is A Must Have (Walyou)

College Girls And Football (Coed)

The Pick-Your-Own-Costume Machine (TopCultured)

7 Uses For The Jack-o-Lantern (Maxim)

Beware Of The One Night Stand (IAmBored)

Prepare To Be Amazed (EJB)

Apparently You Can’t Rap At McDonalds (Asylum)

The New Mad Max (FilmDrunk)

In the name of Halloween, I bring you 50+ pictures of sexy women (well a few… not so much) dressed in Princess Leia cosplay costumes. For some nerds, Halloween is like Christmas…

Enjoy.

Click the thumbnails below for the rest of the Princess Leia gallery.