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• Man High On Bath Salts Breaks Into Random Family’s Home, Puts Up Christmas Decorations

  In Fail News / 16 November 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Terry Trent, 44, has been charged with burglary after calmly breaking into an Ohio family’s home and putting up their Christmas decorations.

   

• Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Found Eaten, Dead In A Badger Den

  In Fail News, Offbeat News / 16 September 2011 / 0 comments

  

   

• Fox Sports Cancels Show That Mocked Asians At USC

  In Fail News, Sports / 8 September 2011 / 0 comments

  

  The segment had promise and could have been funny if homeboy Dan fucking Rather wasn’t so forceful and aggressive in making his subjects sound so ‘outa town.’

   

• Trashy Criminology: The Hilarious Crimes of Rednecks

  In Fail News / 26 August 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Beaters (two kinds: vehicles and shirts), cheap beer, weed, tussin, a million dirty kids, a trailer with a curtain for a door, pocket change for salami and Pepsi, and a twelve-day meth bender.

   

• Police To Man: Stop Wearing That Bunny Suit

  In Fail News, Featured, Offbeat News / 3 August 2011 / 1 comment

  

  [bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote] Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what residents [...]

   

• Portuguese News on Death of Amy Winehouse

  In Entertainment, Fail News / 28 July 2011 / 1 comment

  

  This ranks up there with that one time daytime TV star Kurt Cobain died

   

• Former Mayor’s Name May Be Too Suggestive For Government Building

  In Fail News / 9 February 2011 / 1 comment

  

  Fort Wayne, IN — The local government in Fort Wayne, Indiana has called upon its people to name their new government administration building on 200 East Berry Street by voting in an online poll. The [...]

   

• Head Shot, Man Down

  In Fail News / 24 January 2011 / 0 comments

  

  While this excerpt taken from the YouTube description sounds unbelievable, I did some research of my own and found out it’s almost completely accurate. It goes something like –

   

• Woman Falls Into Mall Fountain While Texting, Sues

  In Fail News / 20 January 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Pictured above is Cathy Cruz Marrero, the female YouTube sensation who fell into a Pennsylvania mall fountain while texting on her cell phone and not paying attention to where she was going.

   

• Burglars Steal, Snort Cocaine, Turns Out To Be Man’s Ashes

  In Fail News / 20 January 2011 / 2 comments

  

  MIAMI (Reuters) — 5 burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two Great Danes, believing they had stolen urns filled with illegal drugs.

   

• Arnold Chrysler On Trial For Stealing 40,000 Hotel Coat Hangers, Hilarity Ensues

  In Fail News / 30 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  From the UK’s The Independent: A man by the name of Arnold Chrysler has been accused of stealing upwards of 40,000 coat-hangers from several hotels around the world and is currently on trial in the [...]

   

• Woman Attempts To Deposit Cocaine At Bank, Fails Completely

  In Fail News / 24 August 2010 / 1 comment

  

  A Connecticut woman was charged with possession of narcotics after attempting to deposit a bag of cocaine with her bank’s drive up teller.

   

• Woman Says She Became Pregnant After Watching Porn In 3D

  In Fail News / 4 June 2010 / 13 comments

  

  It’s ok, I’m sure the husband was watching plenty of 3D porn in Iraq, and after reading this article, will continue to do so…

   

• Husband Bails From Moving Vehicle After Wife Refuses To Shut Up

  In Fail News / 15 May 2010 / 0 comments

  

  From the Leaf Chronicle, A 23-year-old man jumped from a moving vehicle Thursday evening after his wife refused to “shut up,” according to a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report.