In typical ZOO Today fashion, they’ve set out on a quest to find the most beautiful, best chested women in all of Britain.

This week they head to Nottingham and like Robin Hood, present us commoners with the greatest gold and jewels the forest nymphs have to offer… or something like that:

Nottingham Girls Get Their Knockers Out!
Simple premise: can we find the city whose girls have the biggest boobs? We’re trying. Not just to see if a recent “official” survey of UK breast sizes is correct, but because, in all honesty, we love a bit of public nudity. So far, Liverpool remains in pole position, Bristol’s baps have exceeded all bra expectations, as have those ZOO’s Big Boob Hunt breast-checking babe Hannah (above) fondled in Southampton. This week, it’s Nottingham’s turn under the mammary microscope.

We highly suggest you take a trip to Nottingham to check out the complete gallery.

Where Are All The Hoes? [Holy Taco ]

The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL [Gorrila Mask]

The Hottest Time Waster You’ll See All Day [Busted Coverage]

The Best Movie Title Hack Ever [EHOWA]

The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever [DJMICKV2]

68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras [COED Magazine] NSFW

This is What $150 Beer Looks Like [The Bachelor Guy]

Umm… What Do You Gotta Do to Win This? [Don Chavez]

Now, THIS is How you Throw a Wedding [Guyism]

Hot Girls and Guns! [Gunaxin]

Hotties in the Wild [Uncoached]

Please, Please, Please Let This Work [Asylum]

18 Hot Chicks In Camo [Top Cultured]

There’s clearly not much to choose from (if you can think of more, leave their names in the comments section below).

Goldie Hawn – Kate Hudson

Peggy Lipton – Rashida Jones

Lisa Bonet – Zoe Kravitz

Bebe Buell – Liv Tyler

Marcheline Bertrand – Angelina Jolie

Susan Sarandon – Eva Amurri

Janet Leigh – Jamie Lee Curtis

Demi Moore – Rumer Willis

Janet Jones – Paulina Gretzky

Bianca Jagger – Jade Jagger

Jerry Hall – Elizabeth Jagger

Colleen Farrington – Diane Lane

Pearl Lowe – Daisy Lowe

Photo Credit: Pop Crunch

Where would the intertubes be without the benighted?

Probably the same place Tron Guy would be if it weren’t for the recession…

YUNG JOC

YUNG BERG

GUCCI MANE

GHOSTFACE KILLAH

VERBAL FROM THE TERIYAKI BOYZ

RICK ROSS

BUSTA RHYMES

T-PAIN

SEAN KINGSTON

SKOOL BOY

N.O.R.E.

LIL’ FLIP

PHARRELL

PLIES

PETEY PABLO

Photo credit: Broken Cool

In case you’re wondering, this is a response to something I just saw hit the front page of Digg.com.

For the record, hockey may be intense, but baseball is super dangerous.

Titan's Owner Bud Adams flashing the middle finger

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.

It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.

Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.

Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 win, and I know how it is. I’m a Dodger fan. I understand.

So… how does it work?

What gorgeous gadgets! All the girls from the T3 cover girl shoots!

Our mad mates at FHM are busy growing taches for Movember charity. Help raise dosh and awareness of men’s cancer NOW! Or register to grow your own charity handlebar fuzz!

Vote now for the ultimate cage fighter in the World Mixed Martial Arts Awards 2009!

The football gaming world’s Big Two: Fifa vs Pro Evo (T3)

Some of the best global bootleg superheroes (Comics Alliance)

Scariest celebrity faces (Manofest)

Hot 100: Sexy Thai coeds in uniform (DJ Mick)

The hot girls of American Football (Holy Taco)…

…And a few more in lingerie (DJ Mick)

A girl from Hooters shows her unique beer-pouring technique (FunnyHub)

A half naked man crashes a bike (Totally Crap)

The manliest things in the universe (Top Cultured)

Extreme cheek and face piercings (DJ Mick)

Found: Gay dog (Funny Hub)

Girls doing keg stands (Coed Magazine)

The best-designed Google logo (Canuckle Head)

Supermodels invade Chicago (Guyism)

Lots of drunk girls. Enough said (Uncoached)

Genius! If you can’t find the book you want… (DJ Mick)

The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons (Guyism)

Saudi car stunts are incredibly ballsy (DJ Mick)

Seven Facebook photos that will get you defriended (Guyism)

The ultimate ladies’ exercise bike (DJ Mick)

Plastic surgeon gives new wife eight surgeries to pretty her up (Guyism)

Party hard puppies (DJ Mick)

Sportswear brand Russell Athletic lets you be the star of your own retro movies

Sexy foreign singers doing their thing (Uncoached)

The five saddest pick-up artist acronyms (Guyism)

A beer bath – spa treatments for men (DJ Mick)

The 12 hottest female sports uniforms (Guyism)

The evolution of stadium rock (DJ Mick)

Olivia Munn is photogenic (Guyism)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

A great site commited to fails on the radio. Visit RadioFail, or see our personal favourites 1, 2 and 3

Sexy videos from talent videos worldwide. It’s a yes from us (Uncoached)

Never has white trash been so badass (Guyism)

Adverts banned from magazines (Uncoached)

The French version of the cult classic game Guess My Muff

Fast-forward past 2min for drunk midgets in Ewok costumes causing total chaos

10 of the most epic fails in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? history (Epic Carnival)

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa–287 bikini-wearing South African women paraded down 1,690 meters of Melrose Arch Boulevard-setting the new world record for the Largest Bikini Parade.

With high spirits the women led by SABC1’s Live presenter Bonang Matheba celebrated their femininity by making a difference in creating awareness for breast cancer in South Africa, as Special K® made a donation to the non-profit breast cancer awareness group, Pink Link.

What better way to get a couple-hundred beautiful bikini-clad women over to your house than a record breaking breast cancer parade? You know the boob-march ends in the backyard of the Kellogg’s CEO.

Some day I’m going to throw a bikini parade with 288 almost naked women in the name of testicular cancer, and that parade will end in my backyard.

And it won’t end there…

Boxing Babes

Remember when the only hot chick-fighter you knew of was Gina Carano? Now you can proudly tell all of your friends (or your parents) that you know 40 or so more.

Only, we didn’t list any of their names so you’ll just have to guess who these girls are… and most of these girls are models, not fighters, so good luck with that…

Regardless, they’re all pretty hot (plus one of them is Keeley Hazell), so if you don’t enjoy this gallery, you’ve got more problems than just living in mom’s basement. Enjoy.