21-year-old California native Shay Maria brings the goods and the links. Oh, and if the above video wasn’t enough Shay Maria bodiness for you, check below the links for another of Shay’s trending stop motion videos.

• 55 Reasons You’ll Miss College. [The Chive]
• Dear Lord. This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open. [Gorilla Mask]
• 6 Myths Everyone Believes about Space (Thanks to Movies). [Cracked]
• The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito. [College Humor]
• 19 Heroic Whistleblowers Who Paid Dearly. [TruTV]
• 10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married. [Ask Men]
• Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked. [Warming Glow]
• The 25 Funniest Video Game Meme. [Complex]
• The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud. [Cracked]
• A 30-Photo Ode to Steak. [The Chive]
• 8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great. [Unreality]
• Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012. [Smoking Jacket]
• Moustache Man! [Maxim]
• When You’re in the Super Bowl, People Ask You Stupid Questions. [Mental Floss]
• The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich. [Uproxx]
• Pringles: Wear it. [Next Round]
• The Horker Scrolls! [Heavy]
• 20 stages of a drunken night out. [Guyism]
• The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012. [Cracked]
• Dane Cook responds to chainsaw-sexed-a-whore gate. [Film Drunk]
• Winter Pick-Up Lines: In case, “Want to just stay inside and watch Netflix?” fails. [College Humor]
• What Websites Looked Like Back in the Day. [The Chive]

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From Matthew Stafford memorabilia giveaways to smokin’ hot pics of Marisa Miller, Axe always has something new and different to surprise their male fans and this holiday season is no different with AXE CELEBRATIONS.

AXE CELEBRATIONS is a Facebook application that allows you to send special messages to friends on the most important dates of the year.

The great thing about the app is that users can choose to receive the message at any time, or send hot messages to their friends on the days that they want to celebrate throughout the year — good thing Brett Favre didn’t get his hands on this app a few years ago.

All you have to do is click here to sign up for the Facebook App, and before you know it, you’ll be sending and receiving steamy Axe messages.

Click the play button below to get started!

Comedian Owen Benjamin is in the process of setting a record for most airports visited in one month by a passenger. He began on November 21 in Dallas, TX and ends on December 20 in Raleigh, NC.

The trip is essentially an awesome excuse to see a whole bunch of cities, spend a whole bunch of money, give away a whole bunch of Lenovo tablets and free flights, and make fun of himself and other passengers along the way.

The best part about it? You can win one of two daily prizes: a Southwest Roundtrip Ticket or a Lenovo IdeaPad K1 Tablet just by following owen. Not only that, one lucky winner will take home all of Owen’s Rapid Rewards Points — which being at over 170,000 already means tons of free flights for you. Pretty sweet.

Below are a couple of my favorite videos from his frequently updated YouTube Channel.

Owen’s All Gain and No Pain Workout

Comedy on a Plane at 30,000 Feet

Turns out the joke’s on me… For more vids and to sign up to win free stuff, head to flyingfunny.com

Terry Trent, 44, has been charged with burglary after calmly breaking into an Ohio family’s home and putting up their Christmas decorations.

The NY Daily News reports,

Cops in Vandalia, north of Dayton, say Terry Trent, 44, was high on the designer drug when he broke into a family’s home, put up some Christmas decorations and then plopped down on a couch to watch television, local station WHIO reported.

An 11-year-old boy who lives in the house found the strung-out stranger and called his mother, Tamara Henderson, who was at a neighbor’s house.

She said, “What do you mean a man is in our house? You don’t know if he has a gun or if he has a knife?” the station reported.

Henderson called 911, and Trent was arrested without incident.

Cops say he was armed with a pocket knife.

But Henderson suspects the decorating bandit was just looking for a festive spot to soak in his buzz.

“The candle was lit on the coffee table, the television was on and very loud,” she told the station.

“He had said to [my son] ,’I'm sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I’ll get my things and go.’”

Now that is what I call the holiday spirit — and they’re trying to make snorting bath salts illegal, shows how much they know.

NEW YORK, September 19, 2011 — Stephen Colbert rocks out with a special one-hour episode of “The Colbert Report” for the first time ever.

The super-sized show will feature interviews and performances by Radiohead intertwined with regular series segments.

The band is set to perform songs from their recent release “King of Limbs” including the new and previously unreleased track “The Daily Mail.”  One song will be exclusively available at www.ColbertNation.com.

Tune in to “The Colbert Report” on Monday, September 26 from 11:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. ET/PT to watch this epic episode.

“I look forward to meeting the Radioheads and leveraging their anti-corporate indie cred to raise brand awareness for my sponsors,” said Colbert.

Remember the show Scrubs? Everyone loved it for about two (maybe three) seconds; a bunch of witty, wacky surgical technicians help save lives while sharing the comical trials and tribulations of their lives. It was pretty light and casual. Being a surgical technician is typically anything but.

“Scrub techs”, as they are often called, are almost as responsible for the patients life and well being as the doctor. They must know about sterilization, ready the tools needed for the job, hand the tools over at the right time (scalpel!), make sure things are running smoothly and safely, and ensure that the room itself is clean and ready for operation.

