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Shay Maria ‘Keep On Straight Ahead’ Video Leads The Links

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:27:58 +0000

21-year-old California native Shay Maria brings the goods and the links. Oh, and if the above video wasn’t enough Shay Maria bodiness for you, check below the links for another of Shay’s trending stop motion videos.

55 Reasons You’ll Miss College. [The Chive]
Dear Lord. This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open. [Gorilla Mask]
6 Myths Everyone Believes about Space (Thanks to Movies). [Cracked]
The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito. [College Humor]
19 Heroic Whistleblowers Who Paid Dearly. [TruTV]
10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married. [Ask Men]
Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked. [Warming Glow]
The 25 Funniest Video Game Meme. [Complex]
The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud. [Cracked]
A 30-Photo Ode to Steak. [The Chive]
8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great. [Unreality]
Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012. [Smoking Jacket]
Moustache Man! [Maxim]
When You’re in the Super Bowl, People Ask You Stupid Questions. [Mental Floss]
The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich. [Uproxx]
Pringles: Wear it. [Next Round]
The Horker Scrolls! [Heavy]
20 stages of a drunken night out. [Guyism]
The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012. [Cracked]
Dane Cook responds to chainsaw-sexed-a-whore gate. [Film Drunk]
Winter Pick-Up Lines: In case, “Want to just stay inside and watch Netflix?” fails. [College Humor]
What Websites Looked Like Back in the Day. [The Chive]

The Chive: Kim Jong-il Stares At Things Part II

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 17 May 2011 22:27:31 +0000

Last week we featured a gallery of North Korea’s ‘Dear Leader’ doing what he does best, staring at things. It made for some great captions and I personally just think this guy is endless joke fodder so here we go again…

I Heard Chicks Digg Guys Who Surf So I Went To The Beach

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:54:22 +0000

I heard chicks digg guys who surf so I started surfing at the beach. Is that a 12-pack od Dr. Peppers I see? For more of the best of the internets check out the following web trends.

The 25 Worst Uniforms in Baseball History. [Bleacher Report]
7 of the hottest baseball WAGs ever to appear in Playboy. [Guyism]
Five Popular Movies and TV Shows (You Didn’t Know Featured Naked Breasts). [Smoking Jacket]
11 Things You’ll See At Coachella…Like It Or Not. [COED Magazine]
Jaimie Alexander is a goddess. [Maxim]
Rosalee has an EPIC sand bra. [Gorilla Mask]
What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You. [College Humor]
Bloggers Have More Influence Than Celebrities, Probably Will Take Over The World Soon. [Stool NYC]
Rachel Uchitel & Former Penn Stater Matt Hahn Invade Miami Beach To Blow Tiger’s Blood Money. [Busted Coverage]
9 Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of a Comic Book. [Cracked]
30 Red Heads with HUGE Boobs. [The Chive]
WTF?! There’s an upcoming Japanese film called “Hot Butt Cop.” [Film Drunk]
The 9 Hottest Softball Players: Female Edition. [Total Pro Sports]
As badass as they come…Navy Seals (42 Photos). [The Brigade]
The 10 Hottest Chicks To Perform At Coachella 2011. [Complex]
Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Sweater Muffins. [Hollywood Tuna]
The 20 Most Spoiled Live Animal Mascots. [Bleacher Report]
The Apple Store Dance. [egoTV]
90′s Rap: A Suburban Understanding. [Holy Taco]
Brooklyn Decker goes to the beach… [Maxim]
VIDEO: This blonde chick is making these cheetahs her bitches. [Guyism]
VIDEO: Hockey Kiss Cam Guy Knows What’s Up. [Next Round]
6 Beauty Products that Qualify as Torture. [Cracked]
Mixtape: Coachella Roadtrip 2011. [Heavy]
10 of the Pants Shittingest Haunted Houses in America. [Regretful Morning]
Elizabeth Hurley is dumb enough to get back together with Hugh Grant. [truTV]
Elizabeth Hurley… Still Got It At 45. [DJ Mick]
Seven Awesome Hats in Movies. [Unreality]
Battle of the South African Bikini Babes, Sort Of. [Smoking Jacket]
40 Photos to Celebrate Thai Boob Year. [COED Magazine]
Dinosaur Terrorizes School Children. [College Humor]
11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face. [Total Pro Sports]
Lily Aldridge has new Victoria’s Secret pictures, video. [Guyism]
Five Surefire Ways to Piss off a Smoker. [Cracked]
The 25 Greatest Butt Grabbing Moments In Sports History. [Super Booyah]
PHOTOS: Kristin Cavallari & NFL QB Jake Cutler In Kenya. [Moe Jackson]
Jackson Murphy, Child Movie Critic, Is Almost Definitely A Robot. [Holy Taco]
The Truth About Las Vegas Weddings. [Smoking Jacket]
Who Wants to Rent Liechtenstein? [Daily What]
5 dumbest…things about tire swings. [TruTV]
VIDEO: Stunt pilot tests the waters of too low. [The Throttle]
kids are hittin’ the bottle early these days (36 Photos). [The Chive]
We Don’t Regret Padma Lakshmi’s Nude Pics Either. [COED Magazine]
Drum Stick Juggling like A BOSS. [Double Viking]
25 Women We Want Back in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
Diagrams of Hipsters You’ll See at Coachella. [egoTV]
Exercise Ball Challenge Was A Bad Idea. [Next Round]
Wednesday Wasabi: Kaoru Sakurako and the Demise of Pink Film. [Smoking Jacket]

Mownedhawk

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:46:08 +0000

There’s really nothing more satisfying than watching a hipster type getting knocked over by a wall panel to the face. And now for our daily link roundup.

The Links

The Most Disturbing Video Maybe Ever (The Daily What)

The Tiny Lord Of The Rings (Gorillamask)

The New Erin Andrews Commercial Is Kinda Hot (Next Round)

The 6 Most Disastrus Attempts At Internet Damage Control (Cracked)

Rosamund Pike Is Awfully Purdy (Maxim)

Jessica Alba Yawning Is Hot (Popoholic)

Noting Beats An Angry Gamer Rant (Holy Taco)

Incredible Armless Musician (Double Viking)

6 Really Messed Up Origins Of Classic Fairy Tales (Guyism)

132 Epically Awesome Photos (Izismile)

The 11 Most Memorable Movie Psychopaths (Unreality Magazine)

How To Tell If She’s Girlfriend Material (Ask Men)

Dramatic Alpaca

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:29:34 +0000

How this stupid crap makes it onto the front page of Banned In Hollywood is beyond me, someone needs to kill the editor. And now for our daily dose of time wasting links from around the internets.

Linkage:

Top 5 Things Your Girlfriend Does to Annoy You [Social Hype]

Skiing In NYC Streets [ICHI]

Star Trek Characters Receive the Steampunk Treatment in Photographs [Walyou]

Pull Up Cat [Top Cultured]

Modern Japanese Capsule Hotel [Izismile]

Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying [Cracked]

Dale Weise is Not Having a Good Day [Uncoached]

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System at Work [ForkParty]

AIDS: Just The Facts [COED Magazine]

Up Yours — X-Rays of the Weirdest Items Found in Butts [Asylum]

Seinfeld’s 10 best sports moments [Guyism]

Viral Link Roundup: Shay Maria Is A 10, Sexy Got Milk Ads, Best Cars For Getting Laid And More…

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 05:02:48 +0000

Shay Maria, the 20-year-old glamor model from Buena Park, CA shows off her assets and opinions in The Smoking Jacket’s interview (via Shabooty.com). Topics include Shay’s weight and the much debated, whether or not her back hurts.