The other night Paris Hilton was spotted by a banged girl (**insert Paris Hilton getting banged reference**) on Chatroulette while vacationing in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil . Why does this matter, you ask? It doesn’t, except to prove that there are in (questionable) fact, not just one, but two female Chatroulette users.

Chatroulette, if you are not familiar with the service, is generating buzz on the internetosphere for its extremely lopsided penis-to-face ratio. Throw Paris Hilton in the mix of guys shaking their dicks, and you’ve got yourself nothing we haven’t already seen before.

If you think this screenshot is shopped, trust me, I logged into Chatroulette immediately after I saw it, and after sifting through a relentless barrage of cock fodder, caught a glimpse of Paris, but at that exact moment my Norton Anti-Virus failed me and my floppy drive began burning, all the while secreting a curdled yellow and greenish froth.

I’m now switching from Norton to Trojan.

Though our time spent was short, thank you Paris for leaving me with something to remember you by.

About an hour ago, sources told TMZ that the Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch star Phil Harris has died at the age of 53.

Harris was hospitalized in Alaska after suffering a stroke while offloading crab, but was doing better until his sudden death just hours ago.

Harris’ kids, Jake and Josh, tell TMZ,

“It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad, Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate that strength. Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”

RIP Phil, you will be missed.

Hosting this year’s Beach Bowl is Dan Patrick. Super Bowl-winning quarterback Eli Manning will coach Team Palladia HD, going head-to-head with Team Spike HD coach Mark Sanchez. Former NFL players Warren Moon and Rich Gannon will captain their respective teams at quarterback. Other former NFLers playing in the game will include Eddie George, Merril Hoge, Mark Schlererth, Desmond Howard, and Daryl Johnston.

Rounding out the teams will be TV and films stars including Taylor Lautner, Jennifer Lopez, Chace Crawford, Marisa Miller, Ed Westwick, Kellan Lutz, Nancy O’Dell, Brian McKnight, Michael Clarke Duncan, The Wayans Brothers, Olivia Munn, and Jessica Szohr, all looking to prove they are just as much competitors as celebrities. And keep checking back to see what other celebrities will be taking to the sand.

In not so surprising news, despite not playing in the game, Team Spike HD coach Mark Sanchez still managed to throw a pick.

Not that we’d expect anything less from the slag who opened up to news outlets with her Tiger Woods affair story, we’re just surprised it took her this long to segue onto pages of popular men’s magazines, Maxim being the first.

For more of the Jaimee Grubbs photoshoot which will appear in Maxim’s February issue, head to Maxim.com — that is of course if you’re into semi-attractive, pirate-chested, money grubbing slags (who aren’t on the Hills).

Link.

Pixar Animation Studios is located Emeryville, California and is home to many of today’s most groundbreaking CGI based films. Pixar has earned twenty-two Academy Awards, four Golden Globes, and three Grammys, among many other awards and accolades.

Pixar started in 1979 as the Graphics Group, a part of the Computer Division of Lucasfilm before it was bought by Apple co-founder Steve Jobs in 1986.

The Walt Disney Company bought Pixar in 2006 and still owns it to this day and as you’ll see in the pictures below, the motto on the Pixar campus seems to be “Play hard while you work hard.”

The airline, based in Florida, employs an animated Bengal Tiger crashing a car into a fire hydrant followed by an announcement for their appropriately named “eye of the tiger” sale where you can find flights for as little as $9.

As far as I’m concerned, single digit flights coupled with an ad campaign featuring a car-crash doesn’t exactly encourage me to book a flight.

But for those of you located in Florida and looking to save a couple bucks, check out Spirit Air.

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World’s Ugliest Dog Sings Silent Night : eCard

The Coolest Chair In The World : REFIN3D

The Tiger Woods Crash Flash Game : HolyTaco

2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show : Maxim

Facebook Suggestions Are Out Of Hand : CollegeHumor

Sex Ed Lessons You Wish You’d learned : Cracked

10 Great Alec Baldwin Moments : Manofest

Jillian Beyor Is The New WWF Diva : Busted Coverage

Star Wars quotes that perfectly describe our sex lives : Asylum

20 Great Photobombs : TheChive

Roxanne G Is A Babe : Gorillamask

Enjoy.