Most surgical technicians work in operating and delivery rooms, two highly sensitive and very important areas. Parents want to know that the person bringing their delicate newborn baby into this terrible world is clean and highly efficient at doing so safely, and patients about to enter operation need to be ensured of the same level of skill from their surgical technologist. If even a tiny mistake is made, lives can be lost and people can be sued for truckloads of money.

1. Complimentary Navel Piercing with Tummy Tuck

A woman in France underwent what is today considered to be a pretty minimal operation: a tummy tuck. A little snip here, pull back the skin there, staple those flaps together again, and we’re all good. Or so she thought. After the surgery, Anne (who smartly declined to release her real or last name) began suffering from acute abdominal pains.

She complained to her plastic surgeon at Natecia Clinic a total of five times, but the doctor brushed her off repeatedly, telling her that being doubled over in excruciating pain was relatively normal for post-op patients of that nature. Clearly. A few weeks later, a coughing fit left Anne’s navel punctured — from the inside out. A pair of surgical scissors had poked their way through her skin like a tiny baby from the movie Aliens. Unamused and still in pain, Anne’s husband drove her to the hospital where they confronted the plastic surgeon who was responsible for this mess.

It was a Friday, and his response was not one you would expect from a person about to face unemployment and a lawsuit that would destroy his life; the doctor told Anne to come back on Monday. He also called the mistake ‘a little accident’ and told her that removal would be complimentary — a free Valentine’s day gift. No one knows whether this guy was a real doctor or if Robin Williams decided to impersonate a surgeon for a couple of months. The surgeon was absolutely awful to miss this mistake, but the surgical technician was just as bad. The surgical technician’s job is to anticipate the next move of the surgeon to ensure that the process runs smoothly as possible — how did that person not notice the scissors getting dropped in?

They also had to clean the area and remove the tools without noticing anything had magically disappeared.

2. Dirt, Disease, and Other Fun Stuff

The surgical technician’s job is to make sure everything is absolutely spotless and sterilized before surgery begins. Fresh, new tools, a room you can safely lick from top to bottom (which would then have to be re-sterilized, so don’t do that!) and an organization to make the surgery as smooth as possible are all essential to every job the surgeon or doctor has.

Re-using a tool contaminated with another patient’s blood can result in disease for the receiving patient. In some cases, even death is a possibility — sensitive heart surgeries or surgery on an elderly or sick individual are situations where the patient is especially susceptible to contamination. Poor organization can derail surgery as well; if all tools aren’t in order, running out of the surgery room to retrieve an extra scalpel or tweezers can seriously impede a time-sensitive operation.

Additionally, the surgical technician is supposed to watch the surgeon so closely that he or she can almost predict the surgeon’s next move. A fumbling surgical technician is kind of a useless one. In surgery, there’s no time for dropping instruments or handing over the wrong tool. If the instrument is dropped, it may be contaminated even though the floor is pretty spotless.

Shoes are walking and blood may be spraying. If a patient is injured during surgery due to a dirty tool, the surgical technologist may lose their job and even get sued for malpractice.

3. Inspiring Suicide

A surgical technician may be responsible for applying anesthetic to the surgery patient, or it may be up to an anesthesiologist, another kind of surgical technician.

This job is incredibly important and also dangerous. A patient’s medical history, allergies, weight, age, and other factors all influence the type and amount of anesthesia they will receive before surgery. If the wrong type or amount is given to the patient, they can become sick, paralyzed, or even die. Possibly the worst thing that can happen to a patient receiving the wrong anesthesia is that they may be awake during their entire operation. Sherman Sizemore’s experience was akin to a victim in a gruesome horror film.

In 2006, Sizemore was set to receive surgery so that doctor’s could determine the reason behind his worsening abdominal pains, but they were made infinitely worse because he was awake, full of feeling yet unable to move, for the entire operation. How did this happen? It’s a ‘phenomenon’ called anesthetic awareness, but what happened to Sizemore was no fluke or phenomenon at all. The surgical technician messed up big time.

Sizemore was given drugs to numb him and render him paralyzed, but anesthetics to knock him out were administered so late that they didn’t work at all. Sizemore could feel his flesh being sliced into but was unable to make a warning sound, let alone move at all.

Sizemore survived the ordeal, but tragically ended his own life only two weeks later.

Dwarf porn star Percy Foster was found partially eaten and dead in a badger den in the U.K..

The little star of such films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go was on the cusp of celebrity when he landed a role as Gordon Ramsay’s (of Hell’s Kitchen) doppelganger porn double.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3’6″ actor was found “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales,” however suicide has been ruled out.

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old pint-sized Percy showed enthusiasm about his resemblance to Ramsay, “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream,” said the little doppelganger.

The segment had promise and could have been funny if homeboy Dan fucking Rather wasn’t so forceful and aggressive in making his subjects sound so ‘outa town.’ Subtlety is key, as is varying your demographic — that is if you’re interested in holding on to that high-ranking position of yours.

You’d hope that by the time your hair went gray you’d stop acting like such a douche. But then again, I’m sure that no one expects to voice crackingly host a sports segment for a local affiliate at a nearby University after their hair turns reluctantly to salt and pepper.

It’s one of those sad moments.

Homeboy’s name is Bob Oschack and the LA Times has more.

Our aporogies.

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