Marisa Miller gives professional quarterback (if you consider the Detroit Lions professional) Matthew Stafford Hair Action at AXE Lounge at LIV in Miami on Feb. 6.

What is Hair Action?  It’s when a girl can’t resist playing with a guy’s hair after he’s used AXE Hair products, and it often leads to something more. Matthew Stafford gets a lot of it and wants guys out there to get more. Check out how Stafford gets Hair Action in his everyday life – http://apps.facebook.com/axehairaction/.

February through March, Matthew will issue a new Hair Action challenge every two weeks on facebook.com/axe, calling for guys and girls to upload photos and videos of themselves getting or giving Hair Action (c’mon people, let’s keep it sfw please… no one wants to see you blowing a load of AXE’s Lure Conditioner all over the face of your Payton Manning Fathead).

AXE Hair will reward one entrant from each challenge with tickets to a major sporting event in 2010 and daily winners will receive exclusive AXE Hair prize packs.

In typical ZOO Today fashion, they’ve set out on a quest to find the most beautiful, best chested women in all of Britain.

This week they head to Nottingham and like Robin Hood, present us commoners with the greatest gold and jewels the forest nymphs have to offer… or something like that:

Nottingham Girls Get Their Knockers Out!
Simple premise: can we find the city whose girls have the biggest boobs? We’re trying. Not just to see if a recent “official” survey of UK breast sizes is correct, but because, in all honesty, we love a bit of public nudity. So far, Liverpool remains in pole position, Bristol’s baps have exceeded all bra expectations, as have those ZOO’s Big Boob Hunt breast-checking babe Hannah (above) fondled in Southampton. This week, it’s Nottingham’s turn under the mammary microscope.

We highly suggest you take a trip to Nottingham to check out the complete gallery.

Los Angeles, California (October 6, 2009) – AskMen.com the world’s largest lifestyle portal for men with more than 11 million visitors monthly, revealed its highly anticipated 4th annual reader-voted list of the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009 today.

The list assembles a diverse collection of men from around the world and from a variety of industries including entertainment, politics, technology, and sports. All the honorees had a direct effect on the way men see the world, and notably in 2009, many reflect classic values that are most meaningful to the male identity today.

“In a turbulent 2009, men are seeking the stability of tradition in the masculine qualities that they imagine their fathers and grandfathers to have had,” says James Bassil, Editor-in-Chief of AskMen.com. “The character of Don Draper brings all these traits together, and in doing so speaks directly to the modern man. He’s a man whose time has come.”

Others on the list embody a host of classic qualities; Usain Bolt as the personification of competitive and athletic ability, President Barack Obama asthe male portrait of classic statesmanship, Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs as pillars of entrepreneurial spirit and determination.

For the complete list of 2009’s most influential men head on over to AskMen.

Maxim does a feature that we always like where they show off found porn submissions, so we figured, why not do the same thing but allow our readers to vote on their favorite submissions and give the contributor with the most votes an inflatable beer pong table for their pool, courtesy of PoolSidePong.com.

Submit as many entries as you want and check back in two weeks for the winner.

Contest runs: Saturday, June 13th – Friday, June 26th 2009

Rules: Submissions must be work safe – No real porn

Winner: Chosen by your votes

Prize: Inflatable Beer Pong Table For Your Pool! (More Info Here)

We haven’t decided on a prize, and there may not be one. But if there is, we’ll make sure it’s something as useless as the dogs you submit here.

This newly elected flavor–created and chosen by the people–hits stores this month.

What does this mean for you?

Besides being able to purchase Voltage–the hottest soda on the market–DEWmocracy 2009 begins now and it’s your turn to win cool stuff. We’re not talking about the crap you find in cereal boxes–we’re talking about gaming gear, iPods, snowboards–even XBOX 360s!

What are you waiting for? Head on over to toe DEWmocracy to win free gear now!

The bastards at Funny or Die are running a competition that ends with one lucky (or maybe unlucky) entrant receiving a personalized voicemail from funny guy Will Ferrell. For the other people that receive phone calls, you will be more interested in the runner up prizes – cameras and tee-shirts.

Social status aside, head on over to Funny or Die, enter your email addy, disregard your family, don’t shave, and wait around next to your phone for moths, possibly years for Will Ferrell or just anyone to call.