Click the thumbnails below for the rest of the Princess Leia gallery.

On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

Check out the following Celebrity Look-alikes for more.

Megan Fox and Barbara Mori

America Ferrera and Jordin Sparks

Beyonce and Shakira

Chad Smith and Will Ferrell

Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford

Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary-Kate Olsen

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Jessica Alba and Elizabeth Berkley

Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile

Los Angeles, California (October 6, 2009) – AskMen.com the world’s largest lifestyle portal for men with more than 11 million visitors monthly, revealed its highly anticipated 4th annual reader-voted list of the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009 today.

The list assembles a diverse collection of men from around the world and from a variety of industries including entertainment, politics, technology, and sports. All the honorees had a direct effect on the way men see the world, and notably in 2009, many reflect classic values that are most meaningful to the male identity today.

“In a turbulent 2009, men are seeking the stability of tradition in the masculine qualities that they imagine their fathers and grandfathers to have had,” says James Bassil, Editor-in-Chief of AskMen.com. “The character of Don Draper brings all these traits together, and in doing so speaks directly to the modern man. He’s a man whose time has come.”

Others on the list embody a host of classic qualities; Usain Bolt as the personification of competitive and athletic ability, President Barack Obama asthe male portrait of classic statesmanship, Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs as pillars of entrepreneurial spirit and determination.

For the complete list of 2009’s most influential men head on over to AskMen.

Without giving too much away, the story centers around three friends Tucker (Matt Czuchry), Drew (Jesse Bradford), and Dan (Geoff Stults) who set off to the holy grail of strip clubs to give the soon-to-be groom, Dan, a bachelor party before he exchanges vows with his adorable fiance Kristy (Keri Lynn Pratt).

Jesse Bradford absolutely stole the show. Drew’s constant barrage of one-liners reminded me of a nerdy, woman-hating Don Rickles. His quick wit is matched only by stripper Lara (Marika Dominczyk) who seems to be the only one to effectively put him in his place.

Czuchry and Stults equally delivered with their performances, the latter carefully acting to counter-balance the former’s raging narcissism. Though most college men wish they could be Tucker, more probably identify with Dan who manages to have fun while being in monogamous relationship.

What I soon learned was that critics who had reviewed the film neglected the most important part of the viewing experience. Was the film funny? Absolutely and undeniably. It accomplished what it set out to do: make the audience hurt with laughter, rarely leaving time for them to breathe.

Max has already caught the attention of feminist groups on his premiere tour. The ironic part about their insistence to protest a film they haven’t seen is that their viewpoint of Max is clearly articulated and framed within the narrative. Many of the female characters reject and call out Tucker for being a misogynist asshole. Two in particular get their sweet revenge, leading to one of the most epic shit scenes in film history (an oft-ignored cinematic staple).

The one disappointing aspect of the premiere experience was the question and answer session. Some of questions had to be among the worst on tour (“Do you get emails about Tucker Max death mix?” “Can you re-enact the Tucker/Slingblade dialog from the book?” “Can we see your ass?”… asked by a dude). Luckily M.C. Bill Dawes was able to save the sinking ship by humorously deflecting the lame requests.

I wanted to hear Tucker expand more on the unique approach to making and releasing the film. Few times has an independent film with broad comic appeal seen wide release and even fewer have seen box office success. The fact that he’s opted not to go the traditional distribution route but instead chosen to self-release makes it all the more remarkable. But make no mistake, if Tucker is successful in his approach, he could be to film what Trent Reznor is to the music industry.

Tucker and Nils mentioned that they had plans for sequels with everyone in the cast signed on with the exception of Bradford. I can’t really blame Jesse though, his role made the film and he’s going to be looking for a huge payday after the final box office receipts have been tallied. He’d be worth every penny.

Additional highlights include:

-Drew Curtis of Fark referencing the Glenn Beck 1990 rape joke of which a handful in the crowd got.

-Mark Ebner’s catcalls from the press gallery.

-An Armenian apologizing for the existence of Glendale. Long overdue, I might add.

*It’s a well known fact that every movie review title must contain an oh-so-clever pun. Hey, I don’t make the rules